JWoww and Mel Gibson’s ex might’ve turned down offers to pose for the gentleman’s mag, and Hef might move corporate headquarters out of Chicago, but there is one sure thing about Playboy. They throw SICK parties. Halloween is the perfect opportunity to see chicks wearing skimpy, skin-baring costumes. So, you can only imagine what a Halloween party would be like at the Playboy Mansion where chicks are ALREADY near nude. Last year, we brought you 40 pics from Hef’s haunted adult playground, now we present more than 100 pics from the ENTIRE DECADE of decadent trick or treating.
Farrah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze, Billy Mays, David Carradine, Walter Cronkite, DJ AM and Michael Jackson all died last year, so Halloween 2009 was literally filled with dead celebrities. And that’s all fine and good. But if you want your costume to really be offensive, you’re going to have to get creative. Here are the 20 Most Offensive Halloween Costumes.
Other than keggeriffic costume parties featuring insanely hot chicks wearing revealing outfits, the next best part of Halloween is making a jack-o-lantern so ace people are forced to take pics and spread it like it’s hot on the interwebs. While most families go for the traditional (read: boring) look, others make us physically ill they’re so bad. Then, there are jack-o-lanterns that ARE physically ill. Check out our photo gallery of barftastic pumpkins and remember to liquor then beer on all Hallow’s Eve.
With Halloween right around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about costumes. Luckily, for chicks, they have it easy. While we spend a ton of money on clothes, hats, shoes, and accessories that’ll get chucked in the closet never to be seen again, women like the ones in this photo gallery just slather on a bunch of paint. Now, we’re not advocating you dudes do this, it’s for ladies only. But, next time a girl asks you what she should be for Halloween, you break out the paintbrush. You’ve seen our costume-less galleries from 2008 and 2009, now check out this year’s edition of costume-less cuties!
Whether or not you want to admit it summer is over, which means Halloween is right around the cover! We haven’t drooled over supermodel Candice Swanepoel for quite some time, so let’s get prematurely in the Halloween mood with these ridiculously sexy photos of Candice dressing up fantasies that I’ve been dreaming about.. sexy cowgirl, naughty nurse, jaw dropping airline attendant, etc… so stop reading this and enjoy the photos!
I’m so bored with typical been-there done-that sexy Halloween costumes. Naughty nurse..ehhh. French maid…where’s the originality? We recently released our list of Top 5 Sexiest NFL Squads and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders were number one. With Halloween right around the corner it got me thinking, has anyone ever been a Buccs cheerleader for Halloween? Sure your girl would have to have a rippin’ cheerleaderesque body and the savvy to design the costume herself because they aren’t available online but if the stars aligned and everything came together it really would be the sexiest Halloween costume of all-time.
As we’ve seen before, there’s wild and then there’s too wild. You know, that point in the night when you’ve had so much to drink, you can’t even stay awake long enough to get home. Well, with Halloween coming up this weekend, we thought we’d do a special edition to help celebrate the holiday. Without further adieu, here is Girls Gone Too Wild: Halloween Edition.
By far and away, Halloween blows every other holiday out of the water when it comes to showin’ some skin. And that’s phenomenal news for us cleavage lovers. Last year, we showed you more than 100 pics of girls with cleavage caused by their sexy Halloween costumes. This year, we hope even more women will follow the so-for-show starfish or suspenders look. For now, feast your eyes on these fantastic flesh mountains.
There are certain essentials when Halloween comes creepin’ ’round: themed cocktails, girls in slutty costumes, and glow in the dark condoms. The biggest and best must-have is the posterior or ass. We’ve got quite the eye for backsides as you can see from our previous Ass-entials entries for the World Cup, Beach Volleyball, Lingerie Football, Surfing, and Pole Vaulting. However, we must say, THIS gallery is scary good. It’ll have you blastin’ Juvenile’s “Back That Ass Up”
Sororities aren’t all Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. There’s in-fighting, cattiness, and most importantly, competition over dem hot frat boys. Peer pressure has always been a staple of Greek Life, and sorority sisters know just how to push each other’s buttons. This gallery of hot sorority girls in slutty Halloween costumes is certainly proof they’re pushing all the RIGHT buttons. Face it, ladies. Brad from TKE doesn’t want a pumpkin, he wants rump skin. Hike those booty shorts up.
Halloween’s one of the best holidays of the year for guys and girls alike. Guys get to be inappropriate and offensive (making sure their costume isn’t on our TO AVOID list) and girls… well, girls don’t even have to wear clothes! Sure, sometimes it doesn’t matter what you wear, especially if you have colossal cleavage, but if you’re a chick who’s looking to have all eyes on you, peep our 1o sexiest Halloween costumes below. You might notice a trend. (*cough, high heels, cough, mini-skirt, cough*)
This past June we brought you 429 drunk girls kissing. What’s better than that? How about drunk girls dressed in next to nothing kissing? Or maybe Halloween girls KISS-ing? With the countdown to Halloween reaching a fevered pitch, we thought we’d prepare you for what you’re bound to see this weekend, a whole bunch of witches, angels, devils, and mummys making out. So, if (and when) you don’t score, you can at least encourage hotties to hit on each other. We know the sorority sisters will be sluttin’ it up!
If you were able to catch this past weekend’s NFL games, you might’ve noticed most cheerleader squads got into the Halloween spirit by dressing up in ridiculously sexy costumes. Since you’re too cheap for DVR (Booyah!) and your memory sucks worse than Jay Cutler’s accuracy, we did all the work for you by collecting this gallery of gridiron goddesses in ghoulish get up. Or check out our 5 sexiest cheerleader squads. Either way you win… for once.