The Throwable Panoramic Ball Camera is a thesis project of Berlin's Computer Graphics Group that was presented as an Emerging Technologies demonstration at the SIGGRAPH Asia 2011. It captures a full spherical panorama when thrown into the air. At the peak of its flight, which is determined using an accelerometer, a full panoramic image is captured by 36 mobile phone camera modules. Does this give you the right to steal 36 iPhones and tape them to a nerf ball? Yes. I just wish Kirk Cousins could've tossed this on his game-winning hail mary pass in the Michigan State - Wisconsin game last night.
Thanks to The Hunt in Far Hills, NJ, I was unable to see this game-winning hail mary toss that gave the Spartans a huge upset victory over the favored Badgers. Instead, I was busy trying to diffuse a potential fight between my buddy and an old, rich couple bragging about their Ferrari. As I mentioned in our weekly preview of the top games, this one would be a classic and the long heave from Kirk Cousins to Keith Nichol firmly cemented it as such. This leads me to ask would you rather A) own a Ferrari but have a troll for a wife or B) throw the game-winning hail mary pass or C) catch the game-winning hail mary pass? Watch the vid then vote in our poll after the jump.
Jared Freid is an up-and-coming stand up comedian who I know through a mutual friend that went to Penn State. Anyway, he decided to frat out at the New York Comic-Con, which went down last week (10/13 - 10/16). The place is teeming with nerds, dweebs, and geeks - the perfect setting for a bro-out blowout ex-bro-se... too much? Yeah, too much. We wouldn't mind spending a nice long Fraturday with the dude in the cat costume. Check out the laugh out lewd vid after the jump.
The Walking Dead began its second season Sunday night to monumental ratings. Nearly 7.3 million tuned in for the first showing and more than 2 million caught the 10:30 repeat. In the coveted 18-49-year-old demographic, "The Walking Dead" did better than anything else on Sunday night – other than the NFL. If you have no idea what we're talking about or are just too lazy to care, here's our list of reasons why you should download Season 1's episodes. If that doesn't work, we also have a highlight reel that includes every zombie death from the first go-round. Check 'em out after the jump.
Every so often, I'll come across an emotional video that really makes me feel something, deep inside my soul. This is not one of those. Brazilian Italo Romano apparently had his legs surgically removed by a train, and has since learned how to sit on a skateboard and flip it with his hands. I mean, c'mon. Next you're going to tell me that this guy got sponsored by a shoe company like DC... Wait, really? Video after the jump!
Now that the NBA's Nazi Commissioner David Stern has officially cancelled the first two weeks of the NBA season, all we can do now is pray that a season actually starts. The L and the players did just have 16 hour talks yesterday, so it's nice to know that they're at least making it seem like they give a f*ck. I'd be happy with a shorter season anyway because it's the playoffs that really matter. Even if the season doesn't happen, at least we have NBA 2k12 to fill the void. I'm sure that a few NBA teams are actually happy about the lockout - there are a bunch that actually benefit from a shorter regular season. Check out who those teams are after the jump.
I'm not sure what it is about zombies, but I can't get enough. Whether it's zombies on Black Ops, zombies in the Walking Undead, or zombies in World War Z, I'm sold. What makes the teaser above so awesome is that if you like what you see, you can vote to its creators produce a pilot. SneakyZebra (the filmmaking team behind this masterpiece) has been featured on CBS, TechCrunch and now they're trying to get on the big screen. Watch, then vote. Easier than your mother after her Sunday evening cocktail. Snap. Check it out after the jump.
Back in mid-August, we told you about Mena Suvari beckoning you to collect keys on Facebook for the chance to...
It's awesome HD videos like this that make me feel like a POS for not being able to ride a bike well. Yes, I grew up in NYC and didn't need to ride as much as 'Suburban Sam', but when I see this guy Jeremy VanSchoonhoven bunny hop his way up a ten foot rock I feel completely incompetent. Apparently, Jeremy was a finalist on America's Got Talent but he lost to a homeless singer. I know, I know... Homeless people ruin everything. Anyway, the guy who shot this video (DevinSuperTramp) apparently also filmed the super awesome bro slip'n'slide. Check out the Dyrdek-less ridiculousness after the jump.
