About a month ago, COED was invited to play a preview version of NBA 2K12. At the time, we were really impressed by the new Legends feature, the presentation, and the gameplay. However, that was an almost-finished build. Now that it's been released for sale, we finally had a chance to take it home and give it a full-court review. Check out how NBA 2K12 matches up against the competition plus find out how to enter our giveaway to win the game after the jump!
The Yankees have played in 16 of the last 17 postseasons; a feat 29 other fan bases would kill for. Except Yankee fans aren’t satisfied. Success isn’t defined by making it to October, it’s defined by World Series rings. And one World Series title in the last decade just isn’t going to cut it. The problem is, there are five main obstacles that they need to overcome to get number 28. "Tri-State Sports Guys" co-host, Mike DePalma, breaks it down after the jump.
Guns are amazing. Granted, I don't own one because I don't trust myself not to get drunk and do something stupid (read: Jason Williams) but that's a choice I make. Idiots like this should be able to make the choice to buy whatever guns they want. They should also be able to choose to look down the barrel when the last shell that they loaded doesn't fire. You get one guess as to what happens next. Check out the video after the jump!
If you needed a phrase to describe week 6 of the 2011 NFL season, that phrase would be, “Everything new is old again”. The Ravens won with defense, the Raiders won with speed, and sexy Rexy threw four picks. After Sunday night, 29 of the 30 NFL teams had at least one loss on their records. The only undefeated team? The Green Bay Packers. Like I said, “Everything new is old again.” Check out the top stories, pics, highlights, lowlights, and a preview of tonight's game between the Jets and Dolphins after the jump.
I love Halloween. It's one of best holidays for hooking up and you get to see a lot of chicks in slutty costumes. It's a celebration by guys for guys, but apparently not everyone is on board with it. The "gentlemen" from Gentleman's Rant have just posted a video surrounding their concerns for the night. Yes, they all seem to be Williamsburg hipsters but they make some interesting, albeit whiny, Debbie Downer-ish points. Those wooden-framed square glasses lend a certain scholarly, empirical weight to their jabs. Check it out after the jump and let us know if you agree in the comments.
Every single day, I see some of the dumbest people and their videos. While it doesn't take a whole lot for me to laugh at someone once, that someone has to be a real jackass to keep my attention for longer than a week. For those trying to do this, I'll throw you a bone: freaking out and shoving a remote up your bum because your WoW account was suspended is a good start. Yeah I just revealed one of the idiots on our list, but trying to narrow down all the other 'tards to a concise 15 was pretty hard. Be glad you're not one of the 15 internet jackasses and reap the benefits of our hard labor after the jump!
Stephen (that kid who shoved a remote up his *ss) doesn't want to clean the kitchen after cooking. Naturally, his little brother starts filming the confrontation between Steve and his mother. Don't be afraid to press play on this one, and no he doesn't stick a pot or a pan up his butt... he throws them someplace much different. Child with real, serious problems after the jump!
Its just a matter of fact, people love to watch fight videos. Naturally, when I saw this video on the web I watched it - and was amazed. Listen, there are tons of fight videos that happen in McDonald's (we've actually done a great 'Best of' here) but when have you seen one where the customer gets their *ss handed to them by an employee? I won't say much more, but just know that things get pretty real towards the half-way point. Video after the jump!
Good news, but you should already know this: Season 2 of The Walking Dead premieres Sunday night at 9/8c on AMC. If you weren't one of the 5 million Americans already watching The Walking Dead, you're either not American, don't have cable or you were completely oblivious to the highest rated show on cable. If you were the last one, you are missing out on what could easily turn into the next Lost. Check out our list of reasons why you should download Season 1's episodes along with a highlight reel that includes every zombie death from the first go-round after the jump.
So I finally saw the Hangover II and yes, it sucked. Only when I saw this blooper reel did I really realize how funny the first one was. I love Ed Helms (see Cedar Rapids), but he wasn't enough to hold down the Bangkok sequel. Not that I thought he was a standup genius to begin with, but you also realize how unfunny Bradley Cooper is during Zach Galifianakis' rants. Anyways, watching these guys mesh is pretty amazing - the highlight is easily during the doctor's office scene when they're just straight up laughing at the old man about to die. Check out the video after the jump!
As the NBA lockout enters it’s third month, many NBA fans such as myself are coming to the realization that the whole season might be cancelled. In my opinion, the best post-season in any sport is the NBA Playoffs (I can hear the haters typing now). Without a real regular season, however, the playoffs won't mean as much. It also means that NBA fans won't have nearly as much to do during the cold, winter months. Don't worry though, I'm here for you. Below are five things you should be doing while your favorite athletes
relaxplay competitively in Europe.
