[45 pics!] We congratulate Scarlett Johansson as Esquire magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive--and back the mag up with plenty of pics and some awesome .gifs!
The winner of Esquire's 2012 'Sexiest Woman Alive' award goes to Mila Kunis, a personal favorite of ours. Forgetting the fact that she's just started dating Ashton Kutcher, I think it's fair to say that Mila is having one of the best years of her career. Esquire was kind enough to provide new photographs to show why they picked the actress. Journalistic integrity at its finest. Check them out inside.
Last night's NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship was weak sauce. At one point, Bulter was 2 for 23 from the field. I'm fairly confident I could hobble onto the court with my shredded ACL and hit a few J's from the elbow. The word "forgettable" comes to mind. But, to compensate for that poor display of athleticism, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Madness has given us a national championship worthy of e*** proportions: Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker vs. 30 Rock assistant Katrina Bowden. In this matchup, we'd say Bowden's like Butler (underdog) and Decker's like UConn (favorite). Unlike last night's brickfest, this one should be close. Last week, we posted a bunch of Katrina's Facebook photos along with a recap of her road to victory. We're confident she won't sh*t the bed like the Bulldogs. Vote for your favorite after the jump!
It's one thing to douche outrageously. But when you do it married to the consensus sexiest woman alive, you need fall on a sword or go play in traffic. So, needless to say, you're on alert, Griffin Guess, better known as Mr. Marissa Miller. Then again, it's completely natural to hate on a guy when your wife looks like this.
Scarlett Johansson. She's so sexy you'd throw yourself in traffic and be okay with the damage you did to yourself. She's the kind of lady that your actual lady would be okay with you oogling over and she's daring enough to take roles that show that she's more than an ungodly pretty face. And she'll make out with Sandra Bullock . And now: SHE'S NUDE! ALL NATURAL, BABY!
OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius, out to f**k with us slobbering simpletons who just wait around for the supreme super-hottie to do anything, say anything, so we can put up a post about it. Or, something terrible has happened in her brain. Seriously, some of the things this woman says are making us a little worried. Not that they've at all effected how hot we think she is - we're just concerned is all...
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