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May 20, 2011

Dynamite vs. Bonaparte: Napoleon Rap Battle [VIDEO]

Napoleon's have got it tough. No one really cool has had the name Napoleon and I can't think of an original nickname for it either. That means you're about to watch a crazy rap battle between the two most famous Napoleons ever. Check it out after the jump!

May 19, 2011

Kelli Hutcherson Is A Striking Force To Be Reckoned With [VIDEO, PICS]

Kelli Hutcherson is solidifying her position as Vice Queen of the internet behind Kate Upton. This girl is pure smoke. You probably saw her on Maxim's Hot 100 list a few weeks back but before she was featured on Maxim she was on our list of 26 Most Beautiful MMA Ring Girls in November. Well, today she's featured on Barstool Sports, their story really is the ultimate tribute - a kick-ass collection of photos and videos. Check 'em out after the jump!

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May 19, 2011

The 24 Most Underrated Stand Up Comedians [VIDEOS, POLL]

The best comedians aren't necessarily the ones that get all the movie roles, have sold out comedy tours or guest star on the most popular television shows. In fact, some of the best comedians have been touring the minor circuit: comedy clubs and colleges, perfecting their craft for decades. Unfortunately, for one reason or another, they just haven't been able to get that one big break. Sure, some of them may have their own hour-long stand-up specials, and have appeared all over Comedy Central, but you're not going to see one of these guys starring in a hit movie any time soon. COED's giving credit where credit is due in our list of the 24 most underrated comedians. See the list and vote for your favorite after the jump!

May 19, 2011

10 Most Misleading Movie Trailers Of All-Time [VIDEOS, POLL]

What the hell was that about? Have you ever felt this way after watching a movie trailer? Has a movie trailer fooled you into believing that the film you are going to see is heading in a different direction? This happens all the time in Hollywood and you can thank the marketing behind such films. Although some movie trailers mislead you, there are only a few that have done this on an epic level. This movie trailers sold me on the film but left me wishing I never wasted my money. Check 'em out after the jump!

May 19, 2011

Dr. Dre is a Pimp as a Kid on TV [VIDEO]

Dr. Dre goes on some show as a little kid and is asked some questions. I was unaware that a kid could keep so cool on national television and give some pimp answers. Then again, I didn't know Dr. Dre was ever a child. I just automatically assumed that Dre came out of his mother wearing an Oakland Raiders hat smoking a blunt. Shame on me. Watch this video to hear Dr. Dre talk about how good he looks and how many b*tches he's got after the jump.

May 18, 2011

Manny Pacquiao Knocks Out Daniel Tosh [VIDEO]

So, if you didn't catch the season premiere of Tosh.0 last night, you missed Tosh catching a Pacquiao punch to the face. Manny most liked used less than 50% of his total strength, and Tosh was already shying away from the hit when it happened, so, we're not 100% impressed but at the same time, props to Daniel for not messin' hisself. Even Mayweather takes a shot at the end. Check it out after the jump!

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May 18, 2011

Cam’Ron’s Down & Out, Naked Dream Punching, Hold On To My Morning Jacket [SONGS OF THE WEEK]

TV On the Radio's "Will Do" was your favorite song last week, earning 60% of the total vote. With only 2 more weeks left until Memorial Day Weekend, this week's featured songs will definitely get you in the summer spirit. We have tracks from My Morning Jacket, Glen Hansard, Frank Ocean (no relation to Billy), The Naked and the Famous, and ... Cam'Ron? You bet! Check out which songs made the list and vote for your favorite in our poll at the bottom of the post after the jump!

10 Tips From Professional “Wing Girl” Marni Kinrys [VIDEOS]

Sometimes the best relationship advice a guy can get comes straight from a woman. Although a hard pill to swallow, it seems they often know more about us than we do; particularly what men do right and wrong in the area of dating. Taking into account many of the traits involved in meeting women (ego, standards, confidence, insecurity, and the dreaded pick up lines), professional ‘wing girl’ Marni Kinrys shared with COED a top ten list of critical points guys need to address in themselves and out on the relationship playing field. Check out her tips after the jump!

May 18, 2011

How To Make An Action Movie Dudes Will Love [VIDEOS]

We all love action movies, especially when the big screen is filled with huge explosions and people being blown to smithereens. You’d think with all the action movies released over the years that screenwriters, directors and movie studios would have gotten the message by now: don’t mess with the classic formula. But they don't seem to get it; instead opting to change what doesn't need changing. So, in the interest of helping out these doofuses, here are the 6 steps to making an action movie that guys will love. Check 'em out after the jump!

May 18, 2011

[VIDEO] Lindsey Wixson Falls 3 Times at Fashion For Relief Runway Show

Lindsey Wixson is a rising star among those who care about modeling. The 17 year old (yes, be careful gentlemen) is going to be a lot more famous after her appearance in Naomi Campbell's Fashion for Relief in Cannes. The show was a fundraiser for Japan and the disastrous earthquake. Some of those aftershocks must have been pretty strong because numerous models fell down on the catwalk. Lindsey, however, fell a total of six times. In one instance, she falls three times in a row. I don't know whether its the irony of the benefit or if its just that watching graceful models fall is rare, but the video is a classic. Check it out after the jump along with some pictures of the little lady.

May 18, 2011

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May 17, 2011

Seth MacFarlane’s First Family Guy [VIDEO]

Originally aired in 1996, this cartoon short was two years before the first airing of Family Guy (December 20, 1998). The characters all have different names but remain pretty true to their more famous version. See if you can match the characters here to their Family Guy counterpart. Hint: it's really easy. Check it out after the drop!

