Michigan Wolverines Wide Receiver C’sonte York is probably in a big pile of sh*t for this sucker punch he landed on a 23-year-old, breaking his...
Fark's a sweet community website created by Drew Curtis that allows members to comment on a daily batch of news articles and other items from various websites. In this week's What the Fark, we feature a girl at BYU who needs to transfer, a girl at Michigan who started a Walk of Shame Shuttle service that probably makes it even more obvious you banged last night, a drunk dude who's a big fan of Billy Joel and Tony Hawk, a totally gay snake, the first sign we're heading to Soylent Green, and a buffalo who was quoted as saying, "real good job, Frank. One vagina for the rest of your life." Click for your weekly dose of weird news.
Usually sports teams owners aren't mentioned when listing off notable alumni. Why? They're regarded as the scum of the Earth - vile human beings who are greedy penny pinchers. Well, newsflash, I'd f***ing love to be a sports team owner. Been a dream of mine since day 1. So, this list of top owner-producing colleges created by the Wall Street Journal would've been super helpful. Check it out after the jump.
Michigan vs. Ohio State is one of the greatest rivalries in college football. To find out why the Michigan faithful hate Ohio State so much, your favorite funny Wolverine hit up the tailgate before the game at the Big House. There are a slew of gems given by the guys and girls in Blue & Maize, which is impressive when you're hammering back Jack like you've lost the last seven* meetings. Usually I either speak in tongues or resort to humping when that blacked out. Sadly, this is the last installment of PwP for 2011. Check out the final haha after the jump.
I'm a huge football fan. I love the game so much that I wept like a little baby when I was asked to quit my college team. Part of me regrets going to Hopkins where the squad was D-3 and not some big time school like Michigan. It's gotta be one of the greatest experiences in the world to be amongst 100k like-minded brethren. This video from 23-year-old up-and-coming comedian Pat Stansik confirms what I already assumed: that U of M knows how to pre-game like legends for a football game. I wouldn't say I was a huge Wolverines fan, but after seeing this and after hearing the blue and maize crowd actually count down the play clock for Denard Robinson when it went down Saturday, I might just commit my first born right now. Watch the lolz after the jump.
After this weekend’s Notre Dame vs. Michigan game at The Big House a man who's been going to Michigan games for 45 years said this was the best he's ever seen and it really was. Quinn was in Ann Arbor to take it all in. What a weekend. Leading up to the game, we took in the full Michigan football experience. Quinn hit up ESPN GameDay, met some college football legends, hosted a seriously rockin’ tailgate, and accomplished more incredible AXE College Football Bucket List items at the first ever night game in Michigan Stadium history. See the pics after the jump.
Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it's getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here's my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.
Playboy's Top Party Schools list for 2011 released in mid to late April, so we decided to ask you guys who you think should be the top party school. Surprisingly to us, The University of Western Ontario crushed the competition with 43% of the vote, far outpacing the University of Colorado and Penn State (only 5%). Close to 25% of the votes that came in were for "Other". So, we took a closer look and found the 10 schools who deserve consideration along with 10 more that are party schools in training (PSIT). Check out our list below and let us know if you agree in the comments after the jump.
Have you ever eaten cat food from the fridge? How about pooped your pants on your doorstep? Well, if you have, you were most likely a child... or hammered drunk. Drunk or Child is undoubtedly this year's hottest mini-blog experience. Only a brain fart in December, the infant site has reached 119 countries, and 6 continents -- including Cairo, Egypt. Read more about this new hilarious site after the jump!
The University of Michigan fired their head football coach Rich Rodriguez today just three days after their blowout loss in the Gator Bowl. ESPN was reporting that he was having a meeting with the Wolverines AD at 1:15pm and a College Candy editor with ties to the University of Michigan says Rodriguez got the ax (update: story confirmed by My Fox Detroit). A statement has yet to be made but this now leaves a vacancy at one of the most illustrious football programs in the nation.
You know that mode in Madden where you can pick a classic team for the past and pit them head to head with another classic team? '72 Dolphins vs. '07 Patriots, '85 Bears vs. '92 Cowboys, '67 Packers vs. '78 Steelers? Well, with bowl season kicking into high gear, we thought we'd overlook such travesties as the Meineke Car Care Bowl, and focus on bowl games we'd love to see played between two historically epic football teams.
This is the time of the college football season when champions are made and rivals do battle. This week's contests feature the 'Noles trying to spear the Gators, a shootout in the Lone Star State, Cam Newton in the Iron Bowl, Wildcats hoping to get buckwild on the Ducks, Boise State's push for #1, and the Buckeyes trying to avoid an upset against the Michigan Wolverines. Read our predictions then check out our cheerleaders!
Last week, Oregon barely survived Cal, Auburn didn’t pull away from Georgia, San Diego State gave TCU all it could handle, Gamecocks cold-cocked the Gators. This week's matchups feature a pair of 'Eyes in Ohio State vs. Iowa, a couple of clawed woodland creatures with Michigan facing Wisconsin, a Cali rivalry, Hogs and Bulldogs, and stormy weather for the Hokies. Who will win? Click through to find out!
If you want to be a super lawyer, going to a Top 10 school is your ticket to ultimate big-firm success. However, getting into these...
Everyone's favorite show about a fake psychic and his pharmaceutical-selling wry-ally will be hitting up ten colleges across the country. Each campus will host Psych-related activities, including a sneak peek at the new fall episodes, along with guest appearances from the cast and crew and special prizes! Is your campus on the list?
What's a "Public Ivy?" It's a school that provides an Ivy League collegiate experience at a public school price. Originally, only eight schools were considered Public Ivies, but since then, more schools have been added to the list. COED breaks down what makes these Public Ivies so (inexpensively) awesome.
If you bet a case of beer your team would win because you thought there wasn't a Gamecocks chance in Tuscaloosa your boys would lose last weekend you probably came up disappointed and 24 brewdogs lighter. Looking to this Saturday, there are a number of match-ups that you don’t want to miss so belly up to the bar because it's going to be a long day.
Rumor has it when Jets wide-out Braylon Edwards was a student at the University of Michigan, two female reporters from the campus newspaper called, "The Michigan Daily" were in the midst of an interview with the receiver when he told them, "I want to have sex with both of you right now."
Does the level of one's personal religious level affect what one studies in college, or even if they go to college? Does a path of study influence a person's religious development? A new study released by the Institute for Social Research at the University of Michigan examines the correlation...
According to reports at Yahoo! Sports, the Cleveland Browns are moving toward an agreement that will send wide receiver Braylon Edwards to the New York Giants in exchange for wide receiver Dominik Hixon along with a 2nd and 5th round pick in this month's NFL Draft...
Boston College coach Jeff Jagodzinski has been told he will be fired if he interviews for the head-coaching vacancy with the New York Jets, according to sources.
Folks in Cypress, Texas have known about the freakish athleticism of Sam McGuffie since 2004. But thanks to archival high school video footage and this...
Fred Taylor Has Gone and Done Something Stupid Don’t Shower At The University Of Michigan Veronica Becerra is Smokin’ Dear Maury, Sarah Palin Needs Your...
USAToday reports that University of Michigan student, Nicole Matisse, will graduate college this summer. Oooooh, no big deal, right? So are thousands upon thousands of...