Soaking Gummi Bears in Vodka is really nothing new, but I love the spin that Jimmy Kimmel put on it. The same writers who bring you 'unnecessary censorship' re-dubbed the old show Gummi Bears, this time making it seem like the cuddy bears are all sorts of trashed off of Russian water. A la GI Joe, more children's shows need to be re-dubbed into adult humor. I vote to leave the Smurfs untouched though, not because its a classic, but because the sooner people forget about those blue little sh*ts the better. Check out Jimmy's drunk bears after the jump!
What's good COED Nation!? Are you ready for some footba- oh right. Sorry, Hank Williams Jr. Well, how about some basketba- oh right. Sorry, NBA fans. Don't get too down, though folks because this edition of Songs of the Week is a real winner. Last week, you showed that you had an itch to 'Move Like Jagger,' but it's time to add a new king to the throne. This time we have songs by Aloe Blacc, Pretty Lights, Feist, Sleigh Bells, and James Blake - check out which ones made the cut and then vote for your favorite after the jump!
So while some of us might be disappointed that the new iPhone is actually a reworked iPhone 4, Apple surprised the world by announcing a new Steve Jobs 2. The Onion broke the news story, explaining that the new Steve will now have a white turtle neck, and a "richer, deeper voice." So typical of Apple, just adding some aesthetic changes to their products and trying to pass it off as 'new and improved.' Check out the breaking news after the jump!
A lot of you, including us, wondered just what the hell was up with "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time". The first season was pretty cool, but there weren't many updates about a second. Well, we've got good news - season 2 premieres October 5th. One of the funniest characters on the show is Gay Robot. Originally a comedy bit on Adam Sandler's fifth album, Shh...Don't Tell. For those not in the know, Gay Robot wasn't Born This Way, he had a wine cooler spilled on him, frying his circuit board. His repeated attempts to engage in homosexual acts are always denied or thwarted. So, we thought we'd help him out with our list of robots he should pursue. Check it out along with videos of Gay Robot in action after the jump.
Here is a video from CollegeCandy's new video series Kinky Conversations where a college guy and a college girl debate on sexy topics. This week they are tackling the question "What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done?" by asking their fellow students. So, what's the kinkiest thing YOU have ever done?
Yesterday we showed you Part 1 of FTW's How to Sneak In Booze, so it's only fair that we show you the second part. Sorry we didn't put this up fast enough for you to bring something to work, but it should help you with wherever you're going tonight. A little helpful tip though: with the Shawshank Consumption you should use a flask instead of one of those little airplane liquor bottles. Don't say I never tried to help you with a problem. Video after the jump!
I don't often open beers, but when I do, I use chainsaws and pledges' eye sockets. You might think that using lighters and other bottles of beer to crack open a cold one is the coolest trick in the book, but I've got news for you: that sh*t's played out. If you really want to be the life of a party, you'll take a page from our book and use these six instruments to help score big time brownie points after the jump!
Comedians often live a tragic life, it's the only job where you're judged purely on whether they make people happy or not. What if they're not funny? Do they think they're funny? In turn, these types of questions can take a serious toll on a person's body and state of mind, especially once you start taking the amounts of drugs that some of these comedians did. The 80s and 90s certainly seemed like a wild ride, it's just a shame these comedians couldn't hold on for a little longer. We'll miss them terribly. See our list after the jump.
Dude, we love The Dude and all things Big Lebowski. Last week, Lebowksi Fest visited Los Angeles. Each year, the movie with arguably the largest fan base (calm down Star Wars / Star Trek) visits different cities and encourages people to dress up as their favorite characters. I'm pretty sure they also drink tons of White Russians and smoke a lot of weed. Feel free to drop in to see what condition these Dudes condition was (were?) in after the jump!
DraftHouse Films is the force behind "The ABCs OF Death", a feature-length horror anthology film made up of 26 shorts directed by 26 different filmmakers. Each short's death-themed story corresponds to a different letter of the alphabet. For instance, A is for Asphyxiation, B is for Bullet, and so on. Twenty-five of the 26 letters have been assigned and produced. The 26th - and last - entry (the letter 'T') will go to the winner of DraftHouse Films' contest. We're asking you to vote for Jamie Landau's, "T is for Tranny". Watch the short and vote after the jump.
What do you do when you're a big nerd and want to carry geek culture with you at all times? Get a sleeve tattoo, of course. To really go the full mile though, you need to photograph each step in stop motion and then post the videos online. Well that's exactly what this guy's done, and the results are pretty incredible. Check out the first three segments of this guy's sleeve tat after the jump.
I know the concept of the Hitler reaction video series is old, but sometimes they're just spot on. Take this take on Hitler's discovery that Apple's releasing the iPhone 4s after months of buzz suggesting it would be the iPhone 5. It's all the Fuhrer ever wanted and instead he's stuck with the iPhone 4S. What is he supposed to do with that? No one cares that there's a new OS or improved camera or voice activated controls. Go Android, my man. Check out the furious Fuhrer's flip-out after the jump.
