50 Things We Hate About The Holidays [Happy Humbug Day!]

Today’s Humbug Day. It’s a day where everyone can vent their frustrations and grievances. As you get older, you start to hate Christmas more and more. All the cool stuff you remembered as a kid is long gone. We think the following things probably contributed to our hate, hate, hate.


1. Annoying Christmas Songs

2. Shopping

3. F*cked Up Family Members

4. Fruitcake

5. Stress

6. Office Holiday Party

7. Fox News “War On Christmas”

8. Vampire Weekend’s “Holiday” In Every Commercial

9. Secret Santa

10. Christmas Specials

11. Seasonal Promotions

12. Depressing Suicides


13. The People Who Dress Suicidal Dogs

14. Denis Milani’s Clothes

15. Liars

16. Scrooges

17. People Who Don’t Like Christmas

18. Creepy Taxidermists

19. Excessive Shipping Fees

20. Wrapping Paper

21. Annoying High School Classmates

22. Sh*tty Seasonal Beers

23. Not Being Under The Mistletoe When Drunk Chicks Are Around

24. Crappy Christmas Trees

25. The Grinch

26. Creepy Mall Santas

51. Spoiled Brats

28. Being Poor

29. People Without A Sense Of Humor

30. People Who Won’t Decorate

31. People Who OVER Decorate

32. Unnecessary College Football Bowl Games

33. Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads

34. Knowing Your Christmas Gift Before You Open It

35. Crappy Christmas Cards

36. Ugly Christmas Ornaments

37. Crappy Christmas Movies

38. Ke$ha

39. Hour 450 of “A Christmas Story” Marathon

40. Crying Women Who Complain About One Night Stands

41. Sh*tty Christmas Gifts

42. Ripoffs

43. Drunk 4 Year Olds

44. Bitter Cold Weather

45. Rapid Fire Questions At Family Get Togethers

46. Family Portraits

47. WikiLeaks

48. Flash Mobs

49. Crying Kids

50. The Word “Santabulous

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