There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They’ll make you look bad just because they’re that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they’re trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I’m just a flat-out d*ck. I haven’t raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that “God hates f*gs” while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I’m not saying that these 8 types of people have, I’m just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it’s more fun. Here’s my list of targets who need a little corruption in their lives.