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May 16, 2011

11 Movies That Should Be TV Shows [VIDEOS, POLL]

Earlier this month, we posted a story about TV shows that should be movies. Now, we've turned the tables to give you the movies that should be TV shows. What makes for a good tv show? Intricate storylines with dynamic characters that can carry the plot week after week. The movies in this list posssess enduring characteristics that audiences just can't get enough of and we hope someone with some kind of power at a major network will see the light of day to bring these programs to our living rooms on a regular basis. See which flicks made the list after the jump!

May 16, 2011

Victoria’s Secret Bombshell Summer Babe Blowout! [200 PHOTOS]

What is sexy? We'd like to think we know what sexy is but it never hurts to receive reminders every once in a while; especially when those reminders come from Victoria's Secret Angels. Last week, Miranda Kerr went on Conan to promote Victoria's Secret "What is Sexy" list and Bombshell Tour. To celebrate the list, the tour, and the arrival of our favorite season (summer), we're featuring a bevy of Victoria's Secret bombshells that will have you turning up the AC. Check out the list, the commercial and our gallery after the jump.

May 16, 2011

Who’s That Girl?: Miller Lite Liteguards Commercial Girls Revealed [69 PHOTOS]

You've seen the Miller Lite ad campaign with the lifeguards who save men from their bad taste in beer. A more recent video features three women in a convenience store. We really didn't care what was said or done in the commercial, all we could do was ask ourselves, 'Who the hell is that?' Never ones to leave a question unanswered, COED did the hard research to come up with the answer and then added some pretty pictures (for all you illiterate types). Enjoy the 3 best things ever associated with Miller Lite and then check out their commercials on YouTube. See the pics after the jump!

May 16, 2011

Kid Can’t Stop Dancing [VIDEO]

I don't know what this boy had to drink, but clearly it was something strong enough to make him enjoy the party on a whole different level. He just doesn't stop dancing. Seriously, watch him keep going for the whole song. I wish I had this kid's enthusiasm on Mondays like these - the dance moves not as much. Check out the video after the jump!

May 14, 2011

Regretflix: 7 Titles To Avoid On Netflix Instant [VIDEOS]

It’s a boring Wednesday night. You just sent the last disc of Breaking Bad back to the Netflix shipping center and you have nothing to watch. Or do you? Netflix will stream thousands of titles to pretty much any device you have around. (I’m an Xbox 360 man, myself.) The problem is that for every thousand titles, 900 of them are absolute garbage- filler to pad out the roster. Sure, they have Kick-Ass, The Shining, Fargo, and The Other Guys, but you’re about to swim in some dangerous waters, and we’re here to point out a few of the (badly cgi-ed) sharks in seemingly safe genres. See our list after the jump!

May 14, 2011

Rapper A-1 Is The Black Ranger [VIDEO]

If there was one Power Ranger that never got any respect among his mighty morphin' comrades, it was Zack the Black Ranger. When he wasn't being overshadowed by those glory hounds, the Red and Green Ranger, he was getting the shaft when he got replaced in the very next season of the show. But that was then and this is now, and now - the Black Ranger's living it up and grabbing life by the tusks! Who needs the rest of the team when you got the crazy stupid hot Yellow and Pink Rangers knockin' on the door of your Mastodon Zord, makin' it rock? Rapper A-1 turns the second-fiddle Power Ranger into a new breed of hero that makes his teammates suck royally by comparison! See this morphinomical video for yourself!

May 13, 2011

20 Must-See Indie Movies of Summer 2011 [VIDEOS]

Typically, when you think of summer movies, you conjure up images of big budget superhero flicks laced with explosions and special effects starring mega superstar A-list talent. If you're more than a little sick of seeing the litany of sequels barraging your eyeballs, IndieWIRE released its list of the 20 must-see indie films of Summer 2011 that you might want to check out. After this, you can ask out that hipster environmentalist chick you've been blabbering about. See IndieWIRE's picks after the jump.

May 13, 2011

“Mom, Don’t Send Me to Grandma’s For the Weekend” [VIDEO]

You know that heartwarming commercial for Google Chrome where the father saves all of his daughter's memories for her to see later? Yeah, this video is like that but on an awful acid trip. What starts out as a "future video diary for my granddaughter" turns into your worst nightmare. If I was this girl's spawn (and I use that word because she is obviously inhuman) I think I'd run away as fast as possible before she had a chance to eat my child. Watch the video after the jump and you'll agree with me. Just make sure you keep the lights on.

May 12, 2011

“The Way I Fiesta” by Eduardo Fresco AKA Wilmer Valderrama [Video]

Alter egos can be tricky, just ask Garth Brooks. While his backfired, Wilmer Valderrama's might just blow up. Under the name Eduardo Fresco, Wilmer released this music video for his song "The Way I Fiesta", which at first glance appears to be a knock on (or homage to?) Anna Kournikova's latin lover, Enrique Iglesias. After seeing this, is it pretty much a given that anyone can churn out a club thumper? Oh, and it's also directed by by Lonely Island's Akiva Shaffer. They make mad hits, yo! See the vid after the jump!

