What Moron Created These Thanksgiving Jokes?

This is a rare situation where the jokes are so terrible they will have you on the floor laughing.

I’m gonna go on a tangent and give you a visual: you’re around the dinner table eating turkey with your girlfriend’s relatives. It’s the first time you’ve met all of them and you bust out one of these Thanksgiving jokes to lighten the mood. Not only is it a hit but everyone laughs so hard gravy and crewed up turkey bits start shooting out of their noses.

In honor of Turkey Day here are the worst Thanksgiving Jokes ever…

Question: What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving? Answer: Nothing, they’re already stuffed.

Question: Why did the turkey get into trouble at school? Answer: He used “fowl” language.

Question: Why did the turkey cross the road? Answer: The chicken was home sick with the bird flu.

Question: If the pilgrim were alive what would they famous for? Answer: Their age

Question: Why are turkeys bad dinner guests? Answer: Because they gobble their food.

Question: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? Answer: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

Question: What key has legs and can’t open doors? Answer: A Turkey.

Question: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called? Answer: Turkey feathers

Question: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Answer: Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

Question: Which cat discovered America? Answer: Christofurry Columbus

Question: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Answer: Fangs-giving.

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