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25 Title Suggestions For The Kardashians New Book


The AP reports the Kardashians are releasing a book but they want their fans to name it.

Publisher William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday that reality stars Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are turning to fiction. Scheduled for a November release, the book promises an imaginary peak into the dynamics of “a glamorous, high profile and complicated family.”

Fans with ideas for a title can check out the website or follow (at)harpercollins on Twitter.

The winner gets some fame – but no cash prize.

I can’t really overstate the magnitude of this decision. Quite possibly the biggest, bestest set up for a joke ever. So, we asked our Facebook followers to suggest titles. Here are the best of the best along with our top suggestions:

  1. “The Sham Career That Jizz Built” Matthew Webb
  2. “From Past To Ass” Dustin Bobby Beanlands
  3. “Porked: The Ray J Story” Matt Cardone
  4. ‘Sluttiness: The Official Manual” Dre Daniels
  5. “I wanna f*ck Joe Kroger” Joe Kroger
  6. “‎Poop Chute: How I Learned To Love My Ass” Tyler Gibbons
  7. “Making it to the top by lying on your back” Greek Tony
  8. ” ‎CLUELESS” Tanvir Ronnie Sayeedy
  9. “Kim Kadashian 66 tons of bun” Chatchai Padthayanan
  10. “The Big Butt Theory” Jackson E. Gelb
  11. “And Then There Were Buns”
  12. “The Liar, The Bitch, and the Whore”
  13. “Catch Her In The Eye”
  14. “Wanna Hear The Most Annoying Sound In the World?” (audio book)
  15. “Where the Mild Things Are”
  16. “The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People”
  17. “How To Win Frienemies and Influence Sheeple”
  18. “The Whore Whisperer”
  19. “The Kardashian’s Guide To Gold-digging”
  20. “Star F*ckers”
  21. “The Chronicles of Nonsense”
  22. “A Series of Unfortunate Events”
  23. “Men Are From Mars, Kardashians Love Penis”
  24. “Diary of a Blimpy Butt”
  25. “The Joy of Hooking”

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