May 12, 2011

The Glorious Guild of Ganja Guitarists [VIDEOS]

Mary Jane and musicians have been traveling companions since the two were introduced to each other, and they show no signs of breaking up. Her smooth caress has inspired many to use their hands to walk up and down a guitar fretboard after loading a bowl or rolling a joint. Throughout the generations of shredders, bluesmen, rockers, rollers and mamma-jammas, the romance has remained ablaze. Which guitarists are enamored most with the green goddess? Look, listen and learn after the jump.

May 12, 2011

Addiction Has Never Been So Cute [VIDEO]

Cats are usually relaxed to the point that they really don't give a flying f*ck about their owners unless it's time to be fed. They're always hiding. This video has undeniable proof of what cats do when they disappear for hours - they smoke. That's right, felines everywhere are getting their nicotine fix whenever possible. Cats only get ornery when you hold them for so long because you prevent them from taking drags out back. In the case of this kitty, he's been caught red-pawed and won't give up his cigarette without a fight. Watch the video after the jump!

May 11, 2011

Kate Upton’s 14 Greatest Internet Moments

There literally isn't enough Kate Upton to go around. It's a feeding frenzy on the internet every time something new is released. She is so new that Maxim forgot to include her in their 2011 Hot 100 list and now since the Dougie video hit it big Kate is the queen of the internet. So, we've pulled together her best moments on the web for you to enjoy. We're sure there will be plenty more in the months to come

May 11, 2011

4 Weird Eating Habits For Eat What You Want Day [VIDEOS]

Today is National Eat What You Want Day. George Washington invented this day right after he kicked the British out for having awful accents and bad teeth so that Americans could enjoy as much junk food as they want. I plan on celebrating by eating a Big Mac, Doubling Down at KFC and then finishing it off with a Doritos Taco from T-Bell. The following people, though, are true patriots. To them, every day is Eat What You Want Day. So let's celebrate today's patriots eating the weirdest f*cking things on this planet after the jump.

May 11, 2011

15 Best Twilight Zone Episodes [VIDEOS, POLL]

May 11th is Twilight Zone Day. No one knows why 5/11's the date to celebrate the sci-fi mindtrip series, which seems to be very fitting. The show premiered in October 1959 and ran for five years before the creation of two revival series: one that ran for several seasons on CBS and in syndication in the 1980s, and another series that ran on UPN from 2002 to 2003. It also lead to a feature film, a radio series, a comic book, a magazine and various other spin-offs that spanned five decades. We celebrate with a list of its top 15 episodes. Prepare to enter... THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

May 11, 2011

London’s Wine, Mary J’s Naked, Jessie J’s Perfect [Songs of the Week]

Last week, Death Cab For Cutie's "You Are Not A Tourist" tied with the Beastie Boys "Make Some Noise" for favorite song of the week. This week, music man Al Jones navigates the turbulence brought on by Osama Bin Laden's death, the Lakers exit from the playoffs, and the NFL Lockout with some tricked out tracks and jubilant jams from Jessie J, TV on the Radio, MNDR, Mary J. Blige, and Theophilus London. Check 'em out and vote for your favorite after the jump!

May 11, 2011

Sound Advice From Cinema’s Greatest Dads [VIDEO]

Movie dads definitely have a way with words. Yes, that's because their lines are written by professional screenwriters and delivered by actors but that doesn't discount their value. Here's a compilation of tips from the best of the best: Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Alec Baldwin, and more. Don't hold it against your dad for not giving you these pointers because you'd have no clue what to do with you either. On second thought, you'd probably bong beers like these 20 dads. Check out the movie dads and their timeless advice after the jump!

May 11, 2011

Now Peeing Can Save Your Life [VIDEO]

I love peeing on stuff, especially when I'm drunk. My clothes, my bed, sh*tty cars, the third rail on a train tracks are all fair game once the booze starts flowing. But what if I told you that now peeing on stuff can save your life? Mcfarland Red Beer has created a solution that keeps you from risking a hefty fine for watering random deserving objects and informs you whether or not you are over the legal drinking limit. Using a combination of magic and science, the fun target changes color depending on how much you've taken down. All you need to do is make it to the bathroom - still waiting on a method to help me with that one. Watch the video after the jump.

May 10, 2011

The 25 Best Movie Trailers Of The 21st Century [VIDEOS]

With summer quickly approaching, blockbuster movie season is ramping up. Why not explore our favorite part about going to the movies: the trailers. A movie trailer is, simply put, an advertisement for the film to build buzz and attract an audience.  The level of interest that spikes from a good trailer can make or break a film. How many times did you decide against a particular movie because of that trailer? Exactly! These are some of the best movie trailers since 2000. I would make sure no one is around you when you watch these, some of them might scare the crap out of you. So grab some popcorn, turn off the lights, and enjoy the show after the jump!

May 10, 2011

Get S.M.A.R.T. By Playing Brink [VIDEO GAMES]

In the future, we’re all going to wear patched shirts while we kill each other for cans of food and bottles of water. The up-coming Brink does nothing to dissuade this notion, yet another video game taking place in the “near future” where society has collapsed and fashion has gone the way of rope belts and cloth masks. Check out the rest of our preview after the jump!

May 10, 2011

Chinese Grandma Channels Michael Jackson [VIDEO]

This Chinese senior citizen's name is Bai Shuying and she's a bad mofo. Bai goes on the Chinese version of America's Got Talent probably called International Display of Why China is Number One Competitor in World Activities and completely blows the crowd away by dancing to the King of Pop's songs. This is one of those videos that really needs to be seen to be believed, which is great because I can't understand a single word they're saying. Check it out after the jump!

