Super Size Me’s Don Gorske Eats 25,000th Big Mac [GROSS STATS]

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WISN reports Don Gorske, the pony-tailed, sunglass-wearing man (who kind of looks like Eric Jomfru from Metalocalypse) featured in Morgan Spurlock‘s McDonald’s documentary, “Super Size Me” ate his record breaking 25,000th McDonald’s Big Mac. To us, Big Macs are the ultimate c*cktease. You see those friggin’ commercials and they look HUGE and amazing then you order one and you’re like, “Really? That’s it?” So, kudos to this guy for being easy to please. Here are some really f***ing gross stats about his epic run.

The average nutritional value for one (1) Big Mac is as follows:

*NOTE: Recommended Daily Value or RDV is in ( ).

  • Calories: 540 (27%)
  • Carbohydrates: 45 g (15%)
  • Protein: 25 g (45%)
  • Fat: 29 g (45%)
  • Saturated Fat: 10 g (50%)
  • Dietary Fiber: 3 g (13%)
  • Sodium (Salt): 1,040 mg (43%)
  • Total Weight: 214 g

Here’s what 25,000 Big Macs looks like:

  • Total Calories consumed: 13,500,000 Calories (385,714 rice cakes)
  • Total Pounds of Fat: 1,600 (400 short of a ton)
  • Total Days of Saturated Fat: ~12,483 (longer than Sarah Michelle Gellar’s life)
  • Total Years of Saturated Fat: ~34 (Gorske’s only 57)
  • Total Pounds of Salt: 57.4 (more than an 8 year old child)
  • Total Pounds: 11,810 (almost 9 times the weight of the World’s Fattest Man Manuel Uribe)
  • Total Carbohydrates: 1,125,000 g (281,250 sticks of celery)

Other Fun Facts (in case you haven’t seen Super Size Me yet):

  • After getting his first car, the first place he went to was a McDonald’s
  • He met and proposed to his wife, Mary, at a McDonald’s in 1973
  • He’s 6’2″ tall, 185 lbs., and claims a cholesterol level of 140-155 (average/healthy is ~200)
  • There have only been eight different days in which he did not eat a single Big Mac
  • He has an “emergency stash” of Big Macs in his freezer for emergencies and snow days
  • Big Mac constitutes 90% of his total solid food intake
  • His friend bet him $5 to eat a Burger King Whopper, he did then spent the money on Big Macs

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