Boston's never been a town to shy away from using expletives to get a point across. Some cringe at the sound of the accent, especially when it comes from an actor or actress who abuses the piss out of it. But, COED holds a special place in our hearts for Beantown's foul-mouthed, fist-fighting Martha Fockers for making curse words sounds so fahkin' good. Thanks to Screen Junkies and Matt Freund for putting this fahkin’ wicked pissah supahcut mash-up togethah. Language is NSFW, so put on your EARMUFFS after the jump!
Preakness aka "Freakness" is one of my favorite annual sporting events. It's just pure pandemonium from the moment you step onto the infield. I've never seen a single horse on that track but I have seen a few foxes, a couple babes, some chicks, and even a whale tail or two. After threatening to kill everyone's buzz by banning fans from bringing alcohol in 2009, Pimlico has announced the arrival of a new mascot named, "Kegasus", which is a half-man, half-horse with a nipple ring and a beer gut. Check out his video after the jump!
This chick on YouTube, Cathymaay15, has only 9 uploads on her user channel over a week's time, but is already "done" with the world's largest video portal. Why's that? She has a knack for singing jams in the worst possible way. Terrible? No, terribly AWESOME! I've heard a million covers of The Outhere Brothers classic, "Boom Boom Boom" but this version might be the one you just...can't...stop...playing. Everybody say way-ho after the jump!
Last week, Alice in Chains "Heaven Beside You" was your favorite song, earning 52% of the vote. This week's songs feature Tyga, the lovely and leggy Jessie J, Warpaint, Graffiti6, and a tribute to Nate Dogg. See which tracks made the list after the jump!
For the first time ever, college students were given the chance to bring the world premiere of a major motion picture to their school. Well the votes have been tallied and we have a winner. Are Danny McBride and James Franco soon to be walking the red carpet at your school for the world premiere of Your Highness? The live announcement is set for 2PM (EST) and you can watch it here.
Limitless took the #1 spot last weekend earning $18.9 million at the box office and beating out a bunch of heavy hitters from our Most Anticipated Movies of 2011 list. I got the chance to see it last weekend and I gotta say it most definitely did NOT disappoint. Bradley Cooper is one cool dude AND Abbie Cornish (who stars in this weekend's "Sucker Punch" and plays Cooper's girlfriend in the movie) is one hot chick. To celebrate its release (and subsequent success) we're giving away an 8GB iPod and a Limitless water bottle. Find out how to enter after the jump!
We at COED Magazine feel that it is our obligation as knowledgeable, savvy adults to take a moment and talk to you about... STRANGER DANGER! Now don't get paranoid on us, we got some totally rad tips for you to keep in mind every time you go off campus with your homies. First, if someone comes up to you in the park and offers a banana, remember to just say "no" and walk away. Second, never, under any circumstances, listen to the demo on your electric keyboard outdoors alone; have a group of your friends with you at all times. And lastly, strangers always wear sunglasses and are balding - it's a proven scientific fact! Still not sinking in? Then you need to watch the video after the jump!
Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this - 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can't stop - no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself... if losing your mind isn't that big of a deal for you.
A US shallow diver from Colorado named Darren Taylor aka "Professor Splash" has broken his own world record by swan-diving 36 feet into a paddling pool containing just 12 inches of near-freezing water in Norway. The feat marked his 13th Guinness certified record. Dude has 25 years of high diving experience and still gets fired up after a picture perfect flop. Why isn't this an Olympic sport yet? See the man in action after the jump!
This May, Rockstar Games is going to release a game unlike anything they’ve ever released before: A game where you solve crimes, instead of commit them. L.A. Noire is one of the most anticipated games of 2011, and with the recent release of the first ever gameplay trailer, that anticipation continues to build. Read our full preview and watch the trailer after the jump!
Take a look at "Jean Claude Van Damme" over here, gaging the distance between him and the fan and mentally prepping himself like he has years of experience jump kicking people under his
belt gut. But gravity ain't going to have it and our corpulent Kung-Fu master plummets back to terra firma like a jiggly asteroid from space - not to mention that he cuts one in the process. People always say not to laugh at other people's misfortune, but we just can't seem to contain ourselves. Watch the video that would make Bruce Lee himself spin kick in his grave!