Attention New York City! We've teamed up with Malibu Black to kick off Halloween weekend with a super exclusive costume party extravaganza hosted by Esquire's Sexiest Women Alive, Katrina Bowden. The “Skater Zombies and Surfer Chicks" themed soiree will feature THE signature drink of Halloween alongside DJ Skribble and celebrity guests. If that's not enough, an exclusive, surprise musical performance will close out the night. We're giving away ten (10) VIP tickets to the party to five (5) COED readers. Find out how to enter after the jump.
About a month ago, COED was invited to play a preview version of NBA 2K12. At the time, we were really impressed by the new Legends feature, the presentation, and the gameplay. However, that was an almost-finished build. Now that it's been released for sale, we finally had a chance to take it home and give it a full-court review. Check out how NBA 2K12 matches up against the competition plus find out how to enter our giveaway to win the game after the jump!
The Yankees have played in 16 of the last 17 postseasons; a feat 29 other fan bases would kill for. Except Yankee fans aren’t satisfied. Success isn’t defined by making it to October, it’s defined by World Series rings. And one World Series title in the last decade just isn’t going to cut it. The problem is, there are five main obstacles that they need to overcome to get number 28. "Tri-State Sports Guys" co-host, Mike DePalma, breaks it down after the jump.
Guns are amazing. Granted, I don't own one because I don't trust myself not to get drunk and do something stupid (read: Jason Williams) but that's a choice I make. Idiots like this should be able to make the choice to buy whatever guns they want. They should also be able to choose to look down the barrel when the last shell that they loaded doesn't fire. You get one guess as to what happens next. Check out the video after the jump!
If you needed a phrase to describe week 6 of the 2011 NFL season, that phrase would be, “Everything new is old again”. The Ravens won with defense, the Raiders won with speed, and sexy Rexy threw four picks. After Sunday night, 29 of the 30 NFL teams had at least one loss on their records. The only undefeated team? The Green Bay Packers. Like I said, “Everything new is old again.” Check out the top stories, pics, highlights, lowlights, and a preview of tonight's game between the Jets and Dolphins after the jump.
I love Halloween. It's one of best holidays for hooking up and you get to see a lot of chicks in slutty costumes. It's a celebration by guys for guys, but apparently not everyone is on board with it. The "gentlemen" from Gentleman's Rant have just posted a video surrounding their concerns for the night. Yes, they all seem to be Williamsburg hipsters but they make some interesting, albeit whiny, Debbie Downer-ish points. Those wooden-framed square glasses lend a certain scholarly, empirical weight to their jabs. Check it out after the jump and let us know if you agree in the comments.
Every single day, I see some of the dumbest people and their videos. While it doesn't take a whole lot for me to laugh at someone once, that someone has to be a real jackass to keep my attention for longer than a week. For those trying to do this, I'll throw you a bone: freaking out and shoving a remote up your bum because your WoW account was suspended is a good start. Yeah I just revealed one of the idiots on our list, but trying to narrow down all the other 'tards to a concise 15 was pretty hard. Be glad you're not one of the 15 internet jackasses and reap the benefits of our hard labor after the jump!
Stephen (that kid who shoved a remote up his *ss) doesn't want to clean the kitchen after cooking. Naturally, his little brother starts filming the confrontation between Steve and his mother. Don't be afraid to press play on this one, and no he doesn't stick a pot or a pan up his butt... he throws them someplace much different. Child with real, serious problems after the jump!
Its just a matter of fact, people love to watch fight videos. Naturally, when I saw this video on the web I watched it - and was amazed. Listen, there are tons of fight videos that happen in McDonald's (we've actually done a great 'Best of' here) but when have you seen one where the customer gets their *ss handed to them by an employee? I won't say much more, but just know that things get pretty real towards the half-way point. Video after the jump!
Good news, but you should already know this: Season 2 of The Walking Dead premieres Sunday night at 9/8c on AMC. If you weren't one of the 5 million Americans already watching The Walking Dead, you're either not American, don't have cable or you were completely oblivious to the highest rated show on cable. If you were the last one, you are missing out on what could easily turn into the next Lost. Check out our list of reasons why you should download Season 1's episodes along with a highlight reel that includes every zombie death from the first go-round after the jump.
So I finally saw the Hangover II and yes, it sucked. Only when I saw this blooper reel did I really realize how funny the first one was. I love Ed Helms (see Cedar Rapids), but he wasn't enough to hold down the Bangkok sequel. Not that I thought he was a standup genius to begin with, but you also realize how unfunny Bradley Cooper is during Zach Galifianakis' rants. Anyways, watching these guys mesh is pretty amazing - the highlight is easily during the doctor's office scene when they're just straight up laughing at the old man about to die. Check out the video after the jump!
