Pretty Wild's Tess Taylor may have perfect boobs, but her living situation is far from it. In fact, it's pretty damn bizarre. Take the opening sequence in last week's episode on E!. The Playboy 2010 Cyber Girl of the Year is taking a shower and calls for her Mother to bring her a towel. The next thing you know, her Mother and her 15 year-old sister are in the bathroom with her setting up an impromptu nude photo shoot. Here is the play by play in pictures:
It's safe to say that Tess Taylor has exceeded our wildest exceptions when it comes to being pretty wild. In fact we'll go as far as to say that after we saw these topless screen grabs from her E! reality show, we decided she was probably downright crazy. So in hopes of extending her 15 minutes of fame, we give you the official Tess Taylor overdose. And if this overdose doesn't kill you, Kim Kardashian and Denise Milani certainly will.
We were in for a surprise when we found out that one of our new favorite NSFW reality stars and not one of these 20 most oogled women of Playboy, Tess Taylor, was officially crowned the 2010 Cyber Girl of the Year. Well Tess, congratulations. You're not only the proud winner of Cyber Girl, but also the winner of COED's newest award... most likely to show your boobs on national TV.
On Pretty Wild! 19-year-old Tess Taylor made a quick (bra-less) shirt change and the producers decided it would be cool to let her giant fake boobs hang in the wind. Pretty hot, but this isn't the first time Tess has been exxxposed to a mass market...