Ever since the earthquake and resulting tsunami that struck Japan last week, everyone all over the world has been doing their part to send relief to those that have lost their homes and, for some, friends and family in this time of crisis. But we are left wondering what was it like to see the destructive force of this natural disaster through the eyes of the people, until now when this shocking video recently surfaced on the internet.
Disclaimer: These pics of Danny McBride and James Franco photobombing the snot out of the most insane college parties are completely photoshopped - so don't go sending them to TMZ looking for a handout. While our photos may not be real, the chance to bring these two mega stars to your campus for a crazy party is as real as it gets. Your school could host the world premiere of Your Highness, you just have to demand it. You gotta hurry, though, the deadline to enter is only a few days away. See the pics after the jump!
Lamenting over the fact that those jazzy 80s-style saxophone solos will never make a comeback? Ask and you shall receive, because the Sexy Sax Man has heard your prayers and delivers with a soothing rendition of "Careless Whisper"! Like all of those that dare to oppose the musical status quo, Sax Man faces resistance everywhere he goes, from high school football fields to the food court at the mall. But as hard as these fascists may try, one thing holds true - you can't stop the music! See the video after the jump!
Those crazy Russians, am I right? Seems they're always surprising us with their knowledge about space and passion for trippy music. I honestly didn't know drumstep existed before this morning. I assume it's the reason 2002's Drumline was made? Anyways, this video has the feel of something that would pop out of the womb of Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, which relies heavily on its editing for its humor. Whatcha know about video editing software? Peep the video after the jump!
Last week, we had a three way tie for favorite Song of the Week ("SOTW") between Saigon's "Come On, Baby", Radiohead's "Lotus Flower", and The Beatles' "Golden Slumbers". No one voted for Diddy's "Coming Home", which surprised me. Now, the Madness of March is upon us so what could be more fitting for championship week then five certified high seeds in any musical championship tournament? Without further ado, here are Al Jones' songs of the week. Listen to the songs and vote for your favorite after the jump!
Back in January we highlighted five teams that we considered "sleepers" who might make a difference in this year's NCAA championship tourney. As I watched the madness on CBS Saturday, they showed the "power conference" teams to watch in this year's tournament. Here's a little more info on each squad along with my thoughts on what to expect from them. We also have pics, vids, and a poll that you can vote on, so put on your bracketology hat and start anal-lyzing.
The journey from real-life street thug - with six years in the slammer - to reel-life rap gangsta - on HBO's Entourage - was a learning experience, not a glamorous fairy tale for the artist known as Saigon. His talent for hip-hop later garnered attention from Atlantic Records, plus helped land him a recurring role on the hit HBO series. But a disinterest in making pop records and a controversial physical altercation with another well known rapper would eventually grind the release of his touted debut full length record to a complete halt. Read our full interview the up-and-coming rap star after the jump!
Is Doomsday upon us? With the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and resulting tsunami in Japan, many believe Mother Nature will do us in. On an episode of Conan, Seth Rogen mentioned George Lucas firmly believed the world would meet its maker in 2012. Harold Camping, a Christian radio broadcaster from California predicts May 21, 2011 is the day we all perish. While weather is a leading candidate for global collapse, others believe alien invasion isn't that far fetched. It's been a popular theory in movies, at least. Just look at the titles coming out: Battle: Los Angeles, Paul, Mars Needs Moms, Super 8, Cowboys and Aliens. The list is extensive. Luckily, we've narrowed it down to the 10 most memorable. See our picks after the jump!
No matter how hard you try, there's one thing in the world that you'll never come back from if you're an up-and-coming rapper, it's blowing chunks on stage. Case in point: this guy at an amateur rap off. Any dreams he had of drinking Cristal out of a Crunk Cup while rolling in a customized Rolls Royce with stupid hot women have washed away in a surge of orangey red vomit. Not being able to hold down your Four Loko? NOT gangsta. See him toss his career out the window and his stomach after the jump!
Last week, we announced a new contest in which your school could win the world premiere screening of "Your Highness" and an after-party with cast members Danny McBride ("Kenny Powers") and James Franco. If you read carefully (you didn't), you'd know 5 other schools can also host FREE screenings. This is the first time a movie premiere's location has been decided by college students. Here are the schools currently in the top 6 slots. If you don't go to one of these schools, go to eventful.com/yourhighness and vote. You have until MARCH 20th! Do it. DO IT NOW!
