Just think where the world wouldn't be without the United States of America. Actually, don't answer that (because it would be too depressing to think about). To be fair, though, we do owe a lot of credit to Italy (Amerigo Vespucci) and Spain (Christopher Columbus) for first discovering 'us'. That's why we're going to let you, our readers, decide who should lay claim to the Columbus Day Hottie Competition. We've pitted the three countries against each other in an epic showdown, a threeway that's sure to get exciting. Check out the action after the jump!
Happy Columbus Day, e'erybody! Last year, we proudly hailed Spain's Sexiest Discoveries. This year, we celebrate the day on which an Italian discovered "America" for Spain with another edition of our popular showdown. Normally, we pit one party against another, but for this special occasion, we're goin' all Three's Company on yer ass! That's right, women from Italy, Spain, and the good ol' US of A face off to lay claim to hottest Columbus Day descendants. Let's set sail for sexiness!