May 9, 2011

ASU’s Undie Run Is Unbelievably Hot [VIDEO]

ASU seems to have everything a guy could ever hope for in a massive five year party education. T*tties, @sses, 10's, bouncing, partying. You saw evidence of this last week when we posted the best all-time pics from ASU's Undie Run, now we make all you non-Sun Devils hate your life even more with this video featuring vivacious vixens skipping, hopping, and jiggling in their unmentionables. Take notes, NYU. Big shout out to Joey from Cloud Creative Group for the heads up. Check out the vid after the jump!

May 9, 2011

Michael Bolton Can’t Get Enough of Jack Sparrow [LONELY ISLAND VIDEO]

The Lonely Island's releasing their second album Turtleneck and Chain and who knows music better than Michael Bolton? Well, actually now that we think about it, there's a lot of people. While the boys are rapping about slaying b*tches and killing it in the club, Michael's just learned about Pirates of the Carribean and feels the need to tell the world about it. Let's just say that Jack Sparrow won't be left on the Lonely Island any time soon after this. Check the hilarious video after the jump!

May 8, 2011

Memorable Movie Moms Supercut for Mother’s Day [VIDEO]

Mother's Day is a day when we show love to the women who done gave us life and didn't end it by buckling us in a baby seat and driving the family station wagon into a lake. It's funny to think about moms before they were moms. Like, she probably snorted coke and blew some dudes, but as soon as you came out, she underwent a memory wipe and became this whole new person. I always felt moms in movies got a bad rap. They're never all that funny and pretty much always stereotypically blah. Then this lil' vid from The Forward and CamLin Productions popped out the womb. Happy Mother's Day, ya bastards! Check it out after the jump!

May 8, 2011

7 Biggest Video Game Console Failures [VIDEOS]

The video game industry is an undeniable giant of marketing. If marketed properly, video game systems can rank in loads of dough and set the standard for other gaming consoles to come. But we all can't be winners in life, and the same holds true for video games. The 1990s was a harsh battlefield of blood, bits and CDs, with multiple companies gunning for a spot in the next generation of video game consoles. Come take a shameful stroll down memory lane when you check out COED's list of the 7 biggest video game console failures after the jump!

May 8, 2011

Hardcore Parkour Dude Poops Himself A Little [VIDEO]

I used to get caught up in trends when I was younger and I still do, to a certain extent, these days, but I just can't get on board with "parkour" or "freerunning". Yeah, it's fun to watch... ONCE. After that, I'm hoping there's a league with teams and a scoring system. If not, then what's the point (pun intended). That's why I love it when these f***ing herbs fail big time doing sh*t that's so "in" right now. Even Hansel is impressed. Check out this guy who has no right being anywhere high up attempting some sick parkour sh*t and ending up in the market for new shorts after the jump!

May 6, 2011

The 9 Most Offensive Songs In Music History [NSFW VIDEOS, POLL]

The United States of America. Home of the free, home of the brave, and the home to the vile cesspool of filth that is the music industry! Every year or so, mankind is helpless against an onslaught of music so awful and offensive that we're forced to buckle from the pressure and helplessly allow the blood to gush from our ears like Old Faithful! While the list of horrible music is innumerable, which ones make us want to rip our ear drums out or write to our congressman in indignation? Check out our list of 9 of the most offensive songs in music history after the jump!

May 6, 2011

Super Mario Bros. On Ice [VIDEO]

Now, I'm a big fan when it comes to all things Super Mario (save for that God awful Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games and unnecessary sequel garbage); if I so much as see the names "Mario" and/or "Luigi" appear anywhere on the street I start to get all giddy inside with a stupid grin appearing on my face - and passerby thinking I'm clinically insane. That's why I couldn't help but post this video of Tatiana Volosozhar's and Maxim Trankov's Mario-inspired performance from the 2011 World Championships in Moscow. Granted, this performance isn't really anything special, but you can't go wrong with a hot Russian blonde doing amazing splits and other crazy moves on the ice! Come on, paisanos, watch Tatiana bust some serious moves for yourself!

May 5, 2011

The Top 5 Supernatural Jobs [VIDEOS]

With the job market currently down the toilet, you're probably sitting there - right now - throwing in the towel and giving up entirely on the job hunt. While a job in the particular field you want may not be available, have you ever considered a profession in the field of paranormal investigation/extermination? With ghosts, demons and other ethereal vermin never being in short supply, there's always a need for someone willing to get their hands dirty, slimey or bloody! Check out COED's list of 5 supernatural jobs this side of awesome after the jump!

May 5, 2011

See Why This Kazakhistani Soccer Player Is Banned For Life [VIDEO]

I'm sure that I'm not alone when I say that I've never watched a Kazakhistani soccer match before. However, I might change my mind if more fights like this one break out. One of the players Armand Masimzhanov delivered such a blow to this one guy that the Kazakhistani soccer federation (league) banned him for life. This makes everyone a winner: the whole world gets to watch this kick and Armand doesn't have to play for a Kazakhistani soccer team anymore. Watch the video after the jump!

May 5, 2011

Tyler the Creator Makes Eminem Look Like Miley Cyrus [NSFW VIDEOS, LYRICS]

Watch out Ringtone Rap, because yesterday, Tyler the Creator's new album "Goblin" leaked. If you've never heard of him, you should check him out. Why? Because imagine Eminem wrote lyrics on the worst day of his life and that's what this twisted 20-year-old comes up with on a regular basis. And unlike that Juggalo Screamcore baloney, Tyler actually makes it work, spitting fire that comes with cockroaches and vomit (just watch the video below and you'll see what we mean). While he gets a bad rap from the media because of his content, he claims that some of it he means and some of it he doesn't. Read the lyrics and check out the videos after the jump!

