17 Truly Tasteless Tiger Woods Jokes

It was only a matter of time.  As the Tiger Woods scandal continues to unfold, the internet continues doing what it does best.. kicking a man when he’s down.  We’re sure in the coming weeks there will be hundreds more, but for now these 17 Truly Tasteless Tiger Woods Jokes will have do.

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Q.  What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

A.  They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

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Q. What do Tiger and Elin have in common?

A. They both try to club his balls are hard as possible.

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Q.  What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?

A.  Looks like it was a bitching wedge.

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Q.  Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released?

A.  “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”

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Q.  Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?

A.  Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

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Q.  What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

A.  They went clubbing.

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Q.  What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A.  Tiger can drive a ball 350 yards.

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Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.

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Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

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Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.

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This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.

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His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.

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Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.”

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Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

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Did you hear about Tiger’s last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

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Tiger Woods has a lot of nice cars, but now he has a hole in one.

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Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

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