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Jan 28, 2016Culture
Iowa Republican Debate 2016: Date, What Time & TV Channel

Iowa Republican Debate 2016: Date, What Time & TV Channel

There’s another GOP debate tonight and it’s going to be a doozy, especially considering frontrunner Donald Trump has bluntly stated...

Jan 17, 2016Culture
Fourth Democratic Debate 2016 Live Stream: How To Watch Online

Fourth Democratic Debate 2016 Live Stream: How To Watch Online

The fourth Democratic debate airs tonight, and Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Martin O’Malley are set to take their spot...

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Jan 17, 2016Culture
Fourth Democratic Debate 2016, Jan 17: Start Time & TV Channel Guide

Fourth Democratic Debate 2016, Jan 17: Start Time & TV Channel Guide

The fourth Democratic Debate airs tonight on NBC News at 9 p.m. Eastern time, just three days after the sixth...

Jan 12, 2016News
State Of The Union Address 2016: Start Time, TV Channel & Live Stream

State Of The Union Address 2016: Start Time, TV Channel & Live Stream

Tonight is Barack Obama‘s first State of the Union of 2016, and also his final address before he leaves office...

Dec 11, 2015News
Harvard Poll Shows Millennials Want a Democrat in the White House

Harvard Poll Shows Millennials Want a Democrat in the White House

Harvard University is getting political. In a recent political poll that targeted millennial voters, the majority that were surveyed indicted...

Dec 10, 2015College
Western Illinois University Knows Who Will Be The Next President of the United States

Western Illinois University Knows Who Will Be The Next President of the United States

Western Illinois University has predicted the next president of the United States, and their prophecy holds some weight. The college ...

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Oct 19, 2015Culture
Lindsay Lohan May Be Running For President & Dear God Someone Save Us

Lindsay Lohan May Be Running For President & Dear God Someone Save Us

Lindsay Lohan is making a comeback – as a 2020 presidential hopeful. The presumably unstable actress made the announcement on...

Be a Good American, Sign This Petition to Have Jon Stewart Moderate the Next Debate

Be a Good American, Sign This Petition to Have Jon Stewart Moderate the Next Debate

In our latest edition of “Things We Didn’t Know We Wanted But Now Truly Need,” there is a petition on ...

Aug 21, 2015

Of Course There’s A Donald Trump Adult Film Parody Coming Soon

Of Course There’s A Donald Trump Adult Film Parody Coming Soon

Wonderful citizens of the United States of America, brace yourselves, because the Donald Trump Adult Film Parody you never asked...

Aug 14, 2015

Who Are The Presidential Candidates 2016? Full List

Who Are The Presidential Candidates 2016? Full List

It’s finally election season, and people are putting in their name for the 2016 presidential bid. So far there are...

Aug 6, 2015

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Jul 30, 2015News
Chris Christie Makes Presidential Canidacy Even Less Likely With Weed Comments

Chris Christie Makes Presidential Canidacy Even Less Likely With Weed Comments

In case there was anyone out there who actually wanted New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to win the Republican ticket...

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Nov 21, 2013News
20 Things You Didn’t Know About JFK Conspiracies

20 Things You Didn’t Know About JFK Conspiracies

November 22, 2013, marks the 50th anniversary of one of America’s darkest days–when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in...

Mar 20, 2013Sports
President Obama’s NCAA Bracket Is Awful

President Obama’s NCAA Bracket Is Awful

I don't like to get into politics. I'm a registered Green Party member anyway, so what the hell do I know. But I'll call 'em how I see 'em...

Feb 15, 2013Funny
Yes, This President Obama Drawing A Penis Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Yes, This President Obama Drawing A Penis Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

What’s the point of being the most powerful man on Earth if you can’t draw dicks on important documents like...

