The Daily Shocker: Campbell’s Cream of Condom

I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post)

OMG!??!!!!??!: Tila Tequila’s MTV show, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, in her words: “GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????” So many exclamations, so little time. (Idolator)

Expensive “O” Face: Beautiful Agony is a paid-subscription site that allows you to watch chicks and dudes orgasm…from the neck up. Well, at least Faces of Porn is free. (Beautiful Agony)

Kindred Sprits: Infamous YouTuber “itschrisrocker” lashes out at Britney haters with venom (and complete, unfiltered insanity). (YouTube)

SCALE-BREAKING NEWS: People are fat in certain neighborhoods due to lack of “walking amenities.” This quote came from an “exercise enthusiast,” mind you. (CNN)

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