This infographic comes to us via Halloween Express, “one of the most aggressive and dynamic Halloween costume and costume accessory chains in the United States”. Aggro. We like that. Anyway, it details the darker side of Halloween. At COED, we tend to focus on the slutty costumes chicks wear, so we forget that Halloween is a holiday for psychopaths who enjoy murder, rape, torture, sacrifices, and Two and a Half Men. When we say “be safe”, we don’t just mean carry a rubber; we mean, wear Kevlar and don’t be afraid to flash the Mace. Oh, and pick up your costume at Halloween Express where they won’t abduct you and hold your for ransom.