The New York Daily News reports a Long Island Toys “R” Us store sold her the kid-friendly “Nickelodeon All-Star Sports Day” featuring Diego that turned out to be the X-rated adventure, “Bubble Butt Bonanza No. 17.”
Hey, the kids gotta learn someday.
“I saw a Caucasian lady and man and they were naked,” said sixth grader, Nigel. “I was surprised. I was very disgusted.”
Yeah, I know what Nigel’s talking about. The chick in Bubble Butt Bonanza doesn’t even have a bubble but. It’s like a pancake ass. Talk about false advertising.
“I’m just very, very surprised,” said the manager.
Well, you know, once you get to #17 in the franchise, you tend to reach a little, get a little desperate with your cast. Here’s hoping they do a reboot with CoCo next year.
Full story here: Kids Found Porn on ‘Dora the Explorer’ DVD© Hola Images
Search Engine Watch reports via Wired that a Columbia University professor has published a report that found New York City prostitutes are using Facebook to find clients.
The professor said “According to the survey the use of social media and other technologies has completely altered the trade on the ground, how it is marketed, client screening, income generation and safety. Facebook and other social tools are being use to friend clients, screen and negotiate.”
So, according to The Social Network, Zuckerberg created The Facebook to get girls. Now, ladies of the night are using it to get guys. Guys spend every waking moment working their ass off trying to impress chicks, taking them out to dinner, to the movies, spending most cash in the hopes of getting laid. They join Match and eHarmony and Chemistry.com for some lovin’. These ladies spend their time trying to score cash by getting laid. The circle of life, huh? Btw, I hate “Pretty Woman”.
Full story here: Prostitutes Using Facebook For Marketing
DailyTech.com reports Purdue University researchers are working with researchers from the Naval Postgraduate School in Monterey, California and Ben-Gurion University of Negev in Israel to develop a system that controls robots working in the hospital through hand gesture recognition
I know, I know. First thought that popped into my head is you’re gonna have “happy endings” all over the place. That is until the robot nurses go haywire and start ripping d*cks off left and right.
“It’s a concept Tom Cruise demonstrated vividly in the film ‘Minority Report,'” said one of the researchers.
Just another example of Sci-Fi’s influence on actual developments within the fields of science and technology. What’s next? That dream-like after-life racket we saw in Vanilla Sky? Regaining the use of my legs by inhabiting the body of a giant blue cat like creature on a foreign planet? Harvesting my clone’s liver so I can keep hittin’ the sauce? Seriously, where can I donate money for this research? I don’t want to die.
Full story here: Researchers Equip Robotic Surgery “Nurses” With Gesture Recognition
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