Someone who’s not even on the team. That’s right, the best part of their season is this old guy freestyling in their parking lot. Poor player performance, mind boggling play calling, stupid penalties and crushing losses have continuously made Eagles Nation scratch their heads. This guy just doesn’t seem to care. He’s apparently a retired corrections officer who gained his rapping skills in the 80’s while rapping to the inmates. All these years later and the guy can still drop a sick freestyle. And to the guy still repping Stallworth in the background, get a new jersey and stop trying to steal a player’s spotlight.