Dec 19, 2012News
Every Single Winner Of Time Magazine’s ‘Person Of Year’ Since 1927 [PHOTOS]

Every Single Winner Of Time Magazine’s ‘Person Of Year’ Since 1927 [PHOTOS]

As I’m sure most of you have heard by now, President Barack Obama has won the “Person of the Year”...

Nov 7, 2012News
This Is Sad: People Googling ‘Who Is Running For President’ Saw A Huge Spike This Week

This Is Sad: People Googling ‘Who Is Running For President’ Saw A Huge Spike This Week

How large does the rock you’re living under have to be for you to turn to Googling “who is running...

Nov 6, 2012
Election 2012’s Best Presidential Write-In Candidate [PIC]

Election 2012’s Best Presidential Write-In Candidate [PIC]

Don’t be surprised if a gay dog doesn’t end up just pulling this thing out. Barack Obama was our first...

Nov 6, 2012Culture
20 Things You Didn’t Know About The White House

20 Things You Didn’t Know About The White House

The 2012 election has been one of the most hyped in history. We’ve been hearing about both these candidate for...

Oct 24, 2012News
‘United States’ Spelled Wrong On Ballot In County In Washington State

‘United States’ Spelled Wrong On Ballot In County In Washington State

When it comes to Election Day, we all make mistakes. I once voted for Ralph Nader for President in two...

Oct 4, 2012Funny
What We Learned From Last Night’s Presidential Debate: Obama & Romney Should Swap Hair

What We Learned From Last Night’s Presidential Debate: Obama & Romney Should Swap Hair

Next let's see what they would look like if they swapped ties!

Oct 4, 2012Funny
10 Funniest Tweets About Last Night’s Presidential Debate

10 Funniest Tweets About Last Night’s Presidential Debate

If you are able to process your immediate surroundings, you’re probably aware that there was a big presidential debate last...

Oct 3, 2012Funny
Top Presidential Debate Zingers – THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT!

Top Presidential Debate Zingers – THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT!

All good presidential debates have good zingy-lines: a rejoinder that nails the opponent and sticks in viewers’ minds for weeks...

Sep 26, 2012
Democrats And Republicans Can Both Agree That This President Obama Dance Video Is Great [VIDEO]

Democrats And Republicans Can Both Agree That This President Obama Dance Video Is Great [VIDEO]

I don't know much about politics except that you should always vote for the candidate who has the craziest video of a guy wearing a mask of him doing kick ass dance moves on YouTube.

Sep 26, 2012Funny
Finding Out Monica Lewinsky Probably ‘Stimulated’ Bill Clinton’s ‘Anus’ ‘Orally’ Was Worth The 15 Year Wait

Finding Out Monica Lewinsky Probably ‘Stimulated’ Bill Clinton’s ‘Anus’ ‘Orally’ Was Worth The 15 Year Wait

See all the black in the image above? For those of you who aren't lawyers or scientists or whatever, that's called "redacted" text. In layman's parlance, that's the part of Monica Lewinsky's sworn deposition where she probably admitted to licking our 42nd President's ass. According to The Smoking Gun (possibly the foremost authority on presidential salad tossing)...

Sep 20, 2012Funny
Romney’s Crafty Response To ’47 Percent’ [VIDEO]

Romney’s Crafty Response To ’47 Percent’ [VIDEO]

Some are saying that Romney’s recorded remarks about 47% of Americans being lazy and entitled are the death of his...

Sep 8, 2012Funny
6 Weirdest and Untrue Political Convention Happenings

6 Weirdest and Untrue Political Convention Happenings

Politics makes strange bedfellows. But so do buddy-comedy road-trip movies; especially when they wake up in a hotel bed together...

Sep 4, 2012Culture
Learn How To Make Your Very Own Batch Of The White House’s Beer [VIDEO]

Learn How To Make Your Very Own Batch Of The White House’s Beer [VIDEO]

One petition that you know COED was interested in signing was for the release of the White House’s very own...

