Possible scenario: You're about to ejaculate for the first time ever. And let's say you're, like, um... 70 years old. Minimum. Will your condom be able to contain such a backlog of man-juice? Luckily, there are men in far-off foreign lands (which lands, I have no idea) with the scientific background and wherewithal to get to the bottom of such inquiries. Unfortunately though, I watched the video and I still don't know the answer to the man-juice question. What I do know is that I'd much rather be sticky from an explosion of Coke than sticky from an explosion of... you know... the other thing.
So New York City went and did the unthinkable by banning large fountain sodas from being sold in restaurants and movie t…
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Ever since beer was invented, Man has been devising ways to consume it as fast as possible. The beer bong is a time-tested, surefire way to do just that. Everyone loves a good beer bong. Even chicks! Some bongers are faster than others. Some just suck (in the bad way). Don't have the time or the money to build a legitimate beer bong? No need to worry, we've got your back. Here are 15 creative ways you can turn simple household items into tools of mass consumption that even MacGyver would be proud of.
We all remember those moments in high school where someone sneakily pulled out a bottle of booze they found in their parent’s basement, as if it were some sort of magical elixir. Maybe we thought it would make us look cool, or maybe we were just curious, but somehow we couldn’t resist. Even if it was a seven-year old plastic pint of vodka that was sitting in someone’s Dad’s sock drawer, you’ll never forget some of the disgusting, weird drinks you tried back in high school.
Just thinking about putting something even remotely disgusting in my mouth starts that weird excess saliva you get right before you're about to hurl. Which is why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the 14 beverages on Crack.com's latest hilari-post, Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World.