Today’s National Whipped Cream Day! While those without fake IDs previously used whipped cream to do whippets, nowadays you could probably stockpile an entire case of Whipped Lightning in your fridge without a hint of retribution from the RA or the ‘rents. How do you make Whipped Lightning, one of the greatest inventions ever, even better? Simple, use it to make a bikini on your friend with benefits! Ali Larter made the edible outfit famous in 1999′s Varsity Blues and Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody even sported one back when she was stripping. Then, Katy Perry / Katy Brand sported a whipped cream bra in her video for “California Gurls“. To celebrate we took Devo’s orders, knocked back some shots of Pinnacle’s Whipped Cream Vodka and whipped up this wicked good gallery of cuties in cream bikinis.
First there was Four Loko– the notorious “Blackout in a Can” that made so many headlines it was pulled from the shelves. And now there’s alcohol infused whipped cream which seems to be the newest alcoholic product garnering national disapproval. Whether or not it will remain on shelves still remains unknown, but in the meantime it’s time to start inventing some more alcohol infused products to hit the shelves during 2011. Engineers: get to it.