The madness! The fevered rush! Where are my nipple tassels and Native American headdress?! You couldn’t pay us enough money to be the gopher running around trying to organize this sh*t, but we’d pay you to let us watch a bunch of smokeshow models in the buff shakin’ and bakin’ as they squirm into their skimpy outfits. In this gallery, we show you the calm before the storm as a bunch of models get their hair did and make up done all while in tiny pink silk robes. Somehow, they even manage to make this look irresistible.