May 5, 2011

Epic Beer Pong Dunk Over Car [VIDEO]

You know those times when an awesome idea you had looked great on paper, went without a hitch in your head, but the moment you put your plan into action it blows up in your face? Well, that's what must have happened to these guys as they attempted to perform a beer pong dunk over a car. They say that fortune favors the bold - or complete sh*t for brains - so I'm guessing after a few hospital visits and stitches later, the guy will eventually learn to stick his landing. See this video for yourself and try not to do anything too stupid today!

May 4, 2011

COED’s Roast of Erin Andrews On Her 31st Birthday [PICS, TWEETS, VIDEOS]

Today is Erin Andrews' 31st birthday! We already know she's hot, so we thought we'd help celebrate her birthday a little differently. We've compiled a collection of haters hatin' on Erin from various sources: her Twitter feed, funny photos, viral videos, and one really creepy / hilarious writer. Sure, she had a tough year last year, but we're just showing her some tough love. Think of it as a roast, Ms. Andrews. If Donald Trump can stomach one, you can, too. Why all the hate? Who knows. Jealousy? Envy? All we know is people can be brutal. Check out her videos, pics, and tweets after the jump!

May 4, 2011

COED’s Video Game Guide To Surviving Zombie Apocalypse [VIDEOS]

When the real zombie apocalypse arrives, only a total dumbass will look to zombie movies for tips on how to survive. Because while those people will be busy doing stuff people in zombie movies do, like giving birth and being totally racist, the people who look to video games for survival tips will be off creating a zombie-free society on an island somewhere. Check out our 5 tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse that we learned from video games after the jump!

May 4, 2011

12 Comedians Who Deserve Their Own TV Shows [VIDEOS, POLL]

It's not uncommon for stand-up comedians to make the transition from one form of media to another, be it television, movies, cartoons or even music. With comedians like Louis CK and Daniel Tosh having landed their own TV programs, it just goes to show that their versatility has allowed them to dominate the television front. But still, there are many comedians that - regardless of their incomparable talent and popularity - have yet to have a show of their very own. Which ones would we tune in to watch every week? Read on to see COED's list of 7 comedians that deserve their own television shows!

May 4, 2011

Epic Beer Thief Fail [VIDEO]

While none of us would ever dare commit a robbery, you can't say the thought hasn't at least entered your mind once or twice thanks to films like Ocean's Eleven. You know, breaking in and leaving in a grandiose fashion while the police bumble about like Keystone Cops. But we all can't be George Clooney, as this inept beer thief with some serious delusions of grandeur found out. The saddest apart about this video is that an innocent six-pack of beer was killed because of a robbery gone sour; the man's not only a petty crook, but a cold-blooded murderer too. Watch this injustice for yourself and try not to cry.

May 3, 2011

Heed The “Call Of the Dead”! [VIDEO GAMES]

Today, May 3rd, brings the highly anticipated release of Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC, Escalation, and its too-awesome-for-words "Call of the Dead" map. After some tense minutes and hours of tense, excruciating suspense, we finally got a chance to take this monster for a spin! So, what undead surprises lurk within the shadows of "Call of the Dead"? Find out after the jump!

May 3, 2011

Will Ferrell Shaves Conan O’Brien’s Beard, 5 Others That Should Go [VIDEO]

For those of you who don't watch Conan, Will Ferrell's been scheduled to appear on the show for a few weeks now. This is important because A) He's funny and B) He'd been ranting and raving about how he planned on shaving off Conan's beard. Well, last night came and went and so did Conan's beard. Watch Will Ferrell get drunk on Barbicil and take a blade to Conan's face then see our list of famous beards that should be next to go after the jump!

May 3, 2011

John Ritter Is Crazy (For Recycling) [VIDEO]

When John Ritter passed away a few years back, many people decided to remember him for his memorable roles on television shows like Three's Company - while turning a blind eye to his habit of roaming the suburbs, tearing through people's trash like a starving raccoon! While I commend his dedication to the preservation of our environment, does he really have to yell at us like that, or wear - and I'm positive that it is - eyeliner for that matter? Personally, the crying Native American guy and Woodsy the Owl made for a better mascots, not John Ritter who looks like he raided Angus Young's concert wardrobe. Watch this video for yourself and go crazy for recycling!

May 2, 2011

Wrestling’s Top 10 Submission Finishers Of All-Time! [VIDEOS]

The best kind of wrestling in my book has to be good ol' down and dirty submission wrestling. While it doesn’t have the appeal of a perfect shooting star press, it’s still effective and damn fun to watch. Over the years, we’ve seen some great submission holds develop, but which ones cane we say are truly the best? It’s a great debate, but we at COED Magazine have done the dirty work and came up with the 10 best submission holds in wrestling history! Some may shock you, some may piss you off, but they all hurt like a motherf*cker if they get slapped on you!

May 2, 2011

Slick Is A “Jive Soul Bro” [VIDEO]

There are many music artists that - regardless of their unbridled talent and originality - I feel have been robbed of a Grammy or VMA one too many times in the past. But the fact that Slick has never been given the proper recognition, let alone not being invited to attend these events, for his rhyming prowess is both an unforgivable crime and a blemish on the entire music industry. Slick's paid his dues, he's showed his skills, and yet he sits alone eating "yardbird," watching his career fade into obscurity. If you're looking for something a little more "underground," watch the musical stylings of Slick for yourself!