As the NBA lockout enters it’s third month, many NBA fans such as myself are coming to the realization that the whole season might be cancelled. In my opinion, the best post-season in any sport is the NBA Playoffs (I can hear the haters typing now). Without a real regular season, however, the playoffs won't mean as much. It also means that NBA fans won't have nearly as much to do during the cold, winter months. Don't worry though, I'm here for you. Below are five things you should be doing while your favorite athletes
relax play competitively in Europe.
Soaking Gummi Bears in Vodka is really nothing new, but I love the spin that Jimmy Kimmel put on it. The same writers who bring you 'unnecessary censorship' re-dubbed the old show Gummi Bears, this time making it seem like the cuddy bears are all sorts of trashed off of Russian water. A la GI Joe, more children's shows need to be re-dubbed into adult humor. I vote to leave the Smurfs untouched though, not because its a classic, but because the sooner people forget about those blue little sh*ts the better. Check out Jimmy's drunk bears after the jump!
What's good COED Nation!? Are you ready for some footba- oh right. Sorry, Hank Williams Jr. Well, how about some basketba- oh right. Sorry, NBA fans. Don't get too down, though folks because this edition of Songs of the Week is a real winner. Last week, you showed that you had an itch to 'Move Like Jagger,' but it's time to add a new king to the throne. This time we have songs by Aloe Blacc, Pretty Lights, Feist, Sleigh Bells, and James Blake - check out which ones made the cut and then vote for your favorite after the jump!
So while some of us might be disappointed that the new iPhone is actually a reworked iPhone 4, Apple surprised the world by announcing a new Steve Jobs 2. The Onion broke the news story, explaining that the new Steve will now have a white turtle neck, and a "richer, deeper voice." So typical of Apple, just adding some aesthetic changes to their products and trying to pass it off as 'new and improved.' Check out the breaking news after the jump!
A lot of you, including us, wondered just what the hell was up with "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time". The first season was pretty cool, but there weren't many updates about a second. Well, we've got good news - season 2 premieres October 5th. One of the funniest characters on the show is Gay Robot. Originally a comedy bit on Adam Sandler's fifth album, Shh...Don't Tell. For those not in the know, Gay Robot wasn't Born This Way, he had a wine cooler spilled on him, frying his circuit board. His repeated attempts to engage in homosexual acts are always denied or thwarted. So, we thought we'd help him out with our list of robots he should pursue. Check it out along with videos of Gay Robot in action after the jump.
Here is a video from CollegeCandy's new video series Kinky Conversations where a college guy and a college girl debate on sexy topics. This week they are tackling the question "What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done?" by asking their fellow students. So, what's the kinkiest thing YOU have ever done?
Yesterday we showed you Part 1 of FTW's How to Sneak In Booze, so it's only fair that we show you the second part. Sorry we didn't put this up fast enough for you to bring something to work, but it should help you with wherever you're going tonight. A little helpful tip though: with the Shawshank Consumption you should use a flask instead of one of those little airplane liquor bottles. Don't say I never tried to help you with a problem. Video after the jump!
I don't often open beers, but when I do, I use chainsaws and pledges' eye sockets. You might think that using lighters and other bottles of beer to crack open a cold one is the coolest trick in the book, but I've got news for you: that sh*t's played out. If you really want to be the life of a party, you'll take a page from our book and use these six instruments to help score big time brownie points after the jump!
Comedians often live a tragic life, it's the only job where you're judged purely on whether they make people happy or not. What if they're not funny? Do they think they're funny? In turn, these types of questions can take a serious toll on a person's body and state of mind, especially once you start taking the amounts of drugs that some of these comedians did. The 80s and 90s certainly seemed like a wild ride, it's just a shame these comedians couldn't hold on for a little longer. We'll miss them terribly. See our list after the jump.
Dude, we love The Dude and all things Big Lebowski. Last week, Lebowksi Fest visited Los Angeles. Each year, the movie with arguably the largest fan base (calm down Star Wars / Star Trek) visits different cities and encourages people to dress up as their favorite characters. I'm pretty sure they also drink tons of White Russians and smoke a lot of weed. Feel free to drop in to see what condition these Dudes condition was (were?) in after the jump!