Watching people eat bugs and other creepy crawlers is hilarious to watch for a number of reasons: that "bring it on" bravado, their sudden crushing realization, and the resulting dry heaving and/or vomiting that follows. What could possibly make this nauseating spectacle even better? How about having hot girls go for the buggy gusto? Open wide, because here come 10 videos of chicks eating insects and the occasional fish heart! Warning: This is not for the squeamish or faint of fish heart. Viewer discretion is advised, suckas.
Chances are that if you're watching a video that makes absolutely no sense and you're left wondering how you would even go about describing it, it's from Japan. If strange videos from Japan came together to form their own little society, this one right here would be their king - no, their bloody emperor! This is the kind of thing you see after having some bad saki and fugu, running through the streets of Tokyo screaming about flaming heads and bubble brain frogs. See the madness after the jump!
On March 9th, 1997, the world lost an icon, an entertainer, a father, a beloved member of the hip hop community, a visionary, a lyrical genius, and a true urban legend. That was the day Christopher George Latore Wallace, but known to many as Biggie Smalls, aka Frank White, aka the Notorious B.I.G. died and the hip hop world has not been the same since he left, but his legacy will live on forever. To honor his memory, Al Jones runs down his top 10 Biggie tracks. See the full list after the jump.
We knew about Collie back in 2007 when he released his music video for "Mamacita". In mid-January, Collie Buddz released his latest album, "Playback" and offered free downloads to visitors on his official website. Yesterday, he released the new music video for the title track off his album, "Playback". Then, this morning the reggae / hip hop star announced dates for his upcoming national tour. You can check them out here. It's no wonder chicks love this guy - just take a look at the pics we found along with the new music video after the jump!
As we stated last week in our post about bad-ass Big Lebowski tattoos, "The Big Lebowski" is a community, a culture, a nation unto itself, spawning bars, museums, festivals, and religions. Maybe our favorite part of such a feverish phenomenon is the fan art. Justin Bieber knows what we're talkin' about. Yet, it's rare when you stumble upon a treasure trove of fan art dedicated to such a minor character as Jesus Quintana. One thing's for sure, no one will f*** with it. See the masterpieces after the jump!
It's a fight that would only take place in the darkest recesses of the geek mind: a clash between Capcom's Mega Man and Megatron's treacherous lackey Starscream! Watch these veritable titans of robot culture go shot for shot in this explosive stop motion video. Did we mention Proto-Man and Gundams, too? Yeah, this video makes Robot Chicken look like the pilot episode of Gumby on cough medicine. Check it out after the jump!
Sports Illustrated will announce the winner of their model search on Friday, March 11th. In preparation for this historic declaration, we're giving one lucky COED reader an autographed poster featuring all eight finalists, and iTunes gift card, and an iPad. For the chance to win, watch a series of videos, answer questions about the videos, and email them to us. The deadline to enter is Friday, March 11 at 2pm EST. You can find details after the jump!
Last week, TheDailyWh.at posted a lost sign featuring Lionel Richie looking either awed, surprised, or scared along with the words, "Hello?" above and "Is it me you're looking for?" below his priceless expression. Much like the dudes at DailyWhat, we loved it. So, we decided to keep the meme going by giving Lionel some love outside COED offices in Manhattan. You can make your own in three easy steps: just print, cut and tape. Feeling creative? Design your own lost / missing flyer (of someone or something that isn't Lionel Richie), post it somewhere in public, take a pic, and submit it to <editor @ teamcoed.com>. The best submissions will be featured on COED, printed out and posted around The Big Apple.
When I first saw the trailer for Bulletstorm, it seemed almost comically generic, yet another over-the-top gore-fest FPS set in...
Last week, Young Blood Chiddy Bang remix by The Naked and Famous took the top spot in our poll, garnering 59% of the total votes. This edition of "Songs of the Week" ("SOTW") features singles from Diddy's return to greatness, a track from Saigon's The Greatest Story Never Told, some alone time with Hall & Oates, a lullaby from The Beatles, and Radiohead's latest from "The King of Limbs". See Al Jones' picks after the jump!
There is a student at the University of Delaware named Ian Cali has Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva (FOP). Instead of getting pissed about his condition he decided to book four high profile recording artists at the 5,000-seat multi-purpose arena on the University of Delaware campus all... by... himself. COED will join Ian alongside Flo Rida, Sam Adams, Wale, White Panda and Miss COED Laurel Jones for "Fist Pump to Beat FOP", a concert event that is already being called, "The Party Of The Year". All proceeds will go to Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva (FOP) research. Read the details after the jump!
