• Watch The ‘Barney’ Balloon Pop And Make Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Watchable [VIDEO]

    We’re guessing that you didn’t actually watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade because it’s just a bor…

  • What To Wear To Thanksgiving Dinner

    Thanksgiving–a national holiday where we celebrate gluttony and the massacre of hundreds of thousands of turk…

  • 15 Cocktails For Thanksgiving Even A Birdbrain Can Make

    Family gatherings and sobriety don’t go well together. This is not news to you. But instead of reaching for your f…

  • 5 Videos Of Turkeys Attacking People [VIDEO]

    Americans will consume millions of turkeys on Thanksgiving. It’s only a matter of time until the birds rise up an…

  • Gluttonous Thanksgiving Turkey Leg Porn 2013 [57 PHOTOS]

    Thanksgiving is next week–coming in kind of late on November 28th, which coincides with an early Hanukkah, maki…

  • TV

    Mystery Science Theater 3000′s “Turkey Day” to Air on Nov. 28: A Thanksgiving Tradition Returns

    Thanksgiving is an imperfect holiday. Sure, you get to eat all the foods that you’re not supposed to eat and enjoy…

  • The Official Checklist For Whether Or Not You Should Fight That Hobo [VIDEO]

    A hobo comes up to you and wants to fight. Since you have only seconds to spare before he potentially stabs you and gives you hepatitis, it's imperative that you size up your opponent quickly. I think this video is a great study for when you're outmatched.

  • An In-Depth Summary Of The Thanksgiving Jets vs. Patriots Game [GIF]

    It's no coincidence that Mark Sanchez is butt of every joke. Here's your related NFL statistic of the day: the New York Jets gave up three touchdowns in 56 seconds of gametime.

  • Classic Thanksgiving Demotivational Posters [22 PICS]

    Thanksgiving is probably the most demotivational holiday there is. You get stuck in the cold with family members you pr…

  • 105 Sexy Reasons To Stay In The Kitchen Even When It’s Too Hot [PHOTOS]

    Whoever thought of the phrase, “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen” either never ha…

  • 10 ‘Danksgiving’ Pot Recipes The Whole Family Will Love

    Thanksgiving can be a stressful time. The travel sucks, half of your family members are strange and you have to pretend y…

  • Finally Someone Nails Their ‘What Are You Thankful For’ Thanksgiving List [PIC]

    Only a child would have the innocence required to create a list this honest. The rest of us would just be lying through our…

  • [PHOTOS] 101 Sets of All-American Breasts To Be Thankful For

    Here are the things I’m thankful for: when a bartender comps half my tab, when I find a low min blackjack table with…

  • 21 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [November 19th - November 26th]

    Your first reason as to why this week wont’ suck involves the fact that you’re getting a three-day weekend…

  • A Thanksgiving Turkey Shoot With The Sexiest WWE Divas In Recent History [PHOTOS]

    Some of you are returning home this Thanksgiving, staying in rooms that will now seem a little outdated (or possibly ren…

  • Gluttonous Thanksgiving Turkey Leg Pr0n [93 PHOTOS]

    Thanksgiving is the only holiday the revolves almost entirely around eating. (I think, I’m not doing any resear…

  • Saturday Night Live Nails The Going Home For Thanksgiving Experience [VIDEO]

    Nothing beats going home for the holidays. Correction: Everything beats going home for the holidays. Seriously, I…

  • 12 Awesome Thanksgiving Dinner Foods If You’re Gross

    Let’s be honest: Thanksgiving is a holiday most enjoyed by those of us who like to gorge ourselves. And who doesn&…

  • Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness 2012 [90 PHOTOS]

    Victoria’s Secret took some flack earlier this week after model Karlie Kloss wore a Native American headdress o…

  • Give Thanks For The 22 Best Deep-Fried Turkey Fire Videos

    Deep-fried turkeys for Thanksgiving taste awesome. Why wouldn’t they? You take a whole bird and dump it into a gi…

  • Tiffany Crystal’s Top Holiday Gifts For Athletic Chicks [#TIFFANYTUESDAY]

    In this week's edition of #TiffanyTuesday, Playboy model and former Miss COED Tiffany Crystal recounts her experience with Black Friday, with a creeper on Twitter, and provides our readers with top gifts for the athletic chick in your life. Check our her suggestions along with a phenomenal pic of Ms. Crystal's colossal sticker-covered cleavage after the jump!

  • Stuff Your Jive Turkey With These Thanksgiving Playlists [FREE DOWNLOADS]

    If you're sick of listening to the play-by-play commentary during the NFL games or the sound of your aunt's voice is making your brain leak or your Friendsgiving could use a soundtrack, we've got just the (cranberry) jams for you! The rad crew at RCRDLBL has compiled two Thanksgiving-themed playlists for your jive turkey @ss - The Good and the Bad. No ugly, though - we've got plenty of that goin' on the TV. Baste your brains with thick beats after the jump.

  • Demotivational Thursday: Thanksgiving Edition [22 PHOTOS]

    Every Thursday, we feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the cybersphere. Last week, we showed you the most selfless, loving type of person in the world - sluts. We figured that might not fly as much on a day like today, considering that most of you are back at home with your parents. Instead, we decided to get into the holiday spirits by showing you the funniest Thanksgiving Day-inspired demotivational posters (not that you'll need much demotivation once that Tryptophan starts setting in). Check them out after the jump!

