Adam Sandler's Top 10 Movie Quotes

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Adam Sandler has been the brightest comedy star  for over a decade. The funny man is at the top of his game with no sign of slowing down. Sandler has three new movies hitting theaters next year. His new DVD Grown Ups drops November 9th, so we decided to take a look at the best quotes from ten of his most popular comedies.

“Its too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here.” from Billy Madison

By far, the most quotable movie from the Adam Sandler library. “O’Doyle, I’ve got a feeling your whole family is going down.” “Stop looking at me, swan!” “Shampoo is better. I  go on first and clean the hair. No, conditioner is better, I make the hair silky and smooth.” “Lady, you’re scaring us.” “He called the sh*t, ‘poop’!” “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants!” “That’s quacktastic!” The list goes on and on and on. We could’ve done a whole post on JUST B-Mad quotes, but we decided to spread the love.

“The price is wrong, bitch!” from Happy Gilmore

Bob Barker’s a bad-ass. Not only does he want to butcher your animal’s genitalia, he will settle for nothing less than perfect on the golf course. Gilmore might’ve lost the battle but he won the war…of words at least.

“Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.” from “The Wedding Singer”

For all those ladies out there who think this is a joke. It’s not. Seriously, take off that damn shirt.

“And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!” from “The Waterboy”

Ah, yes, the first pair of boobies. Magical, right? Of course, when that first pair comes at the tender age of thirtysomething, well, it’s like super magical and pathetic. But seriously, Ma, let ’em have some tots. We bet Vicki’s look nice and pert, too. However, we wouldn’t be surprised if lil’ daggers poked out from the nipples when you approach.

“I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin’ the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel.” from “Big Daddy”

“He has a 5 year plan? What is it, don’t die?” “Hey, Old Man river, zip it or I’ll break ya hip.” Sonny’s interactions with his ex-gf Vanessa (who will eventually work at Hooters) and his best friend’s fiancee Corinne (who worked at Hooters). Hooters has never generated so many laughs. For some reason, I now crave chicken breasts.

“Popeye’s Chicken is f***ing awesome!” from “Little Nicky”

Sandler’s not tryin’ to be funny right here. That’s just straight up truth. Why a sailor is hawking chicken instead of chicken of the sea is beyond us, though. Maybe he should get in touch with Jessica Simpson.

“I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!– Mr. Deeds

You said it, brother. Loads of cash and he falls for the lying psycho kleptomaniac. Smooth move, X-lax! Hey, that’s a quote!

“Sorry I’m not better looking.” from “50 First Dates”

Self-deprecation is the key to any chick’s heart. Especially if she has memory loss and finds out she’s dating Adam Sandler.

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“Dalia, I don’t know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone else. “ from “You Don’t Mess With The Zohan”

I couldn’t understand this movie. Then again I don’t understand chicks. How is it someone can fall for a guy who’s banged so many old, nasty women? I guess women are split – most would be grossed out – others would be turned on. Dalia, the hair salon owner, is in the latter group. Time for me to start banging blueheads!

“Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.” from “Grown Ups”

Can’t wait to explain getting wasted to my kids. Actually, I’m a show-er, not a explainer. Just get ’em wasted real young then they’ll hate it until they’re at least peer pressured at high school parties.

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