JT's a peculiar bird. Dude has a billion chicks all over his jock because he makes them wet when he sings yet he has this burning desire to be a goofy comedian. So far, not so bad. He's far better than any other musician trying to act, but it's kinda weird to see a crooner take balls to the balls repeatedly. Like I've been doing that sh*t my entire life yet I don't have a line around the block to swallow me whole. Anyway, 'lake's presenting the Capital One Cup at the 2011 ESPYs, which is hosted by SNL's Seth Myers and will air July 13th. Check out this promo for the Capital One Cup then gawk at the screengrabs of Justin's post nutshot o-faces after the jump.
We've featured dubstep a couple times here at COED - once to spotlight magical motion-freezing headphones and another to highlight how nutty those Russians are. Today, we get a dubstep video that features the Dark Side. Growing up, all the kids wanted to be either a Jedi or Han Solo. Me? I wanted to be Vader. Dude's got a kick-ass voice and can choke you out from across the table without touching you. Attention someone with video editing skillz - cut a dubstep mashup of cinema's greatest villains... let's introduce a little anarchy. Check out the vid after the jump.
This man is about to have a heart attack, I just can't decide from what. Either it's because he's so pissed off at the verdict or because he's excited because of what will happen to that "whore" in jail. Oh wait, she's already got time served? Well then someone will "snatch her @ss up in the street." I don't doubt for one f*cking second that if this guy could get out of bed, he would be the one "putting duct tape around her mouth." Watch America's finest react to America's worst after the jump!.
To be honest, I'd never heard of Nancy Grace before she flipped out over the "not guilty" verdict in the Casey Anthony trial. Apparently, this isn't a one-time thing for the talk show host, she's known for spewing out garbage and has been described as the female Glenn Beck. Ouch. We thought we'd turn the magnifying glass back on this holier-than-thou journalist and put her in her place with some hilarious pics and videos of her getting PWNed. Check 'em out after the jump.
Everyone's had a friend with benefits ("FWB"); it starts off being the greatest "relationship" ever, because it's not supposed to be a relationship. I think you're hot, you think I'm hot, let's bone. That's it. The mantra's always been: keep it casual. So, then why are giving you 'rules'? Because some people just don't get the FWB dynamic. So, with the Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis anti-romcom Friends With Benefits coming out soon, we thought we'd help those in search of sex sans strings. Check out our rules of engagement after the jump.
Either this girl is the dumbest human being alive (she does call the workout ball a basketball) or she's auditioning to be a new cast member on Jackass (she does say it's for "Johnny Boy" - Johnny Knoxville maybe?). Like if I'm this chick's dad, which I very well might be, I'm not paying for your surgery, okay? And, if you lie to me and I see this video, you'll end up like Caylee Anthony. I hear you can just straight up murder children now and get away with it. A victory for parents everywhere. PS - gotta give her props though, she takes it like a champ. I see a future in MMA. Check it out after the jump (get it?).
The Foo Fighter's "Walk" whooped the competition last week snatching away 65% of your total votes. This week, we feature tracks from Bruce and the E Street Band, The National, Big Sean, Gym Class Heroes, and Foster the People. Check out why our music man Al Jones picked 'em, take a listen, then vote for your favorite after the jump!
We're halfway through the year and that means one thing: People be making predictions for the 'best of' list for 2011. Though Oscar season isn't for another couple months, we thought we'd get a headstart and show you the movies that will definitely be holding a lil golden guy come next spring. Now, that could mean Best Picture, but it could also mean Best Sound Mixing (go easy on the ice!). Trust us, you memorize this list and you'll look more like Nostradamus rather than that old dude who predicted the end of the world in May. Check out the winners after the jump.
I used to play sports at a big prep school, so I know what it's like to play on the level of the women's world cup. It didn't happen that often, but if I'm was talking to a chick after the game - it was understood by both parties that I was getting to second base. This soccer player Josefine Oqvist can be seen moving in on this male fan for the same reason. I don't doubt the fact that she'll probably dominate him, but that's probably what he wants. After all, he can't be that manly - he's at the women's world cup. Check out the Swedish hottie locking down some D after the jump.
