Last week, COED’s pick, freshman Rutgers student Dharun Ravi got more than 60% of the total votes for douchiest douche with Forehead Tattoo Guy in second and Cowboys WR Roy Williams in last. Gilbert Gottfried wasn’t included because he would’ve blown up our poll. This week was tough for COED. We knew who Bleacher Report would select. Douchebag Maneuvers never fails with a solid pick. And Campus Socialite is climbin’ in your windows, snatchin’ your douches up. We wanted to go with douchebaguette Karen Owen, but, upon further review, we’ve all done the same thing – just not in PPT (excellent presentation, btw). So, who did we pick? Read on THEN VOTE, DOUCHES!
After much consternation, we at COED select… Fox 5 news reporter Charles Leaf, who was arrested for sexually abusing a 4 year old girl and is being held in a New Jersey jail on $250,000 bail with multiple charges against him. The ex-Marine is married with 2 kids. Hide ya wife, hide ya kids!
Bleacher Report indeed went with the grizzled gunslinger Brett Favre, who should really get a lifetime douche achievement award for his Ross Perot / John Kerry flip flopping and hokey good ol’ boy attitude. So, why THIS week? You’ll have to find out for yourself at Bleacher Report.
Douchebag Maneuvers is going with rep. Alan Grayson, who just can’t stop digging his own hole.
Campus Socialite’s pick is a good’un. Bolivian President Evo Morales. He puts the ‘bag’ in douchebag. Or rather he knees the bag? You’ll see, just click.
Want to win some swag from “Douchebag”? Email your best Douchebag story along with a picture of said Dbag to firstname.lastname@example.org. COED will select the winner at the end of the month.
Release dates and locations are below:
Oct 1: New York
Oct 8: Los Angeles
Oct 15: Santa Ana
Oct 22: San Francisco, Berkeley
Oct 29: Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Minneapolis, San Diego, St. Louis