8 WTF People Who Banged Angelina Jolie

Face it…it’s a Brangelina world and we’re all just lucky enough to be breathing the same air as them.  And now as Angelina’s new movie Salt is about to premiere, we here at COED thought it only appropriate to celebrate this occasion the best way we know how. Yep, that’s right. We’re listing everyone that Angelina has ever brought into her bedroom. We’re talking men, we’re talking women, and according to rumors, we’re also talking about her brother?

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Jonny Lee Miller

In 1995, the relatively unknown Jolie starred in the film Hackers, alongside Jonny Lee Miller — later to be known for his star turn in Trainspotting.  After a whirlwind romance the pair wed in 1996, with Jolie wearing the always classic wedding outfit,  black leather pants and a white shirt with Miller’s name painted across the back of it – in her own blood. Despite her vampire attempts to create a loving home, they divorced in 1999. We can only assume she brought the shirt to the cleaners.

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Timothy Hutton

Having met on the set of the film Playing God in 1997, Angelina and Timothy Hutton began a relationship that lasted about a year. Angie however, was so taken with Timothy that she had the letter ‘H’ tattooed on the inside of her left wrist. When Timothy ended the relationship because he didn’t want to get serious,  “friends” of the star said Angie was so devastated that her mental health took a downward spiral and she started experimenting with heroin. And apparently heroin experimentation is a gateway drug for a far more dangerous addiction — adopting children.

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James Haven

Angelina loves her brother James Haven.  I mean she REALLY LOVES her brother James. Now I’m not saying that James and Angie actually hit the sheets, but their passion for one another was fully demonstrated on the night of her big Oscar win, when Angelina landed a big, wet, juicy one right on her sibling’s lips.  To further demonstrate their “connection” James, who is still single, once claimed in an interview  that’s been hard for him to find a woman because, “I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that.”  Uh, anyone got Dr. Phil’s phone number?

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Jenny Shimizu

Upon meeting at the filming of their 1996 movie Foxfire, Angelina says  that it was love at first sight with her co-star Jenny Shimizu. Angie and the model/actress dated on and off for several years and rumors continue to this day that they’re still seeing each other on the sly. Whatever the case, it seems that Angie made quite an impact on Jenny who says,  “She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I’ve never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It’s like two water beds — it’s like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing.” When does this sex tape get released?

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Mick Jagger

Here’s one from the slightly “yucky” files — Angie and Sir Mick apparently did the nasty in between filming of the Rolling Stone’s 1997 video, “Anybody Seen My Baby? The 66-year-old’s first alleged fling with Angie — who is 32 years his junior- – was said to have happened two years before he finally divorced Texas model Jerry Hall, and while Angie was still married to Jonny Lee Miller. Allegedly they hooked up one last time in 2003. Well, they do say lust is blind.

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Ralph Fiennes

On the surface, the news that Angie had a brief fling with actor Ralph Fiennes sounds kind of boring.  But when you add the fact that Fiennes is a bit of a sex addict having already had two sex scandals, well that heats things up a bit.  Wanna got even more hot and bothered?  Well, how about the rumor that Angie and Fiennes supposedly met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London?  Yeah, I knew that’d get ya.

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Billy Bob Thornton

Talk about fireworks. Angie met second husband Billy Bob Thornton on the set of their 1999 movie Pushing Tin and for five years the couple outdid themselves with their PDA. Everything from wearing vials of each others blood around their necks to bragging on the red carpet about how they had just went at it in the back seat of a car to Angie’s infamous “Billy Bob” tattoo (which she’s since had removed).  So what happened to the star-crossed lovers?  Well, she ran off to Cambodia and adopted little Maddox (the first of her six children)  without Billy Bob’s input.  And things really soured when Billy didn’t warm up to the little guy. In other words, Billy Bob refused to wear a vial of Maddox’s blood around his neck.

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Colin Farrell

Angelina’s brother isn’t the only one who thinks his sister is the perfect woman.  At the London premiere of Colin Farrell and Angie’s movie Alexander, Farrell confessed that she was his ideal woman, “I haven’t had a girlfriend in a long time but Angie’s pretty close to my perfect woman.” While neither of them ever confessed to having a relationship, the rumored affair ended because Farrell was becoming obsessed with her, drank too much, and wasn’t a good role model for Maddox. Jeez, that Maddox sure is little ball breaker, ain’t he?

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