The cold war is back! Now that Oprah's gone on a permanent hiatus, Russia is stepping up it's talk-show game. This audience is just going bonkers, and I don't use that word lightly. Get some strobes and black lights and I'm there. "And you get a scar! And you get a scar! And you get a scar!" (via Break)
C'mon kids, you little rascals should know better. At the zoo, there's no feeding the animals, jumping over the side, or littering allowed. And there's certainly no angry bird playing. No Jimmy, that is not the blue-bird-that-mystically-turns-into-three-blue-birds-when-you-tap-the-screen, that is a Sialia mexicana so put it down. I said, put. it. down. No! Don't launch it!
As Louis CK so gracefully put it on his recent Daily Show appearance, farting is just plain old funny. "It comes out of your ass, it smells like poop because its been hanging out next to it for a long time and it makes a little trumpet noise when it comes out." From an innocent giggle to full-blown hysterical laughter, a fart joke can hit you on so many levels. In recognition of National Baked Bean Month, we have compiled the best farting scenes in movie history for your enjoyment. Check 'em out after the toot.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? That scene from Joe Dirt is one kind of firework fail, but in this video compilation we're talking about the extremely painful, arm-ripping, ass-blasting, face-melting variety. You won't see a grander display of jackassery this Fourth of July, unless you're hoping to make the list next year. Check out the vids after the jump.
If you've been on the Internet, you probably noticed that Duke Nukem Forever has been taking some serious abuse. COED received a copy to test out. I was obviously more than a little worried after seeing the earlier reviews, but I must say I was pleasantly surprised. As a kid I grew up playing old Duke Nukem games on my PC so I was really excited to see the next direction the franchise was going to take with this game. Check out my review of Duke Nukem Forever after the jump!
Heavy has partnered up with UFC to launch "Fight Day Live" a pre-fight show that gives our users insider access to the fighters. We've teamed up with Heavy to bring you the live broadcast from UFC 132 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. UFC 132 will feature 2 preliminary fights live on Spike TV, and 4 preliminary fight on their Facebook stream. Until then, you can watch the live stream of "Fight Day Live" after the jump.
The first "heat" of the Running of the Bulls at the week-long San Fermin Festival kicks off in Pamplona, Spain on July 7th. The high profile event is the most popular in Spain and is broadcast live by 2 national TV channels. The purpose of this event is to transport the bulls from the off-site corrals where they had spent the night, to the bullring where they would be killed in the evening. Every year, between 200 and 300 people are injured during the run. While running must be the adrenaline rush of a lifetime, we're more pumped about hanging out with the festival's official mascot, "Mister Testis" a cartoonish looking blue bull with balls... See his pics along with the goriest gorings after the jump!
Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet's best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today's items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women's soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan's love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson's high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood's naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama's a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
In no way, shape, or form should this guy be fathering any children, so I'm alright with him taking a boxing glove on a javelin from a potato gun at point blank range to the nuts. His friends don't even wait for him to get properly prepared. The only way this video could be better is if there wasn't a boxing glove on the tip. Check out the video after the jump!
Fails: one of the best reasons to waste your entire day on COED. From stupid Parkourers... Parkourites (the plural of those who parkour?) to helium balloon fires, here's a wrap-up of the best of the worst jump, ride, run, and stunt FAILs from the month of June 2011. Check out the awesome video after the jump. Big ups to TwistedNederland7 for pulling this together.
As far as I'm concerned, the only thing worse than the song "Crank That" by Soulja Boy is the fact that a bunch of my friends knew how to do that dance. That dance is Satan. I firmly believe that this Tappercise (excercise through Tap Dancing?) video would be better suited for the people who willingly do the Superman in a club. At least people would know what kind of loser they are. Crank that video after the jump!
Bad Meets Evil's "Fastlane" smoked the competition last week snatching away 74% of your total votes. This week, we feature tracks from the Beyonce, Coldplay, Common, The Head and the Heart, and the Foo Fighters. Check out why our music man Al Jones picked 'em, take a listen, then vote for your favorite after the jump!
