And it appears the winner of the Japan World Cup 3 race is… pot smoking.…
Over the weekend, we showed you the hottest women of the 2011 FIFA World Cup. You might've noticed there were a bunch of Americans on that list. With the US National Team pulling off a thrilling come from behind win via penalty kicks over Brazil, the Yanks have advanced to face the French in the Semi-Finals set to take place today, July 13th. To honor their historic achievement, we're featuring the squad's sexiest players. Check out their profiles and pics after the jump.
The 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup began play on June 26th, with 4 groups of 4 countries each playing in 9 host cities in Germany. Women's sports can be tough to watch, but women's soccer crushes WNBA in terms of hotties. To get you in the mood for 0-0 triple overtimes (hopefully broken by a game-winning goal followed by removal of shirt), we're counting down the hottest soccer players in this year's Cup who we want in our cups. Check 'em out after the jump.
Last night, the US Men's National soccer team beat Panama to return to the CONCACAF Gold Cup Finals. They will face Mexico on Saturday, June 25th in the Rose Bowl. Many of you might not plan on watching the game at 9 P.M. EST, but we at COED are big soccer fans so we came up with a
littlebig something you'll get a kick out of. We've compiled the ultimate All-Star squad of sexy soccer under-boobs. Their ability to take balls off their chest is second-to-none. Check out the pics after the jump.
This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.
At the conclusion of the 2010 World Cup's 120-minute final between Spain and the Netherlands, it became obvious that Germany was the best team. Germany played the most dynamic and attractive football of the tournament, combining possession with penetration, and in every match (save Spain) they played quick, thrilling football that was easy on the eye.
After weeks of fierce competition and headaches from looking at so many barely-clothed World Cup WAGS, we're ready to settle the debate as to who is the hottest World Cup Wag. Just like at the real World Cup tournament, the Netherlands are facing down Spain as Wesley Sneijder's girlfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen and Iker Casillas's girlfriend Sara Carbonero go head to head against each other.
The 2010 World Cup final on Sunday will be a study in styles, a contrast in the fluid passing and sideways possession of Spain, and the more dynamic and physical style of the Dutch. The Netherlands have been mostly undoing their reputation for an overly-aggressive style during this World Cup, with the only hold-outs being midfield reducers Mark Van Bommel and Nigel de Jong.
So we're just going to come out and say it... Germany's loss to Spain in the WC semifinal today blows. But rather than sulk over what wasn't, we'd rather celebrate what is: Spain is set to play Holland in Sunday's big match and they'll be sporting one of the hottest cheering sections the world has ever known. Trust us, these are girls you'll really want to get 'behind'.
Paul the Octopus continued his astonishing streak of correctly predicting the outcome of German national soccer matches, with his record now standing at 10-1. The only match he got wrong was the last time Spain and Germany met, in the European Championships in 2008. Now the world is faced with a genuine oracle. The two year-old cephalopod should get a job as pundit for Sky Sports, at least he knows his football.
The Oranjemen booked their place in Johannesburg for the 2010 World Cup final with a narrow escape from a Uruguayan side that played with plenty of passion but left it too late in the game before mounting a would-be comeback. Uruguay's Diego Forlan was again in impressive form and dictated the South Americans' attack, since Suarez was serving a one match suspension for his infamous handball.
It's safe to say that the Guay's are out of control. Just this weekend, Paraguyan hottie Larissa Riquelme said she would get naked despite the fact her team lost their game. And just now we came across this anonymous Uruguayan sexpot who's already naked! She's so excited that she can't even keep her clothes on. Fingers crossed that a Uruguay win means we'll get a 2 Guays, 1 Vuvuzela sex tape.
Paraguay may have lost to Spain on Saturday, but the rest of the world should feel like winners. Larissa Riquelme, potentially the hottest woman in the world, is so filled with Paraguyan pride that she's going strip down to show support for her team despite Paraguay's quarterfinal loss to Spain. Suddenly, Spain's upcoming match seems pretty boring in comparison.
It takes more than god, cocaine, and undetected handballs to win a World Cup, at least in 2010. The young, ruthlessly eff…
Two things we learned, at least, from the Holland vs. Brazil match today, is that Jesus hates Brazil, and it's always important to stay Melo. Brazil's Kaka is the world's most expensive striker and was expected to be one of the stars of this World Cup. Known for praying on the pitch after the 2002 World Cup win, and for revealing messages like "I belong to Jesus" on his t-shirts beneath his team jersey after scoring, apparently Jesus' infatuation with Brazilian soccer is at an end.
Well Brazil took a beatdown today in the World Cup quarterfinals when the Netherlands surprised everyone with a 2-1 upset over the tourney's favorite . But we're willing to give the number one team a second chance to prove that they're the true winners by putting their sexiest models up against the Netherlands' sexiest models. And while the competition is going to get intense, we're pretty sure this showdown will make up for the upset today.
Color us shocked because we're absolutely amazed that the number one soccer team in the world, Brazil, just lost in the quarter finals. Not only were their players insanely good, but they're sexy soccer underboob photos blew us away. I mean we were rooting for them before there were even 168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil.
Today is a day for rest and reflection. The World Cup has entered its deadly serious phase, with 8 teams left standing: Paraguay, Ghana, Uruguay, Spain, Argentina, Holland, Germany, and Brazil, in rough order of their chances of succeeding.
Forget the oil spill, forget the war(s), and forget the economy because we're about to introduce something so controversial, so sexy, so undeniably complicated that you won't be able to stop thinking about it. There are currently two super sexy Latin American World Cup fans, the Argentian Dorismar and the Paraguyan Larissa Riquelme, who are both being called the hottest fan alive. And you don't have to be a mathematician to know that there can't be two "hottest fan alive." So we ask you to tell us who deserves the the title of the sexiest superfan.
Since not everyone is into 1000 different mind numbing point and click puzzle games, the iPod app developers are expanding more and more every day into actual console gaming. Using the original game as a jumping off point, software engineers are turning console blockbusters into mobile games. Just think, next time you’re falling asleep while you're doing work, you can kill some time with an awesome game...instead of just counting the minutes to happy hour.
Summer is all about going to the extreme. Whether you're spending all day on the beach without sunscreen or you're skipping work for the World Cup, you're making sure every moment counts. That's why we're taking the time to go to the extreme by compiling every soccer related underboob photo we could find. And since it's an overdose, we're even throwing in a few "non-World Cup related" underboobs (200 hundred) just to make sure you get extra high.
Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn't pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we're out of the World Cup doesn't mean that we're out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.
Whats the difference between a fair-weather fan and a devoted fan? A devoted fan will do whatever it takes to ensure that her team wins. And in Brazil that means donning a Brazilian Soccer Team Uniform and showing off just enough underboob to inspire a huge World Cup win. Because nothing inspires goal after goal like knowing that your sexy superfans left their bras at home.
Fans are fans. They pay their money to go to the game and can do whatever they want to support their team from cheering their team on, to booing the opponents, to blowing a three-foot horn that deafens everyone else. If there was at least some sort of pleasing musical property to the Vuvuzela, I am sure it would not be so bad. Sadly there are many other fan habits that are just as annoying and unlikely to go away.
The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we're pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.