DraftHouse Films is the force behind "The ABCs OF Death", a feature-length horror anthology film made up of 26 shorts directed by 26 different filmmakers. Each short's death-themed story corresponds to a different letter of the alphabet. For instance, A is for Asphyxiation, B is for Bullet, and so on. Twenty-five of the 26 letters have been assigned and produced. The 26th - and last - entry (the letter 'T') will go to the winner of DraftHouse Films' contest. We're asking you to vote for Jamie Landau's, "T is for Tranny". Watch the short and vote after the jump.
What do you do when you're a big nerd and want to carry geek culture with you at all times? Get a sleeve tattoo, of course. To really go the full mile though, you need to photograph each step in stop motion and then post the videos online. Well that's exactly what this guy's done, and the results are pretty incredible. Check out the first three segments of this guy's sleeve tat after the jump.
I know the concept of the Hitler reaction video series is old, but sometimes they're just spot on. Take this take on Hitler's discovery that Apple's releasing the iPhone 4s after months of buzz suggesting it would be the iPhone 5. It's all the Fuhrer ever wanted and instead he's stuck with the iPhone 4S. What is he supposed to do with that? No one cares that there's a new OS or improved camera or voice activated controls. Go Android, my man. Check out the furious Fuhrer's flip-out after the jump.
Last week, J. Cole's "Mr. Nice Watch" featuring Jay-Z CRUSHED the competition in our poll, snatching away 86% of the total vote. This week's edition features tracks from Radiohead, Tinie Tempah, One Republic, Maroon 5, and T-Pain - HOLLA ATCHA BOY! Check out the mega-gigawatts after the jump, son! (And don't forget to vote for your favorite joint in our poll at the bottom).
I'm all for sneaking booze into events. Entrepreneurs have capitalized on this and have flooded the market with items that allow you to conveniently waltz into a stadium with no less than a pint of alcohol on your person. There's a pouch you wear as a fanny pack under your jeans, a "beer belly" that makes you look fat, and a seat cushion / hemorrhoid pillow. Classic stuff. Then these guys from FTW (Mademan.com's Video Advice Team), come along and provide us with the most WTF bootlegging items ever. An orange? A watermelon? A f***ing loaf of bread? Yeah, dude, good luck trying to carry that sh*t into a stadium. Check out what I mean after the jump.
I can't tell you how many times I've been fooled by The Onion's headlines. We're not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they're BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass's head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with 'em. Though we don't have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real 'reels' of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America's Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.
I feel like Billy Madison on 'Nudie Magazine Day' today. Every month or so, TwistedNederland7 releases various compilations of WINS and FAILS and a few days ago, he released the best FAILS from last month. I see these videos like these all the time, and each time I become more and more impressed with the stupidity of some people (mostly eastern European). Do they really think that they're going to successfully grind a wooden pallet on their 12-year-old sister's bike? Well then don't let me stop you, because I know that I'll enjoy sharing that moment in a month or two. Check out the video after the jump!
I had the opportunity to see Drive the Tuesday after it came out in theaters and I have to be honest, I didn't know what to expect. I'd heard a lot of buzz about Gosling's performance but never did I imagine it'd be as balls-out as it was. I'm trying hard to not give away any spoilers but the f***ing elevator scene is straight up banana-pants. Anyway, in addition to digging the storyline and the characters, I immediately fell in lust with the soundtrack. It's like Chromeo times eleventy. So, we've decided to give it away (signed by Cliff Martinez) along with some Drive posters, driving gloves, book, key chain, car charger, and flash drive. Find out how to enter after the jump.
The AXE College Football Bucket List Tour rolls on, this time we bring you pics and vids from our trip to Madison, Wisconsin for a key Week 5 match-up between the Cornhuskers and Badgers. We didn't think things could get any better after Tempe, but turns out 'Sconnies can bring the heat even on a chilly October day. From crashing ESPN College GameDay, to hanging out with Turtle, to scarfing down thousands of pregame calories, to riding the short bus, Badger Nation proved they have the most vibrant college football culture (and passion for food) we have seen to date. Check out our full recap after the jump.
As week 4 of the NFL season comes to a close, we take a look at last night's turnover-heavy Jets-Ravens matchup, the Lions' and 49ers impressive comebacks against the Cowboys and Eagles, the controversial call which allowed the Giants to come back and snatch victory away from the Cards, the Vikings' tailspin, Tom Brady and Devin Hester's milestones, and a preview of Monday night's game between the Bucs and Colts. Check out all the insight and analysis after the jump.
