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Scream Queens Waiting to be Discovered


Check out these “Attractive, Young Damsels-in-Distress”, everyone ripe and ready for their big hollywood horror film break!  Just achin’ to be the lastest hottie “Scream Queen” “Torn to Pieces Screaming”  – both literally and figuratively by the ravenous Wolfman!  The big dog blockbuster flick starts this week, and although we’re told that if we reveal too much we could get sued for hacking the Universal server and downloading ourselves the bootleg copy we watched last Monday . . .er – never mind that last part.

Go see The Wolfman this week!  We owe the Wolfman a debt that can never be repaid, as it was he who brought us the colloquialism, “I will tear that ass up.”  Me too Wolfie, and that one, and that one, and that one . . .

  • COED Writer