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Jul 2, 2017

President Donald Trump Tweets A Mock Video Of Himself Attacking Person With CNN Logo At WrestleMania

President Donald Trump certainly is no stranger to the wrestling ring. In 2007, he assaulted WWE Chairman Vince McMahon at...

Jan 19, 2017

Donald Trump Tweets: Top 10 Best Tweets By Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, President-elect Donald Trump says a lot of things on the internet. Mr. Trump publishes approximately...

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Jan 18, 2017

WWE Superstar Randy Orton Has An “Altercation” With A Fan & Tweets About It

Do not take a picture of Randy Orton without his permission! And do not f*ck with The Viper when he’s...

Jan 10, 2017

Knicks Tweet Out Then Delete Ill-Timed Amtrak Ad Featuring Derrick Rose One Day After He Went AWOL

  After missing season after season in Chicago and then wearing out his welcome by not realizing that the Bulls...

Sep 23, 2016

NBA Players React On Twitter To Kevin Garnett’s Retirement

  There is no one in NBA quite like Kevin Garnett, and today The Big Ticket announced his retirement after...

Apr 17, 2015

Professor Hilariously Live Tweets Abstinence Only Class

Note: if you have sex, you will die.

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Jan 5, 2013

Why The World Needs Jose Canseco [PHOTOS]

As we’ve all been privileged to know and follow, Jose Canseco has been on Twitter for a little over two...

Tweet Of The Week: @Vince_Mignogna

Sometimes the simplest tweets convey the most meaning. Like this one…...

Dec 21, 2012

Tweet Of The Week: @andreweplotkin

We’re going to try something new and all of you are going to love it. Each week we’re going to...

Dec 14, 2012

10 Funniest Tweets About Last Night’s Presidential Debate

If you are able to process your immediate surroundings, you’re probably aware that there was a big presidential debate last...

Oct 4, 2012

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Dec 1, 2011

Twitter’s Top 20 Reasons For Having Your #ManCardRevoked

While a real man could give a sh*t about what others think of him, sometimes it's hard not to poke fun at some of the ridiculous things dudes do. Take your ever not-so-friendly-community on Twitter, for example. One of the trending hash-tags is currently #ManCardRevoked and it's turning out to be a hilarious guide for what NOT to do if you want to maintain your manhood / avoid being called a p*ssy. Check out the best ones so far after the jump.

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Jul 6, 2011

Twitty Cent: 50 Cent’s Funniest Responses To His Tweethearts

July 6th is 50 Cent's birthday. On this day, the big guy turns 36. All things considered, it's a safe bet to assume that 50's going to have a drink or two and get a lot of loving from the ladies. The ladies love 50 and he loves them back. Just check his Twitter account, chicks are posted up on his 'timeline' just throwing their panties at him. But only a certain type of lady gets the magical "RT." Check out our gallery of 50's responses to his lady friends on Twitter after the jump.

Jun 29, 2011

Stephen Hawking Reads Beliebers’ Death Tweets to Tom Petterson [NSFW AUDIO]

Last week, when Justin Bieber was "attacked" by "a crazed man" in his 40s named Tom Petterson. Hoardes of Beliebers issued insane death threats against Tom. Who knew Beliebers were just like Juggalos? Anyway, turns out Tom was an undercover cop who was trying to save the kid's life. Hear that? That's the sound of millions of feet inserting into mouths. Anyway, Buzzfeed curated the top 20 death tweets from Bieber fans to Petterson. We decided to have world-renowned scientist Stephen Hawking read them off to you. Think of it as our version of Samuel L Jackson reading "Go The F*ck To Sleep". Check out the soundbites after the jump.

Feb 17, 2011

Is Stripper Boxing Better Than Real Boxing?

• Is stripper boxing better than real boxing? • Sexy time • The most amazing pong shots you'll EVER see... today • Conan's Grandmother reads his tweets • Who will be blamed when Charlie Sheen dies • Islanders fan gives the blowjob gesture to a Penguins player • How is this guy still having babies? • How to update your Facebook status without annoying everyone

May 30, 2010

6 Douchebag Celebrities Who Shouldn’t Reproduce

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he's a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don't believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Feb 22, 2010

John Mayer’s 16 Douchiest Quotes So Far

Honestly, I never paid too much attention to John Mayer. Sure, his earlier music hits were like lollipops from a...

Feb 25, 2009

44 Porn Stars Who Twitter [With Galleries]

Well, hot damn! Everyone seems to be on Twitter these days, including a ton of your favorite Porn Stars! By following their feeds, not only are you one click away from chatting with some of the sexiest chicks in the industry, you get to learn about what their lives are like when they're not, um, working... You know, if you're into that kind of thing.

Jan 12, 2009

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2009: Photo Edition

We here at COED have been closely been keeping tabs on this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and now they’re...

Jan 7, 2009

2009 AVN Awards: 10 Porn Stars Who Twitter

Saturday, January 10th marks the beginning of the 26th annual AVN Awards in Las Vegas, and that means pretty much...