Whether you’re into horsepower, blingin’ rims, doors that open in an upward sweep, electric fuel, keyless entry, or even all of the above, 2010 is a great year for vehicles. Too bad the economy is shattering into pieces around us and the probability of affording one of these rides while it’s still 2010 is pretty slim for most. But you can dream, eh? Check out a portion of the lineup of motorized sex symbols available this year and hope you win the lottery.
The Chevy Camaro
The Chevy Camaro (AKA Sex Mobile) ensures style and comfort alongside those sexy racing stripes.
The Audi R8
The Audi is shaped like a hot chick, wouldn’t you agree? Slim where it counts and curved in all the right places. Giggity-giggity.
The Lamborghini Murcielago
If you double as a secret agent, you might consider making the Lamborghini your company car.
The Mercedes Benz SLR
The Benz offers another example of a shapely masterpiece. If you’re a Palin-Republican, you can take comfort in the fact that the rise of gay marriage also means the rise of inter-species and mechanical marriages; ergo, you can marry your car. Logical, right?
The Ford Flex
Albeit a box on wheels, the Ford Flex does have a certain charm. Throw a shark tank in the back for Pimpin’ Points.
The Ford Mustang Shelby
Another beauty: the Shelby. A test drive will likely lead to impulse GTA, so be careful.
The Cadillac SRX
The Caddy gets sexier every year. Now available as an SUV.
The Nissan GTR
Nissan brings a sleeker version that still looks like every other car they’ve manufactured, but we don’t mind.