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Michael Vick signed a ridiculous extension with the Eagles.
Chick-Fil-A is offering a week of free breakfasts.
Hilary Duff gets paid to NOT make movies.
There’s a Russian nightclub for kids. Like actual children.
This kid got drilled in the face by a line drive…
And this dad hit his 7 year old son on a tour boat then tossed him overboard.
Supposedly, these are leaked pics of Julianne Hough?
Micaela Schaefer should wear bikinis more often.
Here’s a grainy, low-res sneak peek at the music video for Kim Kardashian’s “Jam (Turn It Up)”.
Someone’s also trying to buy Kim K’s sex tape, presumably to take it off the market? Lookin’ at you, Kris Humphries.