11 Reasons Why New Year’s Eve is the Worst Bar Night of the Year

It happens every year: starting in early December the texts start trickling in: “Yo, what are you doing for New Year’s Eve?” I shiver with pure hatred at the thought. Oh, you mean, “how are you going to blow wads of cash and not even hose and spray a chick down?” there are elements of New Year’s — like the $200 20-minute open bar where I’m forced to stand next to Orange Anthony from Jersey as we vie for the two beers that come as part of “the package” (more on the tiered pricing later) — that I just can’t stand. Here are the 11 Reasons Why New Year’s Eve is the Worst Bar Night of the Year.

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