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  • Katy Perry Santa Sighting: Okay, One Early Christmas We Don’t Mind [VIDEO]

    It's almost too late to complain about early Christmas decorations--but we don't mind seeing this video of Katy Perry on Santa's lap!

  • What Your Danky-Ass Nasty Beard Says About You

    Here is a rather scathing review of beards because you woke up today and thought you wanted some random chick on the internet to judge your facial hair aesthetic in a mean-spirited, blithe tone.

  • Santa Claus Crushes Beer Bongs & Beer Pong [PHOTOS]

    Let’s be honest, Santa’s a pretty stressed out dude. Don’t let that jolly routine fool you. After a…

  • Today I Learned Where Santa Claus Originally Came From [VIDEO]

    I didn't find this video on Reddit, but that doesn't mean that I can't learn anything today. I've heard the stories about where the man/myth/legend known as Santa Claus came from, but before watching this video I never got the complete story. For many reasons, hopefully none of you watching this are five years old - I wouldn't want to be responsible for ruining Christmas. Unless you're my cousins, and I thought it was already fairly obvious that "Santa Claus" was our really our uncle. Video after the jump!

  • You Better Not Be Naughty, Santa’s Packin’ [30 PHOTOS]

    He sees you when you're sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol' St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list - Military Santa don't deliver coal, homey.

  • 60 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be Santa Claus

    December 6th is Saint Nicholas Day. On this day, there's a festival for children in many European countries celebrating "the bringer of gifts". The American Santa Claus, as well as Father Christmas, derive from the legends surrounding the Dutch Sinterklaas aka De Goedheiligman (The Good Holy Man). For a holiday targeted to kids, they seem awfully upset about sitting on the big guy's lap. If you're the poor schmuck who's been suckered into being a mall Santa, you might want to explore other routes after seeing our gallery of sadly hilarious mall santa pics after the jump.

  • The Ultimate Christmas Music Playlist (1984-2010)

    One of the best things about Christmas time is the music. It's bright, colorful, and warm; just what you need to get through the cold winter months. I, being a young angry man, have the punk rock attitude of going a bit against the grain. While I do appreciate the likes of Burl Ives, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, and even the wholly depressing "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon, I prefer my diet of Christmas music to be a bit more modern. So today I bring to you, some of my favorite modern Christmas tunes. Enjoy!!

  • TV

    7 Christmas Movies That Will Never Get Old

    If you’ve watched more than three consecutive minutes of television recently, you’ve probably seen sni…

  • Christmas Drinking Games That’ll Rock Your Jingle Bells

    Remember when you were a kid and Christmas was the best day of the year? You laid out cookies and milk for Santa before going to bed, and you were jumping out of bed before the sun rose, begging to open all your presents on Christmas morning. But times have changed. Fast forward a few years and now it's hard to drag yourself out of bed before noon, the presents from Santa aren't nearly as cool, and the only plus side of the holiday is you're allowed to drink hard alcohol before 5pm and nobody looks at you like you have a drinking problem. To add a little more fun to the festivities, here are some of the drinking games you can play throughout the day.

  • Sexy Santa’s Lap… Dance [25 Photos]

    Let's face it, Santa's life kinda sucks. His wife's let herself go, his home's in the coldest place on earth and he spends the last month of every year with a urine filled lap left by balling babies at the local mall. It's no wonder he likes to drink. But with all the bad, there's also some good. And we have to think, these gorgeous gals sitting on Santa's lap is more than enough to keep him coming back year after year... regardless of the occasional awkward boner.

  • Santa Claus Pongin’ and Beer Bongin’ [35 Photos]

    Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santa Claus - whichever moniker you land on, one thing's for sure: Dude knows how to party. Ever wonder why he's so jolly? No, it's not all the hot chicks with colossal cleavage that sit on his lap at the mall nor is it the milk and cookies. It's 'cuz he's got a decent buzz going from beer pongin' and bongin'. Let's be honest, would any SOBER person wear a bright red jumpsuit with furry cuffs and black boots? Plus, my man has to travel around the globe in 1 day and deliver millions of gifts. He's allowed to let loose and celebrate, ah'ight? You got the bottle, I got the cup, come on, everybody, let's get...

  • Very Creepy Christmas Taxidermy [20 Photos]

    Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren't quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it's downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

  • Santa Needs a Drink [Gallery]

    Pictures of Santa terrifying children.…

  • Movies This Week: I Love Black Swan The Warrior’s Way

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 89 barely edged out the animated Rapunzel flick Tangled by a less than $350k. Burlesque took the fourth spot with $11 mil while boner rom com Love and Other Drugs was stronger than Faster. This week's entries feature the best ballerina on ballerina kiss in the history of lesbianism, ninjas battling cowboys, a gay conman, Black Panthers, the afterlife, psycho yuppies, and Santy Claus. Anyone else watching the Scrooged marathon on AMC? Awesome, right? Read this first, though.

  • TV

    24 on 34th Street [VIDEO]

    The good folks at Rebel Virals have put together this awesome mash-up just in time for Christmas and the upcoming season of 24. If there is one thing to take away from this video it's you don't f**k with Santa.

    Props to The Daily What for uncovering this gem.

  • Creepy Christmas Taxidermy

    Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren't quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it's downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

  • NORAD Santa Radar

    Track Santa as he makes his deliveries all over the world! Google Maps will refresh Santa’s position every 5 minu…

  • The Daily Shocker: Tase Her

    A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, w…

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