Wrap It Up: Rachel Uchitel Is Happy Her Fiance Died In 9/11 Edition

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Rachel Uchitel is glad her former fiance died in 9/11.

Soulja Boy apologized for sh*tting on the troops.

Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars.

Beetlejuice is getting a reboot.

Justin Bieber pulled a crossover on Steve Nash. Please end the f***ing lockout.
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Aziz Ansari got remixed…
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Google paid tribute to Freddie Mercury…
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Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme might join Expendables 2. Meanwhile, Bill Murray thought Garfield was going to be a Coen Brothers movie.

What’s more jarring to the eye? Kevin Durant’s back tattoo or Maryland’s uniforms from Week 1?

Caroline Wozniacki did her best impression of Rafael Nadal’s cramp-riddled post-match press conference…
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This snag by Ohio State’s Evan Spencer is an early favorite for catch of the year…
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The Jaguars released former starting QB David Garrard.

Here are the Winnipeg Jets new uniforms.

Here’s the most ballin’est music video about sex education… today…
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Here’s Twilight in 4 seconds…
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Here are the 100 sexiest female singers in the world.

A french dude got f***ed by his ex-wife for not f***ing her enough. Meanwhile, a sperm donor has fathered over 150 kids.

Peace out, bitches! We’re off to get some fried bubble gum then fill out an application at the Heroin Mill.

Wrap It Up: Jim Carrey’s Love Letter To Emma Stone Edition
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