Crazy girls: every guy's dated at least one. And if they're not still
being held hostage dating, the guy will tell you that the best move he ever made was breaking up with her. Sure, having crazy sex is fantastic but having to spend every other moon phase reading Tarot cards with your girlfriend can get to be too much. The girl in this video is 'Exhibit A' of a job-well-dumped. Yes, she looks amazing from a distance (and up close) but get to know her and some serious alarms should go off. "Let me go to a dog park, put peanut butter on myself, and have dogs lick me in a bikini" are not thoughts that go through a sane woman's head. Let us know how she compares with the battiest girl you've ever hooked up with in the comments section after the jump.
We’ve heard rumors for years of an Arrested Development movie, but today’s exciting news dwarfs the film version by grand...
These pictures are just flat out weird. I've never been crazy about the whole concept of taxidermy and frankly I can't imagine going through a dead animal's body is even remotely enjoyable. Remember that smell in biology class when you had to dissect the dead rat or whatever? Worst smell ever. Now imagine dealing with that on a daily basis and you've pretty much summed up the life of a taxidermist. I guess if it's your job, you might as well have fun with it - that might explain some of the wacky creatures in the gallery after the jump.
Helmet cams are great for filming all sorts of things, but I have to say that watching combat footage is easily the most entertaining. A soldier posted this montage video on his YouTube page and it's pretty awesome. Not only does he fire off a few missile rounds, grenade launchers, LMGs, and rifles, but he fights in a goddamn marijuana field. The only guy crazier than these soldiers is the guy on the bike. Check out the video after the jump!
Mason & Jason, the sheep twins are enjoying the comfort of Air New Zealand‘s economy Skycouch, a trio of three...
I'm not sure who's to blame for the comedy group Rigor Tortoise's explosion on the internet last week, but I'm certainly not complaining. One of my favorite videos by them is their tribute to a close friend, a friend that they can trust, a friend that isn't Charlie Sheen. We've got no beef with Charlie, but he's shown that he can
do a Columbian boatload of drugs take a joke or two. That kind of skill is important, because he gets a real whooping in this song. Check it out above.
Man, I love the United States. Today it was announced that Anwar al-Awlaki, the American-born cleric who has been called the religious voice of Al-Qaeda, caught a missile in the face and subsequently died. Yeehaw! In other red-white-and-blue news, GQ released the hottest video of American-born Brooklyn Decker yesterday. Anwar couldn't be reached for comment on the video, as his head literally turned to mist, but I'm sure he would be none-too-pleased to see that Brooklyn isn't wearing a bra. Take 3:19 of your morning to celebrate one of the many great reasons that haters try targeting the US after the jump.
Empire of the Sun took control of your music world last week with their song "Walking on a Dream." This week's Songs of the Week features tracks from Radical Face, St. Vincent, Foster the People, J. Cole, and Mayer Hawthorne. Check out which joints made the cut and DON'T FORGET TO VOTE for your favorite after the jump!
There's been a lot of chatter about the new or altered college football uniforms from Nike and Under Armour. Well, back in November of last year, the NFL announced Nike would design new uni's for the 2012 season. The internet was flooded with prototype designs, NONE of which were real. Some were just straight up outlandish. But there will still some cool concepts. So, we decided to take a look at the teams who need to update their uni's in a big way. Maybe they could take a cue from the concepts? Check out our list then scope our gallery of user-generated Nike Pro Combat Uniforms and let us know which ones you like in the comments section after the jump.
So this is why I see so many f*cking kids at dubstep and electronic music shows: kids are eating ecstasy for breakfast. C'mon kids, you have to at least have something in your stomach before you go munching on a whole bowl of rolls and womp your training bra off with dancing bears. When I was a kid, my mom used to make me drink soy milk and corn flakes before sending me off to school - this girl just gets right into the real breakfast of champions without a second thought. Maybe we should start giving kids rolls at a young age. It's obviously not affecting her imagination (she's dancing with stuffed bears wearing karate belts). Check out the girl with serious holes in her brain after the jump!
A couple weeks ago, I stumbled across a video produced by a group called, "Bad Lip Reading" that featured Rick Perry spewing absolute nonsense. I was about to post it when I saw this wasn't the only effort from the BLR crew, they have 10 others, all music videos. The premise is simple - they dub over existing video with their own (hilariously wtf) audio to sync up with the subject's lips. Check out Rick Perry's lip dub along with "remixes" from Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Wiz Khalifa, the Black Eyed Peas, and Michael Buble after the jump.