May 1, 2011

12 TV Shows That Should Be Movies [VIDEOS, POLL]

With news of 24 getting the green light to become a movie along with speculation about other shows (CSI, etc.), we have to wonder if Hollywood has amnesia. You see, it's so rare for a TV show to make the leap to the big screen and not pay dearly for it! So, even though some producer or director will f*** 'em up with their own retarded "vision" or modernizing or re-imagining, here's our list of TV shows that would make great movies (in the right hands). See the list and vote for your favorite after the jump!

May 1, 2011

Puppet With An “M” Fetish [VIDEO]

Welcome to "Peppermint Park," a pleasant little neighborhood just a few blocks down from Sesame Street, where it looks as though exposure to a horrific toxic waste spill caused all of its residents to fuse together - creating a race of nightmarish human/puppet hybrids. Of these mutants, Ernie - not the Ernie -wants to extol his undying love for the letter "M." Judging by his nervous expression and fidgety hands, you so know that he's trying his hardest to fight that boner about to rip through his pants; thank God that he's being filmed from the waist up, because no one should ever bear witness to a puppet erection! Watch this marvelous... magnificent... video for yourself!

Apr 30, 2011

Death Cab For Tourists, Noisy Boys, Fleet Foxes [SONGS OF THE WEEK]

Last week, "Windows" by Broken Bells tied with You Ain't No DJ by Big Boi & Yelawolf for your favorite Song of the Week ("SOTW"). This week's tracks feature joints from Death Cab for Cutie, Beastie Boys, Fleet Foxes, Sade and Jay-Z, and R. Kelly. Check out which of their songs made music maestro Al Jones' list then vote for your favorite after the jump!

Apr 30, 2011

DONA The Panhandling Robot [VIDEO]

Call it a sign of the times or sweet poetic justice, but you know things are getting tough when our technological superiors are forced to take to the streets and hit up their once fleshy inferiors for some coin. While many of us are more than eager to send a throat oyster their way, you'll at least want to give a quarter (or your entire paycheck) to DONA - the little panhandling robot that's cute as the dickens! Not only will DONA make you look like a heartless monster for ignoring her, but she doesn't smell like an ungodly combination of garbage and vomit like most panhandlers; not to mention she won't whisper obscenities under breath. Watch DONA work her panhandling magic for yourself!

Apr 29, 2011

The 15 Most Brutal Fast Food Beatdowns Caught on Camera [VIDEOS]

While brawls in fast food 'restaurants' have been in the news lately, they are in no way recent developments. People have been fighting over burgers and fries for a while, but now the wonders of technology have created video cameras essentially on every phone. Is there a better way to use your new smartphone than filming the fight and uploading it? Some might argue that dialing 911 would be a better option. We disagree. Check out our virtual video menu of fast food fight specials that has everyone going nuts after the jump!

Apr 29, 2011

Is The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Re-Boot A Hoax? [POLL]

Like an awkward and mentally disturbed phoenix rising from the ashes, Aqua Teen Hunger Force will be going out in a blaze of glory, only to be given a long overdue reboot as Aqua Unit Patrol Squad - premiering May 8th! According to Cartoon Network, the show will be getting an entire overhaul - bringing the Aqua Teens back to their roots as the inept team of detectives they once were. Changes to the title and career aside, what else does the future hold for everyone's - okay, maybe not everyone's - favorite team of fastfood sleuths? Read on to find out more!

Apr 29, 2011

Tempest Freerunning Academy [VIDEO]

Freerunning is a form of urban acrobatics in which the participants, known as freerunners, use city and rural landscapes to perform insanely, difficult movements to get from Point A to Point B in an aesthetically pleasing manner. The guys over at the Tempest Freerunning Academy made this sick video to celebrate the Grand Opening of their new Los Angeles based training center. You might remember them from their appearance on Conan a while back. The video starts out with a hot chick then features a Super Mario Brothers inspired set. These guys know how to flip out. Check out the jumps after the jump!

Apr 28, 2011

8 Movies Accused of Ripping Off Other Movies

How many times have we heard the argument that a movie is awful because it's unoriginal? Originality would seem like a very relative subject, but that's not to say Hollywood's brimming with great ideas. In fact, studios nowadays are opting to rehash successful, but tired, movie plots in the vein hope of making lightening strike twice. But just because a story has been done before doesn't mean it can't be used again to some great effect or improve upon the established formula. Regardless, people still complain about familiar stories making for bad movies. Check out COED's list of 8 movies that have gotten a bad rap for their lack of originality!

Apr 28, 2011

Will “Crysis 2” Make You Cry, Sissy? [VIDEO GAMES]

Crysis 2, the sequel to the smash hit 2007 PC game Crysis , is a first-person shooter where you’re equipped with the Nanosuit 2.0 - a suit capable of incredible abilities. Originally, fans of the first outing were skeptical that this sequel wouldn't live up to the hype of its predecessor, but so far, the response from both gamers and critics alike has been overwhelmingly positive. Regardless of what they think, does this game actually deliver the goods or is just another case of fanboy hyperbole? Check out our review of Crysis 2 for the final verdict after the jump!