I honestly can't get enough of The Lonely Island. I still lose my sh*t every time "I'm On A Boat" plays. I've even landed ladies mimicking "J*zz In My Pants". It's a foregone conclusion that anything these dudes put out will be solid, so it's no surprise the latest YouTube upload, "We'll Kill U" will kill you dead from laughter. Somebody get Chet Haze on the phone, this is how you rap, guy. You must be loco to mess with The Lonely Island. Peep the vidsky after the jump.
Sometimes you find the answers to questions you really had no interest in knowing. Here's a perfect example of why I have my parents knock on my door before they come in... I mean, not me personally because, you know, I'm not like that. Seriously. Trust me. Whatever man, don't f*cking judge me like that. Just watch the video below.
Wrap It Up is COED's end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the day's top pics, vids, stories, and headlines on the internet. Today's items include Shia LaBeouf revealing he boned Megan Fox, a random girl revealing Quentin Tarantino liked sucking on her toes while masturbating, Roger Federer's between the legs shot, Cirque de Soleil's flippin' first pitch, Google Plus, a new iPad app, a Chinese girl selling her v-card for an iPhone 4, Lenny Kravitz using an old school handset on HIS iPhone, Emma Stone in Vanity Fair, Eva Longoria topless, Amber Rose nude, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
This video would be pretty 'meh' if the male anchor wasn't a totally awkward d*ck. I can understand that maybe seeing a Hooters girl sitting on an upside-down stool, pouring a beer at 7:30 in the morning might make you feel like you're on a different planet, but this guy gets paid to play it cool on TV. Check out the video below.
After jumping the shark a few seasons back, season 7 of Showtime's staple hit series "Weeds" kicked off Monday surprisingly simple and straight... A much needed, back to basics approach for the better. I was definitely riding the fence for most of the episode, but was undoubtably won over by the closing outro anthem by Brooklyn band MEN's "Who Am I to Feel So Free". This season's suddenly got a great deal of hope and promise, albeit a few degrees less than Brooklyn's MEN. Big days ahead for this band.
I only knew three facts about snails: French people eat them, they're not big fans of salt, and they're slow as f*ck. So when I came across this video of a literal snail attack I thought I had been lied to my entire life. This clip is pretty freaky and a little gross. Check out the video after the jump!
To me, there's nothing better than seeing a hot girl f*** up. The hotter the girl, the hotter the f*** up is. It's science. Rihanna's really f***ing hot. So, when she f***s up you know I'mma get all boned up. Call me creepy but it's moments like this that let me know she's human. I hate perfection. It creeps me out. Anyway, I don't understand how this doesn't happen more often. These chicks wear ridiculous outfits that aren't made for comfort or speed and they manage to bounce around like coked up flubber. Check out Rihanna biting it hard after the jump.
When I first saw the title on this video, I was like, "this is gonna be good" then I end up watching it and I'm like how many f***ing times can you show this one clip? It's seriously like those sh*tty E! network shows that's either a list or True Hollywood Story where they're short on footage or content, so they just replay the same f***ing 5 seconds of video or zoom in and out and on the same f***ing picture over and over until you vomit. Anyway, what's this shark's deal? Definitely not a white shark... (*cough* racist *cough). Check it out after the jump (haha!).
Really though, who actually takes time out of their day to rock juggalo clown makeup? I'm so hard on my 'journalism' game that I'm up an hour early just so that I can take a dump and blog on a timely manner. Behold, an ICP song that really is the worst song ever written. Serious. Check out how f*cking magnets work after the jump!
The 15th Annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant takes place in Miami tomorrow night, Saturday, June 25th at 9pm ET / 8pm CT. While 100 girls will compete for cash & prizes worth more than $150,000, fans have the chance to win $10,000 just by voting for their favorite contestant. To celebrate, we've put together three galleries for you - one featuring last year's contestants, one featuring previous pageant winners, and one of Stephanie Haney (aka Stephanie Christine), last year's Viewer's Choice winner (and COED interview subject). See their bangin' bikini bodies after the jump!