In case you hadn't heard, Nirvana is having their 20th anniversary celebration of Nevermind. On top of getting the original cover baby back into the pool, footage from the band's 1991 show at the Paramount is on YouTube for a limited amount of time. Considering that there's no band right now that can even hold a candle to these guys, you're definitely going to want to relive the greatness in all of its free glory after the jump.
September 27th is Crush a Can Day. I can't believe another whole year went by since last Crush a Can Day. I remember it like it was yesterday. Fourteen attempts, a misshapen skull, 0 crushed cans and an ER visit to cap off a truly epic day of fail. Anyway, there's more than 1 way to get your crush on as demonstrated in our video playlist below. Check 'em out then submit other entries in the comments section after the jump.
There's so much sh*t that happens in the world, it's tough to keep an eye on everything that's been recorded. That's why we people like TwistedNederland7 exist: he pulls together awesome compilations of the best (WINS) and worst (FAILS) videos. We showed you his August FAIL videos last month, and now we bring you double the fun with two months of WINS. There's a lot of near misses and people actually enjoying the flooding that occurred because of Irene. Check out WINNING after the jump.
It should come as no surprise that a video filmed in Las Vegas at an Avicii party has a bunch of hot girls - especially when its a F**k Me I'm Famous Pool Party. Does this make me miss summer? Yes. Am I going to an Avicii show tonight? Yes. Is the show in Trenton which means I'll be leaving the show with multiple stab wounds? Yes. These are the sacrifices we make to rave. I just wish there were going to be chicks like the ones in this video at this show tonight, instead of 16 year-olds with non-fake t*ts. Reality hits you hard, bro. Check out the party after the jump!
What if your iPad falls off your desk? Worse yet, how 'bout if it dives face first onto a concrete floor? As if one of those nifty looking cases offer any real protection. If a case is supposed to protect, it’s got to do more than just be a pretty looking wrapper.G-Form says they have you covered. Their Extreme Sleeve doesn’t look like it’s out to win any bullsh*t awards either. The company has a video [see below] that shows them dropping a bowling ball on the sleeve with an iPad inside. Check out their demonstration and a little experiment of our own after the jump!
We know what you're thinkin'... UTAH!?! The state that had one of its colleges kick a kid off the team for having sex? The state that's skewered in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's "Book of Mormon". The state that only serves beer with an alcohol by volume ("ABV") of 3.2% or less? Yup. Turns out Utahans... are sick and tired of the Beehive State's uptight laws so they decided to show some skin with their very own Undie Run on Saturday, 9/24. As you can see from our numerous Undie Run stories, we fully support this movement. Check 'em out in the gallery and video after the jump.
A lot of people think auto-tune has gone the way of planking but AutoTuneTheNews, the dudes who made Antoine Dodson (who just got arrested for being loud) rich, are back with another certified banger. "Reality Hits You Hard, Bro" comes from a news segment featuring car accident survivor George Lindell wearing a Rayden hat as he relays what happened to him (which we posted on 9/17). Dude gets super animated in a Michael Bay kinda way by mimicking explosions and doling out sound effects like an Imagination Machine. I've got a feeling you'll see "Reality Hits You Hard, Bro" poppin' up on t-shirts and ESPN GameDay signs in no time. Check it out after the jump.
This past weekend was the premiere episode of Saturday Night Live's 37th season. Alec Baldwin was the host (for the eleventieth time) and integral part of yet another round of hilarious "never before seen" screen test auditions. This time, it was for the 25th anniversary of Top Gun. These always seem to do so well, it's amazing they haven't done more. Take a look at this past weekend's clips along with the other classics then let us know which movie you think they should do next in the comments section after the jump.
Our new contributor Ben Oberlin recaps this past week's NFL games with highlights, headlines, factoids, and revelations in addition to providing analysis and predictions for Monday night's contest. This week, Ben's got some interesting insight into the Bills and Lions surprising starts, Torrey Smith's record-setting day, Kevin Walter's incredible catch, and what the Skins need to pull out a W against the Cowboys on MNF. Check out the first edition of our "Upon Further Review" after the jump.
I happen to love when people find the best awful movies that no one's ever heard of and then re-dub the audio with random hilarious songs. That's exactly what ThePossumPosse has done with the older movie Buffalo Rider. His bluegrass storytelling really captures the long flow that this Buffalo Bro embodies, saving orphan babies from the grass and punching cougars in the face. This sh*t easily gets the Ned stamp of approval. Check it out after the jump.
