• SI Swimsuit Models Get Crazy At Vegas Party on Valentines Day [30 PICS]

    Since the release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Kate Upton and co. have been very busy with appearances in…

  • 46 Sexy Victoria’s Secret Model’s Valentine’s Day GIFs

    Victoria’s Secret and their models would have you believe that the Every Man is fully capable of sweeping them of…

  • Offensive, Inappropriate & Bizarre Valentine’s Day Cards [22 PICS]

    Valentine’s Day shouldn’t only be about love. It should be about offending people and racism and telling…

  • Who’s Gets The Better Deal On Valentine’s Day? [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

    This has to be the easiest He Said/She Said ever — it’s almost insulting. Obviously men have it harder on Va…

  • 10 Hugely Popular Non-Love Songs Because Valentine’s Day Sucks

    Valentine’s Day: whether you’re in a relationship or single, it sucks.…

  • Need A Valentine? Just Walk Up And Ask Like This Guy [VIDEO]

    People always bitch and moan about being lonely and single on Valentine’s Day.…

  • Victoria’s Secret Angels: Valentine’s Day Lingerie Edition [PHOTOS]

    Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. And while I was online searching for something for my significant other, I…

  • Make Valentine’s Day Manly With Deep-Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts

    Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. It means a lot of horrible things: either you have a significant other and you&…

  • LiLo in Love vs. Rosie & Kaylee in Nuts [SHOWDOWN]

    Haters sh*t on Lindsay all the time for her “imperfections” but those people are delusional. Not because…

  • Words With Friends Will Get You Laid [INFOGRAPHIC]

    My ex-girlfriend turned me on… to Words With Friends this past summer, a full 2 years after this Scrabble-esque g…

  • This Valentine’s Day Supercut Will Do It For You [VIDEO]

    I really f*cking hate Valentine’s Day, but I’m a sucker for Bryan Adams’ song from 1991′s Ro…

  • Twitpic Tuesday: JEWhitney Houston, Ace Ventura 101, Forever Alone Captain America [45 PHOTOS]

    Each Tuesday, we roam the rocky, rowdy landscape of Twitter to pluck the world’s most perfect WTF photos. Last week…

  • Why Are People Buying Valentine’s Day Gifts For Their Pets? [INFOGRAPHIC]

    We receive infographics from time to time and we always find some enlightening insight but this one takes the cake. Who t…

  • A Man’s Take On Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas [He Said/She Said]

    Valentine’s Day is coming up pretty soon and if you’re like the majority of the male population, you̵…

  • Win Tickets to Titanic 3D on Valentine’s Day in One of 44 Cities!

    On Valentine’s Day Titanic in 3D will screen in 44 cities across America. RSVPs for this free screening filled up in minu…

  • Lauren Budd aka “Violet” Is a V-Day Rose for Frederick’s of Hollywood [PHOTOS]

    The only time I had a girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, I got her a vibrator and she broke it. Needless to say, sex wasn…

  • The Single Guy’s Guide To Landing a Last Minute Valentine’s Day Date

    Richard La Ruina knows how to pick up women. He knows how to do it so well that he runs Pick Up Artist training and travels ar…

  • Happy Steak and BJ Day! [VIDEOS]

    Remember Valentine's Day? You went on that speed dating adventure then proposed to your sister? Yeah. That holiday blows. But luckily some smart guy came up with a holiday that blows even more - this time in a good way. March 14th is Steak and a BJ Day! Now, the majority of chicks hate b-jobs and I hear red meat makes a man's "sauce" smell and/or taste like absolute garbage, so you can imagine how pumped chicks around the globe are right now. See a couple meaty videos after the jump!

  • Songs Of The Week: Naked and Famous Get Chiddy Bang’d, Strokes Go Under Cover

    With 58% of the total votes, COED users selected the Eminem-Dr. Dre-Skylar Grey collabo “I Need A Doctor“…

  • The Internet Stays Classy On Valentine’s Day [Photo]

    I always assumed the internet masses would rather eat a bucket of KFC with Ron "Tater Salad" White than sip an 18 year-old scotch with Charles Bukowski, but this is ridiculous. As displayed in the screengrabs above and below, 9 of the 20 most Googled terms on Valentine's Night 2011 revolved around remarkably unromantic American chain restaurants. Sure, not everyone can have a free Taco Party like the winners of Conan O'Brien's VD Explosion, but if you really want your date to stay open for business, you might want to pony up a couple extra greenbacks for that fancy place down the street. You know the one with the chandeliers and silverware? Stay classy, interwebs and F*** YOU, Economy. See the full list of most Googled terms on Valentine's Night after the jump!

  • 10 Valentine’s Day Jams To Make Her Jump Your Bones [VIDEOS]

    While most of us single dudes will be hitting up the bar for some chicks with low self-esteem tonight that doesn't mean you can't show them a night of passionate puddin' pumpin' to renew their faith in love. For those with significant others, we feel for ya. Gifts are cool, but when it comes down to crunch time, MUSIC makes the people COME together (if you smell what the Rock is cookin'). In honor of this day's mushiness (and smooshiness) resident music expert Al Jones made this ultimate love mix to make the girl you plan to gut weak in the knees. See Al's playlist after the jump!