This video apparently won the 'George Lucas Selects' award. A filmmaker's friend, never having seen the movie, is asked to relate Episodes IV,V, and VI. I wish I could say that she messes it up for some other reason than she's a girl, but that would be lying. Check out her hilarious attempt after the jump!
Cleavage Queen Katy Perry recently posed for the cover of RollingStone's Summer Double Issue. COED favorite photographer Terry Richardson was the lucky man behind the lens and judging by the behind the scenes video, it was fairly tame by Terry's standards. Mrs. Brand still looked pretty in pink and delicious in a Hershey's kisses bra. She almost made a limp water hose hard. The "Enjoy God" Coca-Cola spoof shirt was a little much. We're pro Satan here at COED. See the sexy vid after the jump.
Yesterday, we saw an action-hero wanna be get blow'd the f*ck up. Today, I've got an even better treat for you. This guy is refilling a fuel tanker, you know, the trucks that are straight filled with gasoline. Since it's dark, he can't see what level the fuel is. This guy's smart so he uses an instrument to help him check. Does he use a A) Cell phone B) Flashlight C) Lighter? Check out the answer below in the video. If that's not convincing enough, the answer is C and he gets blown to sh*t.
Welcome to COED's end of the day daily feature in which we 'wrap it up' with the day's top pics, posts, videos, and stories from the internet. Today's items include Alessandria Ambrosio in rubber, Erica Huerta banging in broad daylight on the beach, a 7 year old driving a car to see his dad, a dad placing a controversial ad in his daughter's yearbook, a 4 year old tennis player, a dog with bionic paws, Dick Enberg talking about blue balls possibly from Bethanie Mattek-Sands Lady Gaga outfit at Wimbledon, flesh eating drugs, Dwight Howard dressed as Rihanna, Tom Hanks doing the weather, Steve O thinks he's an n-word, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Pitbull's "Hey Baby" smoked the competition last week snatching away 63% of your total votes. This week, we feature tracks from the Temper Trap, Lil Wayne, Looking Glass, Ke$ha, and Bad Meets Evil. Check out why our music man Al Jones picked 'em, take a listen then vote for your favorite after the jump!
Yeah this guy is a total dude. While everyone else on the street is acting like a total p*ssy standing off to the side, this guy, this Highlander, shrugs it off like a champ. "It's a burning car people, what's the big deal? I hope you guys are all filming this because I'm gonna use that tape for my audition of WWE's Tough Enough. Matter of fact, let me practice a promo in front of ... oh my God. Its buuuuuurns."
This video has an example of a guido that doesn't get a lot of media coverage: the older, entrepreneurial guido. Bobby VIG has come up with a life coaching technique that allows you to use 80% of your brain with just a little bit of hair die and amphetamines. You really owe it to yourself to watch this video. Don't you want to become a Very Important Guy/Girl?
Getting laid is, hands down, the best thing in the world. The only way you can do better than getting your rocks off is having an awesome soundtrack to accompany it. A great band helps to set the tone for your boning and gives you an auditory cue for when to pick up the pace or slacken off. Check out our list of 10 bands and artists to crank up the next time you hook up after the hump... we mean, jump.
One of the funnier segments from Funny Or Die is the Drunk History series where fairly educated historians get wasted and recount events from the past. It's a must see. Today, I find what appears to be the third episode from Steve Rold's web series called, "My Friend Evan" in which Steve's friend Evan leaves a drunk voicemail about the history of beer. I gotta say, I'm no history buff, but it seems pretty accurate. Check it out after the jump.
Who cares why or how this commercial makes sense? Did you see the title? All you need to know before watching this is that it has Jean Claude Van Damme and beer! Lionheart didn't make any f*cking sense but that doesn't stop you [me] from watching it over and over again. Unfortunately, we don't get to see JCVD do crazy splits or collapse someone's rib-cage but he does talk about stud penguins getting it on during mating season all while wearing a Canadian tux. Check out the video
Once again AdRants comes through with the quality, entertaining vid. This time, it's less WTF and more WOW. This Nebraska-based creative agency called, "Archrival" (which is a subsidiary of the Dachis Group) got its hands on an awesome camera and decided to film to a bunch of sh*t that looks boss in slow-mo. We're talking punches to the face, pouring milk, spitting fire, the works. Check it out after the jump.
