100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas

Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe!

I’m a gold digger, don’t get me wrong – but I have standards. I really couldn’t pull myself into marrying a shabby-looking dwarf (they need love too but I’d rather go for an Elite model type with a rich father). That’s why I’ve listed the Elite 8 Sexiest Sugar Mamas on Earth, and I promise both Paris and Nicky Hilton didn’t make the cut.

Keep this list handy, keep your eyes peeled, talk big game and you could find yourself living a life of luxury until the divorce.

See the list after the jump!

#8 Amanda Lucas

Haha! I started the list off with a beast…but a rich beast at that. Although her nickname should be “Truffle Shuffle” her dad is mega-billionaire George Lucas, Lord of Geek Mountain.

#7 Anna Anisimova

Anna Anisimova’s father is one of the richest Russians and she is a former model with a sweet $23 million-dollar apartment in NYC.

#6 Alexandra Richards

Daughter of one of Earth’s most famous guitarists, Keith Richards. She also has a hot sister – rock-star/daughter three-way anyone?

#5 Zara Phillips

She is the Granddaughter of Queen Elisabeth II and a rocks a pierced tongue.

#4 Casey Johnson

She is the heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune and her Friendster profile says she enjoys, “pills, pole dancing, licking lollipops and making fun of Desperate Debbies.” Just my kind of girl!

#3 Elisabeth Kieselstein-Cord

Her dad is a famous jeweler so the wedding ring you should be disparate to give this girl will come with a family discount.

#2 Ivanka Trump

We’ve featured her at least 7 times on COED so if you are in the dark as to who Ivanka Trump is and you couldn’t figure it out by looking at her last name then it’s time to go get an IQ test and check out this COED feature “Proof “The Donaldâ€? has Super-Sperm.”

#1 Amanda Hearst

Amanda Hearst made a personal fortune as an Elite Model; but in case she blows it all on a massive, 6-month-long coke binge she can fall back on the billions that will be left to her as the heir to the Hearst Publishing fortune.

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