The internet is good for so many things: interesting articles on Gary Busey GIFs and... porn. Yeah, a lot of the internet is taken up by porn but so what? People are into all sorts of stuff - that's what makes the world so interesting. Take for example, Mr. Hands. Allegedly, there was a man who was a high ranking official at Boeing. He moonlit as a man who went by the name 'Mr. Hands.' Mr. Hands really enjoying being mounted by horses and posting those videos online. In his most famous and final video, Mr. Hands had his colon pierced by a horse and died. The video is around the internet somewhere. If you've got the balls to watch that, you have the cajones to check out our list after the jump.
Whenever you complain about being hungover or think that your headache is bad, think of this bald kung-fu ninja who trains tirelessly to jump up steps with his head. I'm not sure what kind of discipline he studies, but in terms of pointlessness it rivals the ninjas who practice eating molten lead. I'm serious, that actually exists. Anyways, in this video the kid sets the record for most steps jumped up with your head. I feel like this record might stand for awhile. Check out the video after the jump!
Apparently, this video was filmed after six hours of pole-dancing workshops at UP DANCE Studio. The two women, Ooana Kivela (winner of one Pole World Cup) and Grazzy Brugner (Miss Pole Dance Brazil World) are pretty good at
dry humping a pole eight feet high what they do. I'm not going to lie, one of them is much better looking than the other but you have to watch to find out which one I'm talking about. If you have a special lady friend, you really should consider buying her some lessons in this very special art form - just sayin'. Watch the video after the jump!
The internet is a series of tubes. It's also a playground. A religion. It's Al Gore's baby. Without it, I'd be unemployed. Safe to say, the internet saved my life. Today, September 22nd, is OneWebDay, a day in which we celebrate the internet. We couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the internet than with a photo gallery of frickin' hilarious "The Internet" pics, memes, and demotivational posters along with a bunch of videos. Check 'em out after the jump.
EMI Music is releasing "Why Pink Floyd?", a comprehensive smorgasbord of unreleased music from the archives, collectors’ box sets and complete studio recordings remastered. To celebrate we're giving away two (2) Dark Side of the Moon 2-CD sets (which contain a digitally remastered version by James Guthrie and a previously unreleased live performance at Wembley Stadium in 1974), two (2) Why Pink Floyd? posters & two (2) Why Pink Floyd? t-shirts. Find out how to enter after the jump.
COED was able to catch up with Sebastian [no longer SebastiAn] at Electric Zoo a few weeks ago. After seeing his DJ set, packed with his awesome sound and tracks from his new album Total, I was more than a little surprised. As he was rocking one of the better sets that weekend, he simultaneously showed some pretty depressing footage from films and the news. I wanted to learn more about how he came up with the idea of getting a bunch of ravers to cut the rug to war footage and dictatorial threats. Check out our exclusive interview with the French legend after the jump!
If this guy didn't sound like an evil German doctor, I would swear that I'm listening to an old Jerry Seinfeld bit. He goes off on the fact that the Daddy Long Legs spider is the most absurd insect in the whole field of entomology. "Do you even have a thorax or maybe an abdomen?" "It is like a Q-Tip head." This guy could do a bit on just about anything and it would be funny because of his creepy accent. "What is this with Daddy Long Legs?" is the new hotness. Check out the video you'll be replaying for the next hour after the jump.
A few weeks back, our brother site Busted Coverage posted smoking hot pics of Playboy's Miss January 2010 Jaime Edmondson in Cam Newton's game worn BCS championship pants. Whichever dude ends up with this chick will end up with a Joker-like sh*t-eating grin for the rest of his life and on into the afterlife. I can't see how she hasn't been scooped up yet. She's got a permanent get out of jail free card. Just try to say "No" to her. You're behind a computer screen and you can't do it. Anyway, check out behind the scenes footage from her photo shoot (the first 2 seconds are worth it alone) after the jump.
Last week, Beyonce's "Love on Top" topped Florence + The Machine's Hurricane and The Game's Nation. This week's edition of SOTW features tracks from artists who played this year’s Austin City Limits (ACL) festival - Coldplay, Empire of the Sun, Cults, Fitz and the Tantrums, and Young the Giant. Take a listen then vote for your favorite in our poll after the jump.