June 17th is Will Forte's birthday. On this day, the actor turns 41. Will is one of the few comedic performers whose mere presence on the screen can make you bust out laughing. Screw that, his voice alone will get you all giggly. Of course, many people know he was an integral cast member of Saturday Night Live for almost a decade, but his work and influence has a far greater reach than 1 show. We did some digging and found some interesting obscure fact about the funnyman and paired them with some of his funniest videos. Check it out after the jump.
AdRants featured this video of a couple engaged in pre-foreplay in the middle of some field. Guy's caressing her face, she's into it, legs start to spread. He goes for the fingerblast and BOOM, he comes up with... you'll have to watch to find out. The short was produced by a creative group in Poland called, "Design Generation" and it appears to be their 19th installment. They specialize in beautiful WTF-ness. See the weird after the jump.
Have you ever seen a trailer that you thought was the most epic you've ever seen? Have you thought about a certain movie that could have gone in a different direction than the director intended. Well, if you have a sense of humor and some video editing skills, you can try to make a recut trailer for a movie that already exists. Likely, though, it won't be as good as this list of the 25 greatest recut movie trailers. Enjoy.
There are varying degrees of NSFW. Streaming American Idol at work will probably get you a slap on the wrist while watching this music video for The Connects' "Summer In the City" featuring Playboy model and burlesque star Tali De'Mar will most likely get you fired (or high fived). Tali was Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week in May 2010 and has appeared on the covers of Xtreme Magazine and 24/7 Magazine. She's also modeled for Viva Van Story's Hardcover Bullet Bras and Back Seat Bettys. Check her out in The Connects music video then peep her stats and pics after the jump.
Leave your glass slippers at home this weekend because you'll need your dancing shoes for this ball. Saturday June 18th is the inaugural Governors Ball, an awesome festival set up by Founders Entertainment. I've never been to the Ball before (no one has, it's the first ever) but I know that it's going to be massive. Check the ingredients and tell me if you feel any differently: Take New York City, add another island, non-stop music, two stages, a lineup that has something for everyone, and beer pong - which I will be winning quickly because I want to watch the shows. If you haven't bought your ticket yet, let us show you why you should. Check out our full preview after the jump.
Here you go, world - this is a present from your friends at The MORT Eclectic. They've compiled literally five minutes of the greatest viral videos ever to hit the web into one video. I can equate the feeling I get from watching this to eating the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner all in one sitting. Enjoy and check out the video after the jump.
I saw this video of Buzzfeed editor Gavon Laessig down 16 Taco Bell tacos in 1 hour - for all you math majors that's 1 taco every 3-4 minutes. I gotta say, I'm not impressed. I've crushed a Tsunami in under 10-15 minutes at 2 different Surf Tacos (my pic's on the wall of each restaurant). I'm pretty sure I could destroy at least 30 Taco Bell tacos in an hour. Maybe 45. See the video and pics of the world's biggest burritos after the jump!
Last week, Sublime's "Summertime" beat out DJ Khaled's "On One" to earn Song of the Week honors. This week, we feature tracks from Stevie Wonder, the Civil Wars, Chris Brown, Pitbull, and Bon Iver. Read why our music man Al Jones picked 'em, take a listen then vote for your favorite after the jump!
Playboy's Top Party Schools list for 2011 released in mid to late April, so we decided to ask you guys who you think should be the top party school. Surprisingly to us, The University of Western Ontario crushed the competition with 43% of the vote, far outpacing the University of Colorado and Penn State (only 5%). Close to 25% of the votes that came in were for "Other". So, we took a closer look and found the 10 schools who deserve consideration along with 10 more that are party schools in training (PSIT). Check out our list below and let us know if you agree in the comments after the jump.