Last week, we posted a double-your-pleasure, double-your-fun photo on Facebook and asked you to caption it for the chance to win a NikeID gift card worth $150 courtesy of the new movie "Take Me Home Tonight" in theaters today! After reviewing more than 500 submissions, we have a winner! The clever captioner is a guitar teacher and junior at the University of West Florida who hails from Pensacola, Florida. Find out who won and what they wrote after the jump!
COED was one of the first sites to publish stills of Natalie Portman wearing a thong in the red band trailer for "Your Highness". The movie is from the director of Pineapple Express and stars Danny McBride (Kenny Powers), James Franco, NatPo, and Zooey Deschanel (Elf, 500 Days of Summer). Now, your school has the chance to host the world premiere of "Your Highness". This is the first time the location for a movie premiere has been determined by college audiences. Find out how to make it happen after the jump!
COED has just learned that former "Two and a Half Men" ninja warrior Charlie Sheen isn't on drugs and he isn't wasted on booze - he's possessed by the ghost of the Cleveland Indians manager from "Major League", Lou Brown! After listening to Charlie spew classic one-lines for the last week, we began to recognize his gruff pitch and tonality is on par with the actor who played Lou Brown, James Gammon, who passed away last year right around the time when Charlie's antics began to cause waves. So, it only makes sense Lou's spirit would enter the body of his most prized closer Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn. Hear the proof after the jump!
We've all seen the dirty little in-jokes that Disney inserts into their cartoons. Some animated films, however, are more blatant about their adult humor or too oblivious to realize the alienation of their young audience. In that respect, there are plenty of animated films that fell victim to either bad response, production issues or just general corporate brew-ha-ha. Here are just a few of those animated films that never saw the light of day on home video (at least, not legally). See which cartoon movies made the list after the jump.
Is this guy just a giant human baby? And, of course, his voice is off the charts ridiculous. I'm 99% sure he doesn't have genitalia. 5'11'' and 400+ lbs. WHY IN THE F*** WOULD YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THIS GUY? Especially with that creepy softcore porn Skinemax music playing in the background. I mean, dude refers to himself as "The Dirty Carnie" for Christ's sake. Just like our Angela Lansbury sexy time video, you CANNOT unsee what happens at the 5:15 mark. I think Subway found their new Jared. As you can probably NOT tell from the video, the guy's a stand up comedian known as "Fat Matt" Alaeddine. You can book him here. Hurry, offer expires whenever his heart gives out!
With 58% of the total votes, COED users selected the Eminem-Dr. Dre-Skylar Grey collabo “I Need A Doctor“. Could be...
You've all probably seen this by now, but holy sh*t is this lip dub video the gayest, funniest thing to prance across my desk in a long, long time. One of my friends posted it on Facebook and I didn't know what to think at first, but I was oddly compelled to keep watching. Like a really long joke that you have a good feeling about the punchline. The 3:20 mark or so is where I lost it. I know. In internet time, that's like 5 years. See the video along with a bonus video featuring Playboy Playmates and power tools after the jump!
Through the history of the NHL, there have been many so-called "goons" that specialize in protecting their team's star players and possibly have little more value than their fighting ability. That said, some of these players also have a decent overall skill set that is overshadowed by their pugnacity. With that in mind, here is our list of the NHL's Most Badass Enforcers of All-Time.
Touted as ultimate in-home driving simulator, Gran Turismo is back and (supposedly) better than ever. It's been a long time coming (5 years!), but it's finally arrived on Playstation 3. This time around GT brings you online racing for up to 16-players, vehicle damage, over 1,000 vehicles to choose from, 26 different locations, and 71 different tracks. Gentlemen, start your engines! See our full review after the jump!
On Thursday night I saw an Old Navy commercial during the "Threat Level Midnight" episode of The Office. Usually their spots feature the "supermodelquins" - expressionless, inanimate, "hot" mannequins with overly excited voice-overs. But this time the ad showcased an extremely cute girl who looks like a hotter, skinnier version of Kim Kardashian meets Nicole Scherzinger. Don't get me wrong, the commercial is still annoying as hell, but not when you mute it. Naturally, I Google the sh*t out of her to no avail, so I decided to crowdsource it on our Facebook to see if any of our followers had a lead. Sure enough, within 1 minute Tony Micer from Pearl, Mississippi had the answer: Melissa Molinaro. See the commercial and her pics after the jump!
