After a nice long weekend of boozing and eating the fattiest foods in the world, you sink into a deep state of depression when you look down and can’t find your wiener. You feel like you’ve got a baby on board and the Jersey Shore marathon where Sitch and Ronnie have their shirts off 24/7 isn’t helping things. Well, do what we do, stare at fatties way fatter than you. There are a select few hotties out there who love to rub a good beer belly. Those women exist only in movies. To help you cope, we’ve put together this gallery of epic beer bellies. BURP! Excuse us.