F*ck Seinfeld, 80's sitcoms are still where it's at. That's why this re-edit of The Office is so on-point. Not only does it have the short scene in the beginning but it then cuts to the cheesy intro song. If you're either a fan of The Office or have a soul, I guarantee that this will make you smile. All that's missing is some twins... Check out the video below.
Voice acting is a gift but unfortunately, the average TV viewer doesn't have a clue who voices their most beloved characters nor do they care. While most voice actors quietly cash their checks in anonymity there's one who you recognize the instant you hear him chime in: H. Jon Benjamin. He has a new travel/comedy/man-on-the-street show premiering tonight on Comedy Central called Jon Benjamin Has a Van. To honor his pipes, we're taking a look at 10 of the funniest characters he's ever voiced. Check out our list after the jump!
In honor of Fathers Day, COED decided to pay respect to some of the coolest, most bad-ass dads in cinema. There are countless movies to go through so there is no way we can include all the bad-ass dads, but these fathers are the best of the best. These dads are daring, funny, awesome and epitomize what it means to be a dad. Check out our list then vote for your favorite after the jump.
If you're a guy that likes to trip balls while playing video games, we have the game for you: Child of Eden. The mind-melting title combines the sickest of raves with a first person shooter as you zoom through bright lights and colors to an electronic music soundtrack. Your goal is to save an experiment from being exposed to a dangerous virus that's on the attack. Many would say it's a modern spin-off to Rez, which was the brainchild of CoE's creator Tetsuya Mizuguchi that was released back in 2001. Rez had similar concepts and themes, and was considered a cult success, so with the advancements made in the 10 years since then, you can imagine how powerful CoE will be. read our full preview after the jump.
This video is clips from one of those films you know the producers look back on and smack their head against the wall a few times. I have no idea whether this are clips from a feature film or a PSA, but I do know that its pretty awesome in an unintentionally rascist way. "It's not like you're really black," really mom? That's the best advice you can give? Check out the video after the jump!
Last night, the Mavs avenged their '06 Finals loss to the Heat with a decisive Game 6 victory over the Big Three in Miami for their first NBA title. It seems everyone and their Delonte West-banging mother rooted agaisnt the cHeat, painting Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh like immature, taunting, childish, crybaby super villains. We feel Twitter is always a good measuring stick / barometer for public reaction, so it's no surprise that #heatlockerroomplaylist is trending. People are more pumped to see the Heat lose than the Mavs win. We sifted through the piles of suggestions to come up with the best of the best. Take a listen then suggest your own in the comments section below our partner links after the jump shot.
I am a sucker for bagpipes and dead goats so when I saw this movie, I really had to post it. There's not really much else to say except that I think this guy can both jam and make a killer instrument. The goat would have wanted it this way, I think. Check out the video after the jump!
Writing this post has been a serious exercise in self-control. Don't understand why? Watch the video and then continue reading. I could talk about how one of the dudes in this video is never getting laid ever after people see this. I could talk about how these kids' parents should go to jail for negligence (allowing these kids to ruin their lives) I could make a reference to the Hartford Whalers, but I won't. I have chosen the higher path, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all." On that note, watch the video after the jump!
This video has got to be a hoax. There's no way you can show me the whole clip and tell me this woman is for real. How is she still single? She's hot, blonde, and she wants all the puss she can have. She's literally crying for pussy. She wants to hold it, kiss it, and she's willing to videotape how she feels about it. This video broke a little while ago, so I'm pretty sure she's been snatched up by now. Either that, or she'll never have another date again. Check out her video after the jump!
Heavy has partnered up with UFC to launch "Fight Day Live" a pre-fight show that takes a look at the challenges facing the fighters along with their greatest accomplishments. We've teamed up with Heavy to bring you the live broadcast from UFC 131 at the Rogers Arena in Vancouver. UFC 131 will feature 2 preliminary fights live on Spike TV, and 5 preliminary fight on their Facebook stream and YouTube channel. However, you can watch the live stream of "Fight Day Live" below right now. Check it out after the jump!