Blake Griffin is having a ridiculous "rookie" season in the NBA (after missing last year with an injury) and he plans to showcase those talents on the national stage at this weekend's All-Star game. The Western Conference Rookie of the Month for the past 3 months set a franchise record for most consecutive double-doubles, set a Clippers record for most points scored by a rookie, and is the first rookie to have two 40+ games in his rookie season since Allen Iverson. He can owe a great deal of his success to his pure, raw physical talents, namely his jumping abilities. Dude has ups. He's got so much ups sometimes he misjudges how high he can get. See the video along with his best dunks after the jump!
People love babies. That's why you see an endless parade of commercials featuring them. Take those annoying eTrade commercials. There's a reason they keep pumpin' em out - 'cuz some barren baby crazy crack den of wannabe moms literally sh*ts a fit when they see infants. Me? I can't f***ing stand talking babies. Creeps me right the f*** out. However... I did enjoy Pearl The Landlord. So, basically, I like when babies do or say funny sh*t without the aid of computer generated graphics. Babies in their natural state, if you will. That is why this trailer for a short movie by Johannes Nyholm called "Las Palmas" is so brilliant. It's just a baby being a baby - knocking back drinks and stumbling around destroying a miniature bar. You takin' notes, eTrade? See the video after the jump!
This morning, I asked BroBible via their Facebook wall, "What's the best thing you've seen all week?" A dude named Jeremy Chaput from Toronto responded with a link to this "Like a Bosh" video by The Basketball Jones. You might recognize the beat and rhythm - that's because it's a parody Slim Thug's "Like a Boss", which was also spoofed in the Saturday Night Live Digital Short called, "Like a Boss" featuring Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg, which you can view below. Somehow this "Like a Bosh" clip slipped under our radar. We're sure a few of you have seen this before but we definitely think it's worth another view.
Growing up I remember ordering every single WWF pay-per-view event imaginable, recording it, and re-watching it a brazilian times as...
• The most absurd Youtube workouts out there • Charlie Sheen is now giving anti-drug talks to students • Adam Sandler vs. Justin Bieber...who won? • The real cost of Valentines Day • A real life Mario Kart. HAHAHA
Yesterday, we posted a bunch of Twitpics from models who appeared in last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition issue to...
GoDaddy's notorious for having risque commercials and it's become somewhat of a tradition to see a new one each Super Bowl. There was a lot of buzz surrounding this year's as they promised to unveil a new GoDaddy Girl. If you weren't able to catch the spot, it turned out to be Joan Rivers, only she had a ridiculous body. Today, we found out that body belongs to Tabitha Taylor, a model and actress who's had roles in Lakeview Terrace and Dude Where's My Car? in addition to appearances on Nip/Tuck, Beauty and the Geek, and G4's Attack of the Show. This wasn't the first double duty she's pulled, she was also a hand double for Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz in a pair of commercials. See her pics after the jump!
There was once a time when animated sitcoms were all the rage in the wake of shows like The Simpsons and King of the Hill. It seemed like every network threw their hat into the ring at some point. However, many of these shows were either mega ratings bombs or were canned for not pulling in Simpsons-esque numbers. As a result, these series were canceled after their first season, several before their entire run had finished. These are a few of the unlucky ones that never found their place on network television, though most of them enjoy relatively decent success on cable and DVD. See our top 8 picks after the jump!
By now, you've probably heard Wiz Khalifa's song "Black & Yellow" about 1 brahgrillion times. As with most anything that blows the eff up in pop culture, it usually gets the spoof or parody treatment. The deluge began with Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks aka Chet Haze with his Northwestern Remix "White and Purple". Since then, many more have stepped up to the plate with the most notable remix coming from Lil Wayne with "Green and Yellow". So, we scoured za YouTube to collect the very best remixes to ask you guys which one is most legit. You know a song's blown up when UPS and Black & Decker throw their hat into the ring. Btw, be prepared to HATE this song once you're done reviewing our entries. Vote for your favorite after the jump!