If you know me, you know I'm not a huge fan of dance movies or TV shows. You Got Served, Step Up, Honey, Save The Last Dance, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Best Dance Crew - the list is way too long. When they're releasing dance movies in 3D, you know sh*t's done jumped Jaws. But, even with the over-saturation of dance material on every outlet imaginable, this highlight reel from a B-Boy competition held in Heerlen, Holland called "The Notorious Ibe" is pretty awesome. My only question is: where are their wooden shoes and how come the Beaver Boys didn't make the cut?
By now, you've probably heard about the Mayweather vs. Ortiz fight that happened over the weekend. Some of you might have caught the roast of Charlie Sheen last night where Mike Tyson railed on the Charlie (not 'railed charlie', that's another story). Some of his jokes hit hard, but certainly weren't as jarring as, say, his knockout punch against Frank Bruno. Since today (September 20th) is National Punch Day, we thought we'd show you some of the most devastating punches ever caught on camera. Check out the gallery and videos after the jump.
Playboy's Miss January 2010 (and COED favorite) Jaime Edmondson and Miss July 2002 Lauren Anderson decided to pay a surprise visit to WGN Morning News fill-in weather dude Jim Ramsey this morning and I gotta say, there might not be a better way to deliver a sh*tty forecast then with "green screen" playboy bunny costumes. You definitely wouldn't forget your umbrella. Check out the video after the jump.
Back in early April, we told you that Workaholics is the funniest show on TV. That was before the first season even aired. Now, it seems every broham and his brother are quoting it. Adam, Anders, and Blake are professional time-killers whose telemarketing skills are unparalleled. With the second season set to premiere on September 20th, we thought we'd take a look at some guys working hard on shaming dudes who've played too hard with our photo gallery of drunken shamings. Check it out along with a sneak peek of Season 2 after the jump.
I'm a super huge Giants fan but last night's win was ugly in every possible way. If it weren't for the Rams' ineptitude, the G-men would be 0-2. Even when the Giants had things go right for them, it ended up making them look bad. Hixon's acrobatic catch for the score before half? Hurt himself. Bradford throws a lateral that Cadillac can't handle, Michael Boley scoops it up and runs for the score then... he tries to fire the ball against the wall and ends up CRUSHING a Giants employee in the face. It's gonna be a loooooooooong season. Check out the cringeworthy clip after the jump.
If you haven't heard yet, Yanks closer Mariano Rivera notched his record-setting 602nd career save today as he closed out a 6-4 victory over the Minnesota Twins. We were there to capture the final historic out at Yankee Stadium. Check it out after the jump.
We thought it would be hard to beat last weekend's Notre Dame vs. Michigan game at The Big House, but then we found ourselves at the Oklahoma-FSU game in Tallahassee for one of the best tailgate experiences we've seen to date. Leading up to the game, Quinn the AXE mannequin hit up ESPN College GameDay, met a few Doak Show Smoke Shows, second string Stergers, and crossed off more incredible AXE College Football Bucket List items. Check out pics and vids from the day after the jump.
If you're a kid, of course you're gonna be interested in a snowman on the boardwalk of the Jersey Shore. Maybe if you were dropped as a child, you might think that it's real. As an adult, though, you need to be more aware that something's amiss. I'm not saying you need to possess a ninja-like "I-can-hear-someone's-heart-beating-inside-the-costume" awareness. Maybe we just start with something simple like it's warm outside - that snowman probably isn't real. Watch as this pony-tailed father protects his son from the very-real threat of a snowman after the jump.
I had two choices of videos to post this morning, but I had to go with Floyd Mayweather giving Larry Merchant a serious talking to. He's just making some seriously entertaining stuff for HBO. First he does the 24/7 show in which he recreates a scene from The Fighter, then he KO's Ortiz with the dirtiest punch since I used NO Xplode to make jungle juice, and finally wraps it up with a post-fight interview that ends up with Larry Merchant nearly losing it on live TV. This interview keeps making me think about Pedro and Don Zimmer. Check out reason #32,156 that boxing is on its way out after the jump!
I was searching through the internet today looking for a video to post and BAM! this interview just hit me in the face. I mean, throughout the whole thing I was just glued to my seat. How could I not be? This guy is not only high as balls, but he loves making sound effects. The only person who could give me a better blow-by-blow description is that cop from Police Academy, doing legit sound effects and sh*t. Check out the video after the jump!