  • 100 Vilena Poses for Valentine’s Day [Photos]

    In early April 2009, reported there was a new photo trend sweeping Russia thanks to a girl named "Vilena" who took a self shot pic in which her butt was raised and her head was lowered with her eyes looking at the camera. Call me crazy, but I'm 99% sure this pose existed before the random Ruskie came long. Just look at "World's Biggest Whore" and awesome adult film star Bree Olson who re-created the signature look before our interview with her in March 2009. As you can see from Bree, the pose makes the lovely lady hump look like a heart, so we thought it'd be fitting to make a gallery of Vilena Valentines for your lonely single ass. Face down, ass up, that's the way we like our women to celebrate Valentine's Day. See the pics after the jump!

  • 5 Things You Didn’t Know About The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

    Candy, cards, jewelry... all the material goods (and cash you'll be dropping)  for this very special - commercial holiday!  Hell, maybe you're stuck alone... again this year... cringing at all the lovebirds you'll see out and about.  Either way, you have it good compared to what seven residents of the Windy City had to endure in 1929.  In response to all the lovey-dovey overkill levied upon you all on this February 14th, COED gives you a special Valentine - a horrific heart-day list.  So, go amaze your equally lonely friends, or simply stun your special someone with a real conversation killer thanks to these 5 things you didn't know about the infamous and most publicized gangster hit in American history  - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre! Read the full list after the jump!

  • 5 Very Awesome Valentine’s Day Gifts Guaranteed To Get You Laid

    February 14th, 2011 is Monday for the majority of us, but for many it's Valentine's Day, our least favorite holiday! If you're still pondering on what to get your boo, side piece, wifey, or the chick you just met, don't worry we've got you covered! Flowers, chocolates, and jewelry have been the norm for centuries. Why not go flip mode squad and think outside the box? Check out our list of the best valentine's day gifts for girls after the jump!

  • 13 Girls Named Valentine for Valentine’s Day

    Valentine's Day is here and that means you're soon to be neck-deep in flowers, chocolate and tiny candy kisses before you can say "kill me now." So to help balance out the lame side to this holiday of love, we've found the 13 hottest Valentines on the Net. Luckily for you, it turns out that pretty much any girl with "Valentine" in her name spends most of her time taking off her clothes (among other things.) So get ready for the best Valentines you've ever received!

  • 5 Last Minute Tech Gifts To Get Your Girl For Valentine’s Day

    Valentine's Day is right around the corner so you're probably scrambling to find a last minute gift. Instead of buying your girl something lame like a necklace and flowers why don't you give her a gadget upgrade with stuff she can actually use. An iPod is predictable and a new computer is too expensive so here are five products that won't crush your credit card (and will probably get you some sweet "rewards"). See our picks after the jump!

  • Victoria’s Secret Models Launch New “Love Me” Push Up Bra [24 Photos]

    Erin Heatherton (aka: The Next Big Thing), Candice Swanapoel and Lily Adridge were in NYC yesterday to promote the new Victoria's Secret Valentine's Day push-up bra called, "Love Me", an ironic name considering we've done exactly that for years now. So, maybe WE should get the bra so they'll love us? Somewhere the Black Eyed Peas are singing out of tune. Hmmm. Back in October when Adriana Lima showed off her $2,000,000 boobies only blocks from the COED office, we wondered how the post office lost our invite. Hopefully persistence will pay off and they'll consider inviting us to next year's Fashion Show after party. Enjoy the COED-less pics (yet again) and special behind the scenes video after the jump!

  • How To NOT Screw Up Valentine’s Day [RENATA'S RECOMMENDATIONS]

    In this week's special Valentine's Day edition of "Renata's Recommendations", our girl guru takes a look at the steps every guy should take to make sure the most commercialized holiday for romantics isn't a boring one. Read her thoughts about gift giving ideas, valentine's dos and don'ts after the jump!

  • WTF News Of The Day: Sweet Wheels, Navy Spice, Buy A Planet

    Today's WTF news items feature a car your girlfriend will want to put in her mouth, sailing the seven seas while high as a kite, and aliens slowly building their army across the galaxy to take us over. Read more after the jump!

  • Chick Flicks That Aren’t Worth The Date [VIDEO]

    When Valentines Day looms, a single dude's attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you'll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man's sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

  • 5 Gifts You Should Never Get Your Girlfriend

    Buying gifts for your significant other isn't always easy, but there are a few items you should definitely avoid when shopping around. So, if you actually care about your girlfriend, stay clear of these five gifts.

  • Steak & BJ Day: The Male Answer to Valentine’s Day

    Finally! A holiday celebrating relationships that guys actually want to celebrate. Today, Sunday March 14th is Steak and BJ Day, a man's response to Valentine's Day. So sit back, lay down, or stand up (it's all about personal preferences today) and order your steak up the way you like it.

  • Sexy Valentine’s Day Heart-Ons

    For most guys, Valentine’s Day (which is Saturday, BTW) just means a lot of planning, stressful card-buying and  spend…

  • 5 Cheap & Easy Valentines Gift Ideas

    5) “Two Spoons” or “Two Straws” Cold Stone Creamery, Dylan’s Candy Bar, Carvel or an…