On February 2nd, CNN correspondent Anderson Cooper was assaulted by a mob supporting current president of Egypt Hosni Mubarak in Cairo. While we can all agree most reporters are fake and deserve a nice, solid punch in the face once in a while, they still have a job to do and judging by the beatdowns caught on video below, the majority of the time the attack isn't warranted. If you see a reporter by your place tonight, give him or her a hug... or better yet, a bear hug.
Happy Groundhog Day, bitches! It absolutely sucks donkey nuts here in the NYC as the sidewalks are covered in 2 inch thick ice and there's inedible slushee everywhere. But, at least we're not Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Here are a few choice scenes from the 1993 comedy classic along with a re-cut version of the trailer. Here's to 18 more weeks of winter! See the videos after the jump!
Rhian's a 23 year old model from Baton Rouge, Louisiana who is currently studying Criminal Defense at Baton Rouge College and was Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week in early October. She's also appeared in Hustler, the Spanish Maxim, Maxim UK, American Curves, and MMA Sports magazine. She was also one of FHM's Top 10 Digital Darlings in 2007, and has appeared on the Playboy Morning Show in addition to serving as one of Playboy's Gorgeous Girls of Golf. If you have an iphone, download the FHM app to get some Rhian on the go. See her pics after the jump!
No Strings Attached scored the #1 slut... slot at the box office, bedding about $19 million to sexile The Green Hornet. The Way Back averaged under $2k per screen to net $1.2 mil and The Company Men collected more than $6k per screen on only 106 engagements. This week's entries feature Jay Stay fixin' problems, a possessed Anthony Hopkins who may be into Fox News, a biutiful single dad, and a couple of spoiled sisters who lose their line of credit. Screw the Pro Bowl, NHL All-Star Game, and the Winter X-Games and get righteous with these movie previews.
So, this dude Adam Beane is a sculptor who recently created a miniature bust of Matt Damon for the Jimmy Kimmel Live Show. Damon and Kimmel have done this running gag on the show for quite some time (Silverman f'ing Damon, Kimmel f'ing Affleck, etc.), but I don't remember seeing a lifelike clay model of the Oscar winning actor on the program. Guess I need to watch Kimmel more often. Anyway, Matt's butt buddy Ben Affleck saw the video of false idolatry and went apesh*t. See the beauty and the mayhem after the jump!
Google and Logitech teamed up in an attempt to change the way we watch TV. After spending a few weeks with the unit they've branded it Logitech "Revue" and we have to say Mission Accomplished (and not in that George W Bush landing on a flight carrier way either). Couch potatoes rejoice, you've got a whole slew of new reasons to never leave the depths of your basement again. Read our review after the jump!
"The Mechanic" is a remake of the 1972 film of the same name2 starring Charles Bronson that opens tomorrow in theaters nationwide. The story follows an elite assassin played by Jason Statham who seeks vengeance after his mentor and close friend is murdered. Ben Foster plays the mentor's son who joins Statham's character to "fix the problem" hence "The Mechanic" moniker. One cast member who got our attention was Swedish supermodel Mini Anden who plays Sarah. See her pics after the jump!
When you stay up late, you tend to see some really bizarre and awful commercials on TV. Low production value. Crappy jingles. Bad actors. They all add up for a truly painful experience. The latest commercial to catch our attention is CougarLife.com. It's not often we're caught slack-jawed, but this one made us question our very existence. It also got us thinking of all the other commercials we've seen for online dating sites, both good and bad. See the videos after the post!
When Valentines Day looms, a single dude's attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you'll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man's sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!
In less than 4 minutes, you can enjoy 100 of the greatest and worst things Youtube has done to us....
More than a dozen years after it was officially announced, the next title in the Duke Nukem franchise, "Duke Nukem Forever" will release on May 3rd for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Microsoft Windows. Our jacked up, foul-mouthed, stripper-loving bad-ass with a blonde flat-top has been described as ""a combo of John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Arnold Schwarzenegger". Not shabby. I once spent an entire vacation in the Grand Cayman Islands playing the arcade game. No joke. That would probably explain my amazing success with the ladies. Anyway, lots of classic Duke Nukem in the trailer and our photo gallery after the jump!
James Van Der Beek is sorry he was such a good guy when he was Dawson Leery on Dawson's Creek, but now you can hire him as your "Asshole for Hire" to help your girlfriend realize how great you are. For more of James visit http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/
Today's WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!
