At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature celebrities with turtle shnozs, John Hancock’s best innuendo, and reasons why you’re a broke S.O.B. Check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW in the comments section below.
Presidential Pickup Lines
Only the Presidents of the USA were able to drop lines like “Yes, the Gettysburg Address was short… But I know something that isn’t.” For more hilarious presidential player-isms, check out the site below.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
The only explanation for a site like this can be that the Internet exists. So, which teenage mutant ninja nose are you? Raphlegm, Donachoolo, Leonosedo or Michelangesundheit? Hiyachooo!
This Is Why I’m Broke
How did I not know that I could buy a glass, see-through billiard table for over $40,000? Oh right, because I’m a blogger and can’t even afford to eat out for lunch. If you’re the 1%, or want to see how the 1% lives, check out the best luxury-goods website in the world.