Anything Guns and Roses gets my attention, but this video is so good it gets its' post. I've never heard of these guys before, but Sulic and Hauser seem like they know what f*cking time it is. This duo covered 'Welcome to the Jungle' on two cellos and tear it up. One of the dudes is playing so hard that his strings started ripping or something. SnH (yeah, that just happened) are like the rock stars of string instruments. I bet they have groupies blowing them in the orchestra pit or something. Check out the video after the jump.
No sh*t, I was really really hungover this morning. Until I saw this video. I never thought that watching Tigger, Eeyore, and Winnie the Pooh dance at Disneyworld would make any pain go away. Seeing is believing. On another note, I read in Maxim once that most of the people working at Disney World in the costumes are girls; they're smaller so they can fit in the costumes easier. The chick who laid out that tidbit of information was white. Since reading that, I always imagined the people in the costumes as cute white models. I have a shrinking suspicion that these characters are none of those. Check out the great way to start your weekend early after the jump!.
I went out for drinks after work yesterday for some serious brainstorming. Three hours later, I had a buzz - not because I'm a lightweight (f*** you) but because I didn't have dinner yet - and was on my couch trying to fight off sleep as I watched "South Park". My roommate's a big time fart / sh*t fan so he loved the first 5-10 minutes. I thought the running gag was getting pretty old, but then again there's always some kind of ridiculous payoff. So, I fell asleep and missed what many are calling the most depressing South Park ending ever. Apparently Trey Parker and Matt Stone feel THEIR OWN sh*t is getting old. Watch the ending, see screengrabs from the hilarious trailer scene, and vote in our poll after the jump!
This guy really takes bicycle rights seriously. As in way too seriously. First, he gets 'pulled over' and ticketed for not riding in the bike lane. After giving the cop an attitude, he decides to take it upon himself to seriously hurt himself - with no helmet. Dude's an idiot. If you have such a problem with the law, why don't you take it out on a policeman like a real man? No need to p*ssy out and just hurt yourself. Check out the video below.
Last week, Radiohead's High and Dry beat out Adele's Someone Like You to earn Song of the Week honors. This week features tracks from Sublime, DJ Khaled, Foster the People, Jim Jones, and Danger Mouse. Read why our music man Al Jones picked 'em, take a listen then vote for your favorite after the jump!
We do our best to keep our viewers satisfied. So when one of you asked us to find "the new Best Buy commercial chick," we hit the interwebs and discovered our friends at WTHAD had already done the heavy lifting for us. Her name is Wendy McColm and she's yet another example of a cute, funny chick finding success on YouTube. Wendy is a comedian of sorts and her channel has a bunch of her videos that put her zany sense of humor on full display. She was also featured in the Veronicas' "Hook Me Up" (1:04). Check out this redhead's spiciest pics after the jump!
This Scotsman is recording a hot air balloon ride in rural China. What makes this video so great is the voiceover that he gives while they crash. I'm not sure why, but the Scottish accent just makes everything funnier. That, and the fact that it seems like Scottish people are always drunk. Heights, whiskey, and fire seem like a great idea. Too bad the farmers whose property they land on don't feel the same way. Check out the video below (via Buzzfeed).
Whenever I'm high, I want three things: funny sh*t, food, and more weed. In this post, we address the first of my desires - shows that are guaranteed to make me laugh my @ss off. Sure, the development of On Demand television makes it easier for me to find what I want, but sometimes I forget what I'm doing. For the sake of potheads everywhere, I propose a channel that plays only what we want to watch through the clouds of smoke: Channel 420. Check out our nominees and vote for the shows you think should make it onto our channel after the jump.
I watch a lot of movies, and most of these movies employ the word "f*ck" on more than one occasion. It's not like I go searching for movies that drop the F-bomb, it's just what comes with the R-rated territory these days. Check out this list to see the top 5 films that most frequently use the word f*ck (plus a whole f*cking bunch of f*cking honorable mentions) after the jump.
Yesterday, during Steve Jobs' Keynote Speech, lots of new things were revealed about upcoming Apple products. Yes, Steve looked somewhat healthy, but rumors are going around that he won't be a part of the company for too long. Enter this guy in the video below. He does an amazing job of demonstrating what the iPad is capable of. Check out how magical he makes the iPad look after the jump!