Comedy Central's newest show, "SportsDome" is from the wise-cracking geniuses behind The Onion and their Onion Sports Network ("OSN"). The half hour program is a dead on parody of ESPN's SportsCenter with quick, flashy segments infused with The Onion's own brand of dry wit. Last night's episode featured a very special human interest story that poked fun at Chris Connelly's "My Wish" series. The segment, called "Wish Zone", featured an 8 year old cancer patient named Allison Pencey who happened to be a huge Phillies fan. She also has a great distaste and contempt for Mets third basemen David Wright. Watch the video after the jump!
On a gloomy weekday, one’s mind wanders to the delicious anticipation of that drink to finally send the week packin’....
• Peewee Herman goes on a drunken adventure • Do women care if you're circumcised? • This is the creepiest thing you'll see today • Guess which new blonde is wearing a bikini • Megan Fox made jaws drop when... • He's hilariously inappropriate • Youtube response videos get really really weird
True Grit finally supplanted Little Martha Fockers at the top spot of the B.O. last week, taking in $14 million. New entry Season of the Witch reeled in $10 million at the #3 spot while Country Strong expanded by around 1,400 theaters and hauled in $7.3 mil in the #6 slot. What can we say, people prefer fictional witches with mystical powers over real bitches with the menstrual powers. Makes sense. This week's entries feature a difficult moral decision, Seth Rogen as a superhero, and a robot doctor. Put down the confusing horoscope and read on.
With all the snow that's been crushing the nation this past month, we'd thought we share a video with you of a 100 car pile up in North Dakota. Funny, I didn't even think there WERE 100 cars in North Dakota. Must've been everyone trying to get out before getting snowed in. ZING! Anyway, here's the clip of the massive vehicular gangbang gone wrong along with other awesome, funny, and crazy videos from Snowpocalypse 2011.
Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad's efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.
Those Little goddam Fockers were #1 at the box office again just beating out Fockers With Guns aka True Grit by a little over $1 million. This week's entries feature Nic Cage as The Witch Transporter, Gwyneth Paltrow as a country singer, and Ryan Gosling as a happy husband, that bastard. Check out our previews of films releasing in theaters this weekend after the jump!
Winter is here and in full effect, which means plenty of icy roads and slippery sidewalks. And while the indignity of slipping and falling on an ice-covered walkway can hurt both your dignity and your ass, there's nothing more fun than watching others suffer that very fate. Here are some of the best slip and fall videos on the 'net. Watch them then watch yourself when venturing out this winter.
Millions of videos are uploaded to the internet everyday but BroBible decided to cut through the clutter and collect 61 of their favorite videos from the past 12 months. Basil Marceaux made the cut landing at #58 but what will be number one? Check out the 61 Favorite Viral Videos of 2010 then run and tell that, homeboy.
Just saw this absolutely ridiculous commercial on TV for iRenew, an energy bracelet you wear that improves your strength, balance, and wellness. This isn't the first time we've seen an accessory that claims to use seemingly supernatural mojo to aid performance, but the marketing gurus at iRenew really phoned it in trying to convince us. Check out the commercial after the jump!
Viral ad videos are a mixed bag. When they work, they work wonderfully, promoting a product while entertaining you all at the same time. When they're bad, they're awful, taking up valuable time and bandwidth that could have been spent downloading porn. Here are some of the worst fake viral videos on the Internet, the ones that insult our intelligence and make us want to not buy the featured product all at the same time.
What's the old joke, "I went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out?" Casual hockey fans and die-hards alike can agree, the best thing about hockey is the fact that at any time two players (or entire teams) might drop gloves and just start beating the everloving crap out of each other, and the refs will let them do it! So get your copies of Slap Shot ready and check your false teeth. Here are some of the best hockey fights of all time.
In its second week, the Rapunzel based toon flick took over the #1 spot from Harry Pooper, nabbing $21 mil....
Penthouse just released their January 2011 issue, which features the 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year. Who could be? Here's a hint: tomorrow's her birthday! Find out who the mystery model is after the jump.
We're not big spenders here at COED. We'd much prefer to save a little dough so we can indulge our nasty habits: booze, drugs, rock 'n' roll, sex, etc. That's why we're huge advocates of homegrown and homemade items, especially when it comes to one of the world's biggest cash crops: cannabis. Previously, we showed you 88 Badsass MacGyver Bongs, which lead you to ask, "How do you make that?" Ask no further, we've got what you need. We're your pusher-man.