Holiday parties are the perfect opportunity to get laid. Everyone's in the giving spirit and for the majority of the country, it's too f***ing cold to sleep alone. Also, everyone's heading home for the break, so you don't have to deal with that awkward, where do we stand in the relationship talk until you get back. For sorority chicks, though, it's their last attempt to lay... the foundation for a spring semester bf. We commend them for their efforts with this celebratory gallery of their drunk party antics. Click the link to see the drunken debauchery.
We recently posted a video of "The Gentlemen's Rant" in which they bash Halloween. While we can understand some of their concerns, we still wouldn't change a thing about girls dressing slutty. No, of course we don't want to f*** a cat or a fireman, but it's the only way these girls can get away with dressing like hookers without getting arrested. The biggest, bestest, sluttiest of Halloween costumes usually belong to sorostitutes. So, chill out, grab a drank, and enjoy the show as we present our photo gallery of sexy sorority girls in their most revealing Halloween costumes after the jump.
Here's a quick frat math tutor session for you kiddies out there: since beer = college, and frat = college, frat = beer. Simple enough, right? You'd think so, but sometimes people bring un-fratty beers into a party. These people are thrown out. Bringing Mike's Hard Lemonade? Sororities hand out bids next semester, dude. Bud Light? How'd I guess that you're just visiting your sister who's still in college? Only the manliest of beers can make it past the moat of pledges / door-b*tches. The chosen few are after the jump!
Sororities are both hilarious and hot. Hilarious because no matter how proper and lady-like they try to portraty themselves, we all know they really like to party like animals, bongin' beers and getting down and dirty with dudes (and sometimes with each other... at least in our minds). They'll don a beautiful sun dress from a top designer then do a keg stand. They'll wear their prized high heels and keep them on while pinning their legs behind their heads. Sure, school's out for summer, but does that mean sorority chicks will cease to amaze us? No way. Let's take a look at what makes these greeks so damn chic: BOOBS! Peep the pics below and let us know who your favorite sorority is in the comments after the jump.
"Ask a Chick" is COED's new feature in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries that you're too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister, or mom. It's no holds barred here, folks, she's got the steel nerves to endure the grodiest of groan-inducing quandaries. In this week's edition of "Ask A Chick", Charlsie takes on topics like over-texting, a friend with benefits who might lose them, and analyzing why sorority chicks love the Cobra Starship song "Good Girls Gone Bad" so damn much. Read Charlsie's choice replies after the jump!
What makes a school frat? Just because your school has a greek system does not make it frat. National greek house needs to make money, so if a student can gather enough support to get the national office's attention then that person can be granted a charter for a house. Is a school that has a good athletic program automatically make it frat? A solid athletic program allows the university to have a frattier experience but by no means is that school frat. Example: University of Southern California is not frat. Southern Methodist University is FRAT. Please refer to the descriptions below to determine if your school is indeed FRAT. Read more after the jump!
Frat life can be a hard life if you're not familiar with its terminology. Like any other organization, if you can't speak the language ("talk the talk"), you can't walk the walk. So, to excel in your fratty endeavors, we decided to drop some bro-knowledge aka brah-ledge on your faces with this extremely useful and up-to-date glossary of fraternity terms. Some are well known, formal, and recognized by school boards everywhere while others have been cooked up in the moldy Gatorade bucket of the foul-smelling back room located in a dirty, beer-covered basement. Even if you're aren't in a frat, but embrace your fratty side, feel free to throw these terms around. Just be prepared to be confronted with inquiries about the secret handshake and multiple other code questions. See the full list after the jump!
You can tell a lot about a girl by what's in her room. For example, if everything is neat and organized, chances are she's pretty on top of things. If her room is a pig-sty, she may be more laid back -- so you can probably take her as being one of the guys. Too much pink? It could signal a college girl that hasn't fully grown up yet. Too many childhood toys? Yeah, she's definitely not looking to grow up anytime soon. However, the color scheme seems like a joke in comparison to so many other things you could find. For your future relationship sanity, here is a list of ten things that should probably scare you off in a girl's room.