Is This The New Spider-Man?!?!

Spider-Man 4 which was to release in 2011, will now be releasing in the summer of 2012. . . but not.

The “New Chapter” in the Spider-Man franchise produced by Columbia, Marvel Studios and Avi Arad and Laura Ziskin, will have a new cast and filmmaking team.  It will have an all new cast and director, and start over at “The Beginning.”   Spider-Man will be in High School – again.

Wait.  So it’s not a New Chapter at all you’re . . .Oh! You mean you’re doing Ultimate Spider-Man?!?  Great! Awesome!  Home-run!   But didn’t you guys just cancel that comic?

Yep.  The top selling Marvel title for over 100 issues.  The one the company decided to run into the ground, and then cancel is now being made into the “New Spider-Man” film.

( . . .so it’s good enough to be made into a 100 million plus budget movie, but someone at Marvel felt that they had better cancel the comic because . . . ?  HINT: No good reason.)

Left hand meet right hand.  It would be nice if you guys spoke once in a while.

What do you think? Comes off as a bit of a tool if you ask me.

In the spirit of not knowing what the hell is going on, we have a rumor on which actor will take up the Spider-Mantle – Disney star David Henrie (Big Surprise a Kid under a Disney contract)  spoke to OK! Magazine about the rumors that he is next in line to wall crawl.

“I am very blessed that the rumor is even going around and I am very happy about it! That would be a dream role for me,” The Wizards of Waverly Place star reveals to OK!Magazine at the premiere of the  movie Legion on Thursday.  “I love Tobey and I have been watching him forever so I would do whatever it takes to follow him in the role.”

Well . . .do you like the taste of mouse semen Dave?
” I have been involved in martial arts for my whole life and I am very acrobatic, active, and athletic so I would continue to do a lot more of what I have been doing with mixed martial arts,” to prepare for Spider-Man if the opportunity presents itself.  And I’d totally fellate Mickey”

(Except that last part isn’t true.  He didn’t say that, but maybe he should have.)

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