Truly Tasteless Michael Jackson Jokes: 2 Years Postmortem Edition

What’s worse than losing the King of Pop? How about everyone forgetting that the King of Pop actually turned into the King of Creep years before he died? In the past two years we’ve been subjected to numerous tributes that all seem to leave out the fact that his nose fell off during a child molestation trial. Sure, the guy was a music legend in the 80s and 90s, and has unquestionably written some of the best pop songs in the history of all mankind, but he was also the inspiration for numerous childrens’ nightmares, wet mattresses and countless hours of therapy. So in honor of the real Michael Jackson being dead for two years, we present truly tasteless Michael Jackson jokes. Check ’em out below.


Q: Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.


Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.


Q: Did you hear that MJ died from food poisoning?
A: He ate 12 year old nuts!!


Q: What did Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting little children, their sacks are empty.


Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so tight?
A: Because they weren’t his…


Q. Why did Michael Jackson hang ‘Blanket’ out the balcony of his hotel?
A. He was trying to shake the cum off.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to hell?
A: Because he was bad.


Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off !!


Q: Why were Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
A: Because they aren’t his!


Q: What did Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.


Q: What did Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A: Blowing his nose.


Knock knock

Who’s there?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson


Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.


Q: What’s the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy’s underpants?
A: Michael Jackson’s makeup.


Q: What was Michael Jackson’s Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.


Q: Why did Michael like children so much?
A: He knew how they felt.


Q: What was Michael Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.


Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a mail-order catalogue.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
A: It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.


Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house!!


Q: What do michael jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.


Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson raped kids.

Have a favorite joke that we didn’t include? Leave it in the comments and we’ll throw the best ones in!

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