Two things come to mind when I hear the word “boat”. One is The Lonely Island’s “I’m On a Boat”...
Back in the day COED had a pretty sweet feature in which we highlight the beautiful attribute known as the butt in a little something we called, "Sweet Ass Tuesday". We recently featured the backside of George Clooney's former arm candy in a special edition S.A.T. and it made us miss the glory days of damn fine dumpers. So, we've decided to back dat ass up for a bigger comeback than Michael Vick, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Downey, Jr. combined. Check out the triumphant return after the jump.
Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about...
The 95th Indianapolis 500 is scheduled to run on May 29, 2011 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. This marks the 100th anniversary of the first Indianapolis 500. The race is being billed as "The Most Important Race in History". What's most important to us about this race? The pit babes, of course! These fine females bring beauty and grace to one of the dudeliest places on Earth, an oil-drenched grease monkey's wet dream, where races are won and lost. Coverage begins at 11am ET on ABC with COED favorite Brent Musberger bringing you the action. In the meantime, we've got you covered with the hottest Grand Prix pole-sitters. Just remember to pace yourself or you'll blow a rod. See the pics after the jump!
With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it's important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It's truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don't imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!
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Just what in the holy hell are grid girls? Grid girls - otherwise known as race queens, pit babes, paddock girls , or umbrella girls - are extremely sexy women who are hired to keep their driver cool using an umbrella or other various methods all while wearing tight, revealing outfits that bear the racer's sponsors. And, we all know, if you want to rock a skin tight, revealing outfit your body better be bonkers, buxom, and beautiful. That goes for the front AND the rear. So, while most fans check out the grill, we explore the tailpipe with this photo gallery of grid girls bumpers.
We haven't a clue what they put in the South American water supply that causes gorgeous girls to grow beautiful and bountiful backsides, but please keep it up. Brazil, Chile and Argentina consistently produce some of the most sexy women in the world and more times than not, the ladies asses are awe-inspiring. Case in point, Argeninian model Alejandra Plaza.
Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival - the butt. Since we're finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we've pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They'll have you singing, "Back that ass up!" See the pics after the jump!
In early April 2009, EnglishRussia.com reported there was a new photo trend sweeping Russia thanks to a girl named "Vilena" who took a self shot pic in which her butt was raised and her head was lowered with her eyes looking at the camera. Call me crazy, but I'm 99% sure this pose existed before the random Ruskie came long. Just look at "World's Biggest Whore" and awesome adult film star Bree Olson who re-created the signature look before our interview with her in March 2009. As you can see from Bree, the pose makes the lovely lady hump look like a heart, so we thought it'd be fitting to make a gallery of Vilena Valentines for your lonely single ass. Face down, ass up, that's the way we like our women to celebrate Valentine's Day. See the pics after the jump!
If you're like us, you absolutely detest the halftime shows at the Super Bowl. Ever since Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" in 2004, the NFL has rolled out tame act after tame act with the exception of The Boss boss-cocking the world and Prince's phallic guitar making everyone wet. Since the Black Eyes Peas are due to perform, we can't say we're expecting much. Sure, Fergie could pee her pants again, but it can't compare to hot chicks in lingerie. So, why not tune in to the Lingerie Bowl? It's the next big thing to Lingerie Day. We just wish Danielle Lloyd, Candice Swanpoel, Sara Jean Underwood and Rosie Jones were playing. Get pumped with this photo gallery of fine backsides from the Lingerie Football League.
It's no secret how much we love Sofia Vergara here at COED. From our Women that Wowed to our virtual Vergara Overdose we are absolutely cuckoo for this cleavage-blessed Columbian. So naturally, we were very excited to see Sofia at Sunday's SAG Awards showing off her greatest assets... in addition to that million-dollar smile. We have to think the night's biggest winner was non-other than 12-year old Modern Family co-star Rico Rodriguez for being at the right place at the right height for receiving numerous voluptious Vergara hugs. Way to go Manny!
The Australian Open is the first of the four annual Grand Slam tennis tournaments. The two-time defending women's singles champion Serena Williams is out, but her sister Venus is in. The jury's still out on the Williams sisters' hotness. Some guys prefer the stockier build while others opt for the more feminine physique like those featured in our Babes of the US Open 2010 galleries: Maria Sharapova, Mandy Minella, Carolina Wozniacki, and Victoria Azarenka, to name a few. Venus' short dress has caused quite the buzz lately. So much so it prompted us to put together a collection of our favorite butt shots. Butt? Butt what? Exactly. Double love. Advantage YOU.
