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Wrap It Up: Age Is Just A Number Edition


So, what did we learn today? We learned that you can be 3 times older than your bride but FOUR times older? That’s too much, right Crystal Harris? I bet this 21-year-old dude in Connersville, Indiana could be the most pissed off person in the world after hearing news about “16-year-old” pop star wannabe Courtney Stodden marrying 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. I mean, the girl he wanted to get with was only 9 years his junior (that’s 12 for all you math majors).

Now that Paris Hilton is single, which end of the spectrum will she prey on? Fourth graders or frisky seniors with ventilators?

You might actually see a dude using a ventilator on your next pack of cigarettes with the new graphic warning labels. Gross.

Is it as gross as this chick peeing in a urinal trough at a Dodgers game?

Is that video of the chick peeing as ridiculous as this Lacrosse announcer channeling Biggie Smalls after a goal?

Dude deserves his own fan page. One guy that apparently doesn’t isĀ Roger Ebert whose page was removed from Facebook after his tweet about Ryan Dunn’s death from drunk driving.

For those who want the drinking without the driving, you might want to check out these rules for drinking during the summer. But, you might want to watch this video explaining hangovers first.

Rory McIlroy is JUST like Tiger Woods. No, he doesn’t need a handful of Ambien, a Denny’s waitress, and a porn star with weirdly shaped boobs to get off. He was also a child prodigy.

Would you pay $12,000 for this sculpture of Tim Tebow? Child, please! We might pay for it in pop culture currency, though.

And boom goes the dynamite for billionaire Steve Jobs…

Grand Theft Auto 5 is in the works?

Boy Wonder becomes a man in Batman Arkham City.

Killzone 3 DLC pack released.

Lil Wayne released Carter IV.

Jaromir Jagr wants to return to the Penguins.

This Fairleigh Dickinson professor ran a prostitution website while Yale University started an Antisemitism program. Hate and hookers – now THAT’s an education!

One thing you can’t learn is being naturally hot. Doesn’t mean we won’t study Lucy Pinder any less. Here she is in a behind the scenes video from her shoot for Lynx’s upcoming commercial…

Peace out, bitches! We’re off to go skateboarding with Rebecca Black ‘cuz it’s her… birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday.

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