Laura Celeste and the Week That Was: July 25th – 31st

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This week’s “Week That Was” model hails from Staten Island, NYC. When she’s not strutting sexy between rounds in the MMA ring, Laura Celeste loves living life like a star… (from her myspace page: I party like a rockstar, look like a movie star, play like an all-star and **** like a pornstar).

Check out Laura Celeste’s Week That Was gallery!

Friday: July 31, 2009

thumb Rosters of the 2009 Lingerie Football League Teams [PICS]

Assuming they don’t screw it up again this year, the ultra-sexy Lingerie Football League will have their first official kick-off in just a little over a month. Played on a wee 50-yard field, with two 15-minute halves and a 12-minute halftime, an LFL game promises to bring you everything you want in female sports – lots of girl-on-girl action, bouncing boobs and a hell of a lot of skimpy underwear. To get you ready for this year’s season, here are the rosters – in pictures – from every* team in the league. Luckily, this is one sport with the ‘fantasy’ part already built-in.

Thursday: July 30, 2009

Megan-Fox-boycott-leadThe Megan Fox Boycott Boycott

Over the last few days there has been a great debate raging at the COED offices – do we join the “Megan Fox Media Blackout Day” publicity stunt or not? On the one hand, there’s no doubt Megan has been overexposed recently. But joining the boycott effectively closes the door to any future Megan Fox coverage. What if she comes out with new ultra sexy pictures that we want to post? But doing so would be pretty hypocritical. Don’t get us wrong – we love the Sites that are staging this boycott. And we totally get why they’re doing it. But it’s just not our thing.

Beer-Bong-lead133 Beer Bong Babes

It’s summer, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying as much as humanly possible.

So to help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find.

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Wednesday: July 29, 2009

Rock-star-spawnThe 20 Sexiest Rockstar Spawn

It’s no secret – rock stars get the hottest chicks. That’s just how it goes.

If you can rock, you will get laid, over and over again. And sometimes those bedroom (or bar bathroom) romps result in some rock star babies. But fortunately for us all, those little bundles of regret often grow up into the hottest, most badass chicks alive.

So let us present to you the 20 Sexiest Rockstar Spawn.

Fast-FoodTop 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart

Man, do we love fast food. It’s cheap, it’s delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy.

But if you’re anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost… in the form of nearly crapping your pants.

Here are the Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart.

Tuesday: July 28, 2009

Back-DimplesBaby’s Got Back Dimples [80 Photos]

Most of the time, we focus our attention on womens’ most obviously-awesome features.

You know, boobs (And butts, too!). But this time, we thought we’d take a more subtle route, and hone our beady little eyes on that oh-so-sexy, yet oft’ overlooked attribute – the back dimple.

Also known as Dimples of Venus, these simply sexy indentations can crank a woman’s hotness up to 11.

animal-collective-leadNPR’s Best Songs of 2009 (So Far) Playlist

It’s pretty obvious that if you’re a COED reader, you’re also big into National Public Radio.

(Diane Rehm – total hottie!) So you probably already know all about their list of the 30 best albums and 30 best songs of 2009, so far.

But on the off chance that you don’t listen to NPR, or even own a radio, then we thought we’d fill you in, so you can stock up that iPod of yours with all the latest, greatest tunes.

Monday: July 27, 2009

punchlines-leadPunchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time

Everybody knows a good joke or two. But often times, the joke is so raunchy, so outlandishly offensive, that most people aren’t willing to admit the sick humor made them laugh.

But we realized that with the most offensive jokes, all you need to hear is the punch line to get a good chuckle. So here we’ve compiled the 100 best punch lines from the most offensive jokes of all-time. So now, only half of you is going to hell! (That’s how it works, right?)

pickup-linesCOED Presents: 27 Pickup Lines Used in North Jersey

On Saturday we hit the town (“the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) to pick up on some lingo (“lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).

North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club slut. Seeing that we were smack dab in the middle of Douchebag Central, we found more Guidos spitting game to their orange-skinned counterparts than you could shake a hairspray can at.

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