As 2010 comes to a close, we begin to look ahead to 2011. How will the sexiest female athletes from 2010 fare? Will everyone forget about Lindsey Vonn? Will that one pic of Natalie Gulbis stretching continue to grace every single golf-related post on the internet? Will another rising MMA star supplant Gina Carano as the hottest girl who can kick your ass? Every site and their mother will be making predictions, but our brohams at Bleacher Report probably have the most comprehensive guesstimation of the girls who will punt, pass, kick, and putt their slim, taut, lean bodies into your late night fantasies. Think about baseball all you want, but Jennie Finch will ruin that strategy!
Growing up one of the greatest joys leading up to Christmas was opening each door on the Advent Calendar. At least, on the calendars that reward you with chocolate and not some bible passage. That joy might diminish over the years, but a part of us still craves the simple open door, get a treat dynamic. We at COED miss that feeling and we know you do, too.
If you're into surf and sand, you've probably heard of Reef, the fine producers of authentic surf sandals. COED is no stranger to Reef Girls, we've prominently featured their finest attributes in a gallery that had us all hanging ten. Recently, Surfline.com held a "Miss Reef" photo contest to celebrate 25 years of Reef bikini models' backsides. Although voting is now closed and summer's over, COED wants to keep the beach party going with a riveting gallery of ravishing Reef Girls rear ends.
When it comes to beach butts, the most famous, of course, are the ever-lovely Reef Girls. And when it comes to countries with the best behinds, Brazil, obviously, takes the winning spot. But we now have a new contender in the bodacious babes department: The Chileans. All this awesome action takes place at the deliciously debaucherous Reñaca beach in Chile, where oodles of bikini-clad hotties congregate. Vacation, anyone?
Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we're about to tell you. We need women's sports to exist in this world because we need to see photos that show the ass-entials of pole vaulting and beach volleyball. Not following our logic? Take a look at our latest research on lady surfers and you'll understand where we're going with this.
Network TV's hottest MILF had us glued to Modern Family all last season. But the super sexy Sofia Vergara first got our attention when she showed her sweet ass on Entourage. So in honor of all her amazing success last year, we're proud to give you the enough Sofia Vergara pics to OD on.
Brazil's soccer team is ranked #1 in the world and we're rooting for them to win again in their match against Côte d’Ivoire on Sunday. Not just because they deserve to win, but also because it gives us another wonderful opportunity to check out the country's best ass-ets (and we're not talking about Kaka or Ronaldino... nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And if you're thinking about cheering for the other team, well think again because we're giving you 168 bootyiful reasons to root for Brazil.
Here’s to the honeys that hoist their bottoms high....
Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn’t published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good...
Oh hell yes, Sweet Ass Tuesday is back, baby! Yeah! We took a long hiatus on this weekly feature for reasons we can't even explain (it involves three Vietnamese potbelly pigs and a case of Jack Daniels, that's all we'll say...). But the wait is finally over. This week, we've got some of the best booties you've ever seen in your entire freakin' life. So, what are you waiting for? Get on to the ass!
We're all a little sad that the Olympic Committee bypassed Chicago for the 2016 Summer Games. But bygones are bygones, and it's time to move on to bigger and better things - like all the glorious Brazilian booty to gaze upon with the Games going to Rio de Janeiro! To help you get over your Olympic melancholy, we've put together an excellent...
Gentlemen, welcome to the latest installment of Sweet Ass Tuesday! Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn't published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea what this post is about just by looking at the pictures. Yep, that's right - super hot asses!! It doesn't get much more simple than that. So take a gander at this week's derrieres, and remember what's really important in life. (Yes, the answer is "asses", again.)
Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.
Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums. (A note to all you S.A.T. fans out there: we've decided to up the ass ante to twice a month, so... high five!)
Hell yes, it's Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that's what this day is all about - the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you're a boob-man, you'll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.
We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer,...
As you hopefully know by now, the outfit a woman wears has a huge impact on how smokin' she looks. And nothing helps that noble cause more than the sexy styling of the stocking. There's just something about how this ingenious garment looks on the legs that can make a man lose his damn mind...
Photographs of gorgeous butts....