The 5 Craziest Things Glenn Beck Has Said


We’re obsessed with the craziness that is Glenn Beck and we’re always dying to know more about him. He’s a barrel of laughs as he rambles and cries on his Fox News show. Sometimes, however, his deranged faces make it difficult to hear the words coming out of this loon’s mouth. Here are some absolute gems.

1. “Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!”

Perhaps the only thing more ridiculous than those words escaping from the mouth of a man who is white as chalk is the fact that he was saying it to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi after she simply requested more use of a private airplane she had been using to fly around the country.

2. “Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different”

It has yet to be explained how rounding up Jews and killing them relates to Al Gore’s movie An Inconvenient Truth – but simple premises are not going to stop Beck from getting to his umpteenth Hitler analogy of the day.

3. “You self-centered, self-righteous, socialist, out-of-control, dangerous, man-hating bitch! Shut your mouth. We might have bought into this crap in the 1960s because too many people were doing LSD. We’re not on LSD anymore — we need to start making sense.”

One would think that Beck said this to someone like…Hillary Clinton or…Miley Cyrus. One would be wrong. Beck said this while attacking 73-year-old feminist leader Gloria Steinem for saying the John McCain wouldn’t have received the same treatment if he were a woman who had been captured by the Vietnamese.

4. “You must silence all dissenting voices. That’s what Hitler did. That’s what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing].”

He has at least a valid point with the global warming advocates trying to silence “scientists” that are global warming deniers, so as to prevent people from listening to those kooks but really, ANOTHER Hitler comparison?

5. “And it was from America. Progressive movement in America. Eugenics. In case you don’t know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. …. The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening. So I guess I have to put my name on yes, I hope Barack Obama fails. But I just want his policies to fail; I want America to wake up.”

You have to give the guy credit. It isn’t often that a “patriot” admits that he wants the country to fail just so that he can be right. On the other hand, it sounds like Beck spends the time that he’s not on the air wearing a tin-foil hat and using Google Earth to “spy” on Area 51.

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COED Writer
COED Writer