Last week, J. Cole's "Mr. Nice Watch" featuring Jay-Z CRUSHED the competition in our poll, snatching away 86% of the total vote. This week's edition features tracks from Radiohead, Tinie Tempah, One Republic, Maroon 5, and T-Pain - HOLLA ATCHA BOY! Check out the mega-gigawatts after the jump, son! (And don't forget to vote for your favorite joint in our poll at the bottom).
I'm all for sneaking booze into events. Entrepreneurs have capitalized on this and have flooded the market with items that allow you to conveniently waltz into a stadium with no less than a pint of alcohol on your person. There's a pouch you wear as a fanny pack under your jeans, a "beer belly" that makes you look fat, and a seat cushion / hemorrhoid pillow. Classic stuff. Then these guys from FTW (Mademan.com's Video Advice Team), come along and provide us with the most WTF bootlegging items ever. An orange? A watermelon? A f***ing loaf of bread? Yeah, dude, good luck trying to carry that sh*t into a stadium. Check out what I mean after the jump.
I can't tell you how many times I've been fooled by The Onion's headlines. We're not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they're BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass's head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with 'em. Though we don't have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real 'reels' of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America's Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.
I feel like Billy Madison on 'Nudie Magazine Day' today. Every month or so, TwistedNederland7 releases various compilations of WINS and FAILS and a few days ago, he released the best FAILS from last month. I see these videos like these all the time, and each time I become more and more impressed with the stupidity of some people (mostly eastern European). Do they really think that they're going to successfully grind a wooden pallet on their 12-year-old sister's bike? Well then don't let me stop you, because I know that I'll enjoy sharing that moment in a month or two. Check out the video after the jump!
I had the opportunity to see Drive the Tuesday after it came out in theaters and I have to be honest, I didn't know what to expect. I'd heard a lot of buzz about Gosling's performance but never did I imagine it'd be as balls-out as it was. I'm trying hard to not give away any spoilers but the f***ing elevator scene is straight up banana-pants. Anyway, in addition to digging the storyline and the characters, I immediately fell in lust with the soundtrack. It's like Chromeo times eleventy. So, we've decided to give it away (signed by Cliff Martinez) along with some Drive posters, driving gloves, book, key chain, car charger, and flash drive. Find out how to enter after the jump.
The AXE College Football Bucket List Tour rolls on, this time we bring you pics and vids from our trip to Madison, Wisconsin for a key Week 5 match-up between the Cornhuskers and Badgers. We didn't think things could get any better after Tempe, but turns out 'Sconnies can bring the heat even on a chilly October day. From crashing ESPN College GameDay, to hanging out with Turtle, to scarfing down thousands of pregame calories, to riding the short bus, Badger Nation proved they have the most vibrant college football culture (and passion for food) we have seen to date. Check out our full recap after the jump.
As week 4 of the NFL season comes to a close, we take a look at last night's turnover-heavy Jets-Ravens matchup, the Lions' and 49ers impressive comebacks against the Cowboys and Eagles, the controversial call which allowed the Giants to come back and snatch victory away from the Cards, the Vikings' tailspin, Tom Brady and Devin Hester's milestones, and a preview of Monday night's game between the Bucs and Colts. Check out all the insight and analysis after the jump.
Crazy girls: every guy's dated at least one. And if they're not still
being held hostagedating, the guy will tell you that the best move he ever made was breaking up with her. Sure, having crazy sex is fantastic but having to spend every other moon phase reading Tarot cards with your girlfriend can get to be too much. The girl in this video is 'Exhibit A' of a job-well-dumped. Yes, she looks amazing from a distance (and up close) but get to know her and some serious alarms should go off. "Let me go to a dog park, put peanut butter on myself, and have dogs lick me in a bikini" are not thoughts that go through a sane woman's head. Let us know how she compares with the battiest girl you've ever hooked up with in the comments section after the jump.
We’ve heard rumors for years of an Arrested Development movie, but today’s exciting news dwarfs the film…
These pictures are just flat out weird. I've never been crazy about the whole concept of taxidermy and frankly I can't imagine going through a dead animal's body is even remotely enjoyable. Remember that smell in biology class when you had to dissect the dead rat or whatever? Worst smell ever. Now imagine dealing with that on a daily basis and you've pretty much summed up the life of a taxidermist. I guess if it's your job, you might as well have fun with it - that might explain some of the wacky creatures in the gallery after the jump.
Helmet cams are great for filming all sorts of things, but I have to say that watching combat footage is easily the most entertaining. A soldier posted this montage video on his YouTube page and it's pretty awesome. Not only does he fire off a few missile rounds, grenade launchers, LMGs, and rifles, but he fights in a goddamn marijuana field. The only guy crazier than these soldiers is the guy on the bike. Check out the video after the jump!
Mason & Jason, the sheep twins are enjoying the comfort of Air New Zealand‘s economy Skycouch, a trio of thre…