  • Watch These Afghan Soldiers Smoke Pot Then Go Fight [VIDEO]

    Today you should probably be thankful that you're at home with your family or friends, not in f*cking Afghanistan with these knucklehead soldiers who smoke pot and are then supposed to help you. That's right, today I learned that the reason so many of the Afghani allied forces act retarded is because a lot of them are high. I mean, smoking before paintballing is one thing. Getting high before a real gunfight is something completely different. Check out the nonsense after the jump!

  • 7 Reasons Why We’re Thankful For Women [He Said / She Said]

    As men, we can do just about anything (except bleed for a week straight without dying) a woman can do. That doesn't change the fact that warm, happy feelings are bound to happen when the woman in your life does something for you. Yes, BJs are included in that list of "somethings" but that's not all I'm talking about. Since I've gotten into a sappy holiday mood, I feel inclined to lay out a few of the real reasons that we should take some time and let the ladies know we actually appreciate these "birds." Check them out after the jump!

  • Blackout Wednesday Brings Out The Weirdness [40 PHOTOS]

    While nerds get amped for Black Friday or Cyber Monday, we're pumped about Thanksgiving Eve aka Blackout Wednesday. For poor-ass college kids and young pros, this is the biggest night of the year. Seriously, New Year's Eve and St. Patrick's Day are for the birds and n00bz. Why? Because A) you get to hit on your high school crush B) reconnect with detention buddies C) numb the sting from haunting high school memories D) show off your newfound tolerance and E) nurse your hanogver the next day with the best combo ever - football and feasting. See what your future holds with 40 WTF photos of blacked out babes and wasted dudes after the "time travel" jump.

  • The Top 5 Holiday Traditions in Sports

    The two things we can count on to bring people together are holidays and sports. Everyone likes a day off from work and when you couple that with a sporting event, you’re staring down at a pair of aces. For some families, watching sports can be a bonding experience while others use it as a diversion or escape from family issues. And, if you don't have a fam, these sports will keep you company. Tri-State Sports Guys' Mike D has 5 great marriages of holidays and sports - check 'em out after the jump.

  • The 10 Best & Worst Thanksgiving Movies of All-Time [POLL]

    Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday for one thing only; food. It is the only holiday where we get a day off of work to eat until guts explode out of our bellies. No presents, no greeting cards and no religious rituals. But what about movies? There are a million Christmas films that are replayed every year on television. Where are the Thanksgiving movies? If you're tired of Charlie Brown and Home Alone, check out our list of the must-see and must-avoid T-give movies after the jump.

  • Gobble Up This Thanksgiving Turkey Shoot of WWE Divas [60 PHOTOS]

    Busted Coverage recently concluded its dedication to Wrestling Week. They gave us the Greatest Managers in Wrestling History, the All-Time Greatest Wrestling Heels, the Best Microphone Jockeys, and, our personal favorite, the All-Time Greatest Divas. With T-give entering the ring, we thought we'd give thanks for these women by taking a look at their past Thanksgiving photo shoots. Check 'em out after the jump.

  • COED’s Homecoming Party Playlists [Class of 2002-2010]

    Thanksgiving is all about football, feasting, and family. But, if you're in the 18-34 age demo, this time of year is also your high school's homecoming. You'll usually rage your face off on Blackout Wednesday, gnaw on some hair of the dog at your high school's homecoming football game against your bitter rivals, stuff your grill that night, pass out, then marvel at all the @ssholes losing their minds on Black Friday while you prep your 'puter for Cyber Monday. To get you amped for the plethora of parties bound to go down this week, we've put together playlists comprised of the past decade's most popular songs by graduating class. Check out each class's suggested playlist after the jump.

  • Thanksgiving Poca-Hotness 2011 [PHOTOS]

    It seems every time we post a photo gallery of hot women who claim to be Native American or who dress as Native Americans, w…

  • The Best And Worst Songs About Food

    Thanksgiving is here which means only one thing; it's time to eat yourself into a coma! While eating is nearly a national pastime in America, there are shockingly few songs that are actually about munching down on food. So while it may be slim pickings (pun...intended) here are some of the best, and worst, songs about food and the eating of said food. Note: all of these songs are actually about food, songs about Robert Plant's testicles and Kelis' blowjob talents are not eligible.

  • Easy To Make Turkey-Day Alternatives

    Not everyone's a turkey person. Even some pilgrims were turned off by dry, smelly turkey. Here are two alternative meals to try out this Thanksgiving, plus a dessert idea to please every palate. And with little preparation time, you'll have more fun hanging out with your loved ones on T-Day than checking in on a slow-cooking turkey every hour.

  • The 5 Relatives You’ll See on Thanksgiving

    As we head home for Thanksgiving, we are all making a list of people that we will see and asking ourselves why we couldn't have come up with an excuse not to go. Here are the five people that you will definitely this Thanksgiving...

  • 7 Classic Dinner Scenes In Movies

    As Thanksgiving Day approaches, we anticipate the festive meal with our loved ones in which we give thanks. Some have no trouble looking forward to a day filled with loved ones and joy. Then there are those who know there in for a roller coaster, whether it’s an Uncle who is way too loud or a cousin who nobody looks forward to seeing. A look at some movies which display amusing happenings at the dinner table.