There’s no denying 30 Rock is still one of the best shows on television. The writing is clever and the cast is hilarious. But the main reason we watch 30 Rock is Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart. Luckily for us, our hearts are made of lead and whisky.
8. Tracy Morgan in Totally Awesome
If you want to look cooler, and by “cooler” you mean “blacker,” then Tracy Morgan’s your man. Now, you might not want to take all any of his advice, but if you get even a little bit more like Tracy, you’re already on the right track to kicking much more ass.
7. Tracy Morgan’s “Behind Closed Doors” Stand-up (NSFW)
If you like Tracy Morgan, you’re going to love his “Behind Closed Doors” stand-up act. This video is only part one of nine, so head over to YouTube, here to check out the rest of the act.
6. Uncle Jemima’s Pure Mash Liquor
Everyone knows Aunt Jemima make syrup, but you many not have known about her husband’s 190 Pure Mash Liquor. Designed specifically to f**k you up, fast, Uncle Jemima’s Mash Liquor will have you wishing you’d eaten pancakes first in no time.
In this parody of “Jackass,” Tracy shows what would happen if they had a black guy on the show. Needless to say, it probably would end worse than it already does.
4. Ask 30 Rock’s Tracy Jordan
Writing letters to Santa is so 20th Century. This year, kids in the know are forgoing the jolly ol’ fat man for 30 Rock’s funny ol’ black man, Tracy Morgan Jordan. In this video, he’ll answer everything from what kind of crayon he’d make (if he made crayons) to “What is time?” Sure, the answers might not “make sense,” but with the way things are going these days, making sense also seems to be a thing of the past. So pay attention boys and girls, you might just learn yourself something…you know, or not. But you’ll laugh your ass off either way.
3. Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Originally recorded for the 30 Rock Halloween episode in 2007, “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” is one of the strangest and funniest f**king songs we’ve ever heard. While the title says it all, lyrics like “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah – spooky, scary! Boys becoming men; men becoming wolves!” are what keep us laughing our asses off over and over and over.
2. Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet
What’s better than a man with a sixth grade education who loves animals and wears massive amounts of lip gloss? If his name is Brian Fellow, then nothing. That’s what. Unless, of course, it’s…
1. Tracy Morgan Wasted on Live TV
Tracy Morgan is what we call a drinker. In fact, he’s so much of a drinker that he showed up for this morning TV interview still going from the night before. And the result is hilarious. I mean, how many people do you know who’ve slapped their stomach on live TV saying “It’s a mating call!” and still have a job?
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