September 13th is Fortune Cookie Day. The highlight of pretty much any Chinee’ Foo’ meal is the reading of fortune cookies and adding “that’s what she said” or “in bed” to the end of it. I say that because I’m not a huge fan of Chinese food and am usually excited to leave the restaurant (fortune cookies come with the check). These fortune cookies, however, need no edit – they’re funny as hell as is. Some of them are written in poor Chinglish, some are just flat out strange, all of them leave the reader thinking “WTF.” Check out the craziest fortune cookies below!