Last Thursday we invited 5 lucky winners to come party with Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive Katrina Bowden, Malibu, Salt-N-Pepa, and DJ Skribble. They joined us at Good Units, where we proceeded to literally Malibu Black out. The set-up was really awesome, the bottom floor had a mini-ramp with skateboarding zombies tearing it up to DJ Skribble (who coincidentally reminded me of watching MTV Spring Break circa 2000) while the top floor was reserved for Katrina and other VIP’s.
The highlight of my night should have been grabbing a photo with Katrina but I accidentally slipped up when I introduced myself. “Hi I’m Ned. Wow, you’re like, really attractive.” She laughed, but I was so embarrassed afterwards that the only photo of me makes me look like a complete ‘tard (me on the right, contest winner on the left). Thanks, booze.
The surprise performance by Salt-‘n’-Pepa helped to cheer me up a little bit, but I’m now convinced that I have literally no game with ridiculously hot girls. I did get a little bee’s number though, so the night wasn’t a complete personal failure. Check out the night’s festivities and red-carpet photos below.
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