Hot Walrus Porn…Awww, Yeah!

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Bow chicka wow-wow! What? Stop looking so grossed out. You know you’d do it if you could, too (hopefully, you’d use less teeth than Wally here).

This video has been making the rounds on the Interwebz today, and I’ve already forwarded it to everyone I know (sorry, Grandma! That was an accident!). Not because it’s funny — don’t get me wrong, it totally is — but because it’s apparently a huge scientific breakthrough. No, really.

According to the Animal Sexual Behavior Wikipedia page, the only animals known to engage in auto-fellatio (so that’s what the kids are calling it these days) are goats, primates, hyenas, bats and sheep. You’ll notice that walruses are nowhere on that list, which means that somebody needs to get off of their fat ass and update the page, pronto.

In semi-related news: BATS? Seriously?!

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