On June 6th, 1984, the best selling game of all-time, Tetris, released to the public in the former USSR. Electronic Gaming Monthly's 100th issue had Tetris in first place as "Greatest Game of All Time". In 2007, Tetris came in second place in IGN's "100 Greatest Video Games of All Time". In 2009, Game Informer put Tetris 3rd on their list of "The Top 200 Games of All Time". If that weren't enough, studies have shown that prolonged Tetris activity can also lead to more efficient brain activity during play. To honor its legacy we've pulled together a tribute that features a gallery of Tetris-themed photos along with a playlist of greatest Tetris-themed videos. Now, where can a brother get an "I" block? Check it out after the jump!
Summer is the season of great indulgence. School's out, the drinks are flowing freely and bikinis are everywhere. But for some people, summer is the time to earn a bit of extra cash. Whether you're working at a camp or that dude in the funny little hat screaming, "Hot dogs! Get your hotdogs here!" at the baseball game, where you choose to work during the summer says a lot about you. Find out what yours means and check out some hilarious movie-related clips after the jump!
What is it about fast food restaurants and the desire to beat the crap / rip the hair out of someone? A little while ago, we put together a compilation of the greatest fast food beatdowns but couldn't include this video because it hadn't happened yet. This girlfight has it all: hair pulling, name calling, shoe hitting, employees unable to do anything, and friends jumping in. Check out the video after the jump!
Children's Hospital just ran its' Season 3 premier on Thursday night on Adult Swim. I was unable to catch it but having been a fan of the show for a while, I needed to show you one of my favorite episodes. Don't forget to watch it on Thursdays at midnight.
Rob's such a tough guy that even if his jokes were awful, we’d still have to pretend to laugh. Before becoming a comedian, this Kansan native was a United States Marine, serving in Liberia, Kosovo and Afghanistan (and he’s currently a Lt. Colonel in the Marine Corps Reserves). He began his comedy run as a correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and continued to hit hard with the laughs, appearing in Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, The Hangover and more. He can be seen June 1st alongside Tom Hanks and Julie Roberts in the comedy-drama Larry Crowne. Check out our interview with Rob along with his funniest clips after the jump.
It's no secret we're big fans of the Dirka Dirka here at COED. He's not THAT much of a common household name in the U.S. Seriously, stop 10 people on the street and ask them who Dirk is and be prepared to get some ridiculous answers. Sure, NBA fans know him but he's no Michael Jordan. Not true in Germany. He's a God over there. He's on billboards, cereal boxes, and buses. You name it, he's on it. So, it's safe to say the Dirkness is basketball's equivalent of The Hoff. Or, if you're like the German dude in this video, he's "The German Moses". Whatever you call him, the guy's on fire right now leading historic come-from-behind victories in the past 2 weeks. Check out the vid after the jump!
Australians see sharks everywhere, but that's no excuse to be this ridiculous. This woman thinks that just because she's a shark "expert" she can understand when a shark and her have an understanding. She decides to feed this great white shark WITH HER HAND. You've got one guess what happens next... Check out the video after the jump.
Erica's a 24 year old surfer and model from Newport Beach, California. She got her first surfboard at age 11 then at 14, she broke a world record by becoming the youngest surfer to make the ASP finals. Her career has only taken off since then. She also holds her own in front of the camera having posed for Maxim, Men's Journal, Transworld, 944, and the LA Times. Bleacher Report even ranked her among their top 20 hottest surfers in the world. Not bad. We managed to score an interview with Erica last week to see what she's up to. We got winded just hearing how busy she is. Check out our Q&A with the hang ten hottie after the wave jump.
Holy sh!t, heroin is a hell of a drug. Not only does this guy look like a mouse, but when he takes his shirt off there's nothing to see but skin and bones. The same can be said when he busts out his manhood - there's nothing to see but his eyes as they get super wide. But wait, there's more: just watch this guy try to put away his needle. Check out the video after the jump.