Meeting new people is all about judging them based on the superficial. Whether it’s his bathing suit, his grown-up beverage choice, his pooch, or even his ride, nothing is more fun than learning everything about a person from a few random details. Want to make the game more fun? Sit in a coffee shop rife with douche’s stache, wait for him to take a bathroom break, and then rifle through his too cool for school iPhone. Feel free to go through his web history or his e-mail account to crack the case. And to make up for completely creeping him out, take a shot in the dark and buy him a stiff drink.