Apr 28, 2011

10 Monsters & Their Kid Companions [VIDEOS]

There's nothing quite as endearing or timeless as the unconditional love found in a relationship between a boy and his dog. But in the innumerable realms of geekdom, dogs aren't the only creatures holding the prestigious accolade of "man's best friend." In fact, some of them can be real monsters - literally! From comic books to video games, there are some kids that opt to romp around with monsters straight from the nether regions of Hell or beyond the stars. So take a look under your bed and watch out for 10 monsters and their kid companions!

Apr 28, 2011

Jesus Does The Bed Intruder Song [VIDEO]

While this video is meant to bring people closer to Jesus, it's clear the idea that remixing a song about a rapist to describe Jesus' love didn't really sink in; this is a good thing. Watch as Jesus breaks into a woman's house and scares the sin right out of that homegirl! The production value on the song is incredible and the lyrics really seem to flow with the melody. Can you spot Jesus hiding in a dumpster? We can't wait for Satan's rebuttal.

Apr 27, 2011

Crazy Coked Up Panda [VIDEO]

Panda's are sometimes known to bust into the unguarded storehouses of sugar cane refineries in China and pretty much go to town on the sweet sugar sitting there. But what this panda in the video might of thought was sugar turned out to be pure cocaine; hey, they're both white and powdery, right? And if this video is anything to go by, he must be feeling one hell of a buzz! It'll be a while before he comes down from his high, but for now, watch this video of a coked up panda that puts Lil Wayne to shame!

Apr 26, 2011

5 Films That Even The Directors Admit Sucked [VIDEOS]

It's difficult to say for certain whether a movie is good or bad since such a debate is relative, and entirely up to the viewer; one man's schlock is another man's cinematic masterpiece. But when the director himself admits his movie was a total flop, it can be tough to stand your ground and defend that high opinion of yours. Whether it was issues with the script or the inability to procure funding for the project, it can be easy for a movie to go from a bold vision into a mediocre mess with the blame falling squarely on the already burdened shoulders of the director. Get a front row seat for COED's list of 5 films the directors admitted sucked! Check it out after the jump!

Apr 26, 2011

Gross Old Groupie Takes A Spill [VIDEO]

For those of you watching this video right now in the middle of a meal, I suggest you turn away. Because what you're about to see is, to put it lightly, nauseating. Really, who is this woman and what is she even doing at what looks like the saddest rap concert in the history of, well, rap concerts? Judging by the looks of her, she's been getting her groupie thing on since the Altamont Free Concert back in '69 and she shows no signs of stopping - much to our dismay... If you have an iron stomach, check out this grooving granny for yourself!

Apr 25, 2011

The 1994 iPad? [VIDEO]

Regardless of the fact that every single one of us runs out and buys the latest and greatest Apple product that comes our way, deep down, the entire general population loathes Steven Jobs with a passion. But if you thought you couldn't hate the guy anymore, it turns out he's - among other things - a no good plagirist! To be specific, he stole the idea for the iPad from "The Tablet," a device from 1994 that essentially performed nearly the same functions as the iPad. Does that mean there might be an iPod from the 70s or 80s floating around? We don't know for sure, but check out the startling similarities between the iPad and The Tablet for yourself!

Apr 24, 2011

Frank The Bunny Is Comin’ To Town! [VIDEO]

Happy Easter, loyal devotees of COED Magazine! Hope you didn't stuff yourself stupid with Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs, because we have one more Easter treat to shove down your caramel-clogged throat: a visit from everyone's favorite macabre, demented bunny, Frank! No chocolate candy or colored eggs in Frankie's basket, just mentally disturbing Doomsday premonitions and repeated trips to the therapist where everybody thinks you're crazy, hooray! So take off that stupid man suit (no really, you look ridiculous) and watch some of Frank's best moments from Donnie Darko for yourself!

Apr 23, 2011

Celebrate Easter With A Crucifixion Filipino Style [VIDEO] NSFW

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH. Since the 1950's, Catholic extremists have descended upon the northern Philippines to take part in a gruesome but genuine recreation of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. This year, at least 24 Filipinos from the Pampanga and Bulacan provinces were voluntarily nailed to crosses and tortured in a traditional Good Friday ritual. Like the Catholic Church, we don't condone this ridiculous religious reenactment, but if this is your thing, we hope that a short stay nailed to the cross will fulfill your crucifixion needs. This year, crucifixions have been limited this year to 10 minutes in order to accommodate the overwhelming demand.

Apr 23, 2011

Antoine Dodson Mug Shot: There’s A Pot Head in Lincoln Park [VIDEO]

Hide your kids, Hide your... Sons. YouTube internet sensation / superstar Antoine Dodson was arrested on Saturday for marijuana possession in Huntsville, Alabama. He was booked on a misdemeanor charge and released a shortly after. According to TMZ, Dodson was hit with other misdemeanor charges including two for failure to appear in court on traffic charges, one for failing to have insurance and one for speeding.

Apr 23, 2011

Meet Mr. Toots The Killer Unicorn [VIDEO]

You know all those pop-up ads you see on the internet? The ones that tell you that you've won a cash prize or a video game system? Well, being the neurotic shut-in that you are, you've probably declined out of fear of getting a computer virus. That's partly true, but you totally missed out on winning a baby unicorn that fires rainbow lasers from its ass that can level a building - and turn people into a messy pile of bone and blood mush! So take a risk for once and watch this video for yourself. I swear to you that you won't get spyware... maybe.

Apr 22, 2011

Lion Mascot Attacks Kindergarteners [VIDEO]

School mascots are ticking time bombs, it's only a matter of time before the person inside the costume begins to believe that they are indeed the animal they're portraying - and that's when those primeval instincts start kicking in; such was the case with this lion mascot. Like a horrific scene from a National Geographic special, the call of the wild was just too much for this mascot and, upon his entrance, tore into a herd of oblivious kindergarteners like they were wildebeest at a watering hole. But after heavy meal like that, it's time to work it all off by dancing! See the circle of life in action for yourself!

Apr 21, 2011

10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Testicles

BALLS! God's cruel joke on man. Men are supposed to be tough, rugged, invincible! Then, He gives us this delicate, sensitive sack that can bring a man to tears and curl him into the fetal position on the ground when hit. Balls are often the butt of many jokes. They're also life givers. Most guys use them as a measuring stick for how manly they are. Girls act like they grossed out by them, but they sure do love handling them (in private, they're FASCINATED by the twig 'n' berries). But, how well do YOU know you own balls? Check out our list of 10 things you most likely didn't know - or think about - after the jump!

Apr 21, 2011

Coachella Guy Is Tripping Serious Balls! [VIDEO]

Everyone had a ball at Coachella last weekend, but this drugged-up Arcade Fire fan took that expression to a slightly creepy - but still funny - level. The first thing that came to mind while watching this video was that he looked like a kitten tripping on LSD while playing with a ball of yarn. But then I realized that this video eerily mirrors another one I saw not too long ago, one involving a horse and a ball (NOT what you're thinking, pal). Watch these two videos for yourself and see the stunning similarities!

Apr 20, 2011

The Best And Worst TV Shows To Watch While High

TV and marijuana go together like, well, TV and marijuana. While getting high makes doing just about anything more fun, there's nothing quite as relaxing as getting stoned and becoming one with the couch for a marathon of your favorite shows. But be warned, watching TV while high can be a double-edged sword because while there's plenty of awesome programming out there, there's also a few which are so bad they'll instantly kill your buzz. Check out our guide to the 5 best - and the 5 worst - TV shows to watch while high. See the list after the jump!

Apr 20, 2011

Jon Stewart’s F**king Crazy Yo… on Weed [VIDEO]

Before there was Jon Stewart the host of the Daily Show, there was Jon Stewart the enhancement pot smoker from Half Baked (quite possibly the funniest pot movie ever made). We all know the character. He's the obnoxious friend that thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better... AND HE'S NOT WRONG. It's just that he goes out of his way to let you know it. "You ever seen the back of a $20 bill? You ever seen the back of a $20 bill... on weed? That's f**king crazy yo!"

Apr 19, 2011

6 Rarely Seen TV Pilots of Popular Animated Sitcoms [VIDEOS]

Twenty-four years ago today, a crudely drawn animated sitcom about a dysfunctional family with yellow skin made its debut appearance on the Tracey Ullman Show and took an unsuspecting nation by storm - appearing on t-shirts, fanny packs and other junk around the globe! Because of this momentous occasion, we couldn't help but think about the humble - and low-budget - beginnings of some of our other favorite animated sitcoms. Take an awkward trip down memory lane with COED's list of rarely seen cartoon sitcom pilots after the jump!

Apr 19, 2011

Mortal Kombat Fights Oxymorons In “Fatality Lives” [VIDEO GAMES]

Mortal Kombat, the game, may be all about fatalities - but Mortal Kombat, the licensed property, has refused to die. Since the original 1992 arcade game, the Mortal Kombat universe has expanded to include over 8 video games, several films, comic books, a card game and even a live action stage show. Today, April 19th, the newest addition Mortal Kombat Fatality Lives drops for the Xbox 360 and PS3. Series creator Ed Boon promises that with this new game, Mortal Kombat will be “coming back with a vengeance.” Check out our preview and the HD trailer after the jump!

Apr 19, 2011

Emmanuelle Chriqui Strips in 1st FREE Feature Film on YouTube [VIDEO & PHOTOS]

"Girl Walks Into A Bar" follows a group of apparent strangers over one night across ten bars throughout Los Angeles. Zachary Quinto stars as a dentist who teams up with a feisty would-be assassin (Carla Gugino) to put the final touches on the plan to kill his wife. The film's directed by Sebastian Gutierrez who also helmed "Elektra Luxx", a story about a legendary porn star (played by Carla Gugino) that also included Emmanuelle Chriqui making out with the new Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki. So, you can expect more hottie hijinks in this one. See the film and enter their NAKED PING PONG CONTEST after the jump!

Apr 19, 2011

5 Types Of Movies You Can’t See In China [VIDEOS]

When it comes to censorship in media, you can't get more strict than China. Everything from literature to television is under constant watch to make sure cultural revolutions and individual criticisms are averted. You can't listen to Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy in China for obvious reasons. Television news broadcasts that may paint an ugly picture of China have been blacked out. They have even completely censored YouTube, Facebook and Flickr from their internet. These crazy bans have even spread into their cinemas which have become much more strict about certain movies allowed to screen in their country. Here are a few types of movies you can bet you won't see in China. At least, not in the theater. They have everything on bootleg. See our list before you hop to China after the jump!

Apr 18, 2011

Blow Your Nose, News Lady! [VIDEO]

You think it's funny but it's SNOT! This Canadian newscaster had some unshakable bad luck while reporting outside of a recent Charlie Sheen show in Toronto. We've got to give props to the news lady for holding it together like a pro. Like it or snot, this is 41 seconds of gut-wrenching nasal drip drama.