Aug 31, 2012Funny
Harmon Leon and David Elmaleh Talk Crap! [SPREECAST]

Harmon Leon and David Elmaleh Talk Crap! [SPREECAST]

Beloved Comedy Vertical readers, we are pleased to announce a new, regular feature: Harmon Leon and David Elmaleh Talk Crap!...

Aug 31, 2012Funny
Clint Eastwood’s Top 5 GOP Convention Quotes [VIDEO MASHUP]

Clint Eastwood’s Top 5 GOP Convention Quotes [VIDEO MASHUP]

Clint Eastwood made a surprise appearance last night at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla.  The tough guy actor...

Aug 20, 2012Funny
Yes, This Bill Clinton “I’m Here for the Free Pussy Riot” Moment Happened [52 PHOTOS]

Yes, This Bill Clinton “I’m Here for the Free Pussy Riot” Moment Happened [52 PHOTOS]

You can be sure that if one American politician is paying attention to Pussy Riot, it’s Slick Willy–and that guy...

Jun 26, 2012Entertainment
Obama Sings Bieber and the Best Videos of the Day

Obama Sings Bieber and the Best Videos of the Day

What if President Obama teamed up with Justin Bieber? What would that uber-duo be like? Would this dynamic pair top...

Jun 18, 2012Funny
Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton + Other Politicians In Drag [‘SHOPPED]

Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton + Other Politicians In Drag [‘SHOPPED]

I don’t know what else you want me to say about these photos except for the fact that they’re strangely...

May 8, 2012Funny
Where Are The 10.5 Million People During Putin’s Inauguration? [VIDEO]

Where Are The 10.5 Million People During Putin’s Inauguration? [VIDEO]

So you may or may not have heard the news, but Putin’s back in power. Whatever, that’s not interesting –...

Apr 29, 2012Funny
Jimmy Kimmel Kills It At The White House Correspondants’ Dinner [VIDEO]

Jimmy Kimmel Kills It At The White House Correspondants’ Dinner [VIDEO]

We can understand if you didn’t watch the White House Correspondants’ Dinner, but you should know that you missed Jimmy...

Feb 20, 2012Movies
Posters for Presidential Action Movies We’d Like To See

Posters for Presidential Action Movies We’d Like To See

Last week we told you about the first trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. In that article, we also mentioned...

Nov 8, 2011Funny
Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons

Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011's an "off-year", next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of "Leader of the Free World". With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn't count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

Sep 13, 2011Music
Russian President Medvedev Dances Like Carlton [VIDEO]

Russian President Medvedev Dances Like Carlton [VIDEO]

This video was apparently taken at a reunion at a university that the current Russian President, Dmitry Medvedev, attended. He's the one in the grey suit; the one dancing like a white Carlton to the song 'American Boy.' By the way, check out that hot-*ss biddie in the white on the left. She's probably Medvedev's bottom-b*tch, just hanging and dancing while he turns his back. That kind of stuff happens in Russia right? I mean you've got people getting picked out of pools by an excavator, why wouldn't there be dancers hired? Check out the Russian Carlton after the jump.

Aug 15, 2011News
Cat Scans, Presidential Images, Bad Menus [WEBSITES OF THE WEEK]

Cat Scans, Presidential Images, Bad Menus [WEBSITES OF THE WEEK]

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we've done just that. If you're looking to murder some time, you can't do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature literal cat scans, messages from our presidents, and menus that should really watch their phrasing. Check out some of the best sites on the web after the jump!

Jun 29, 2011News
Commanders-In-Cheef: 9 Presidents Who Smoked Trees

Commanders-In-Cheef: 9 Presidents Who Smoked Trees

F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking 'headie of state' since the country was founded. Don't even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

Mar 25, 2011Funny
9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad FatherDanica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Feb 21, 2011News
Funny Money Graffiti [PICS]

Funny Money Graffiti [PICS]

Today, February 21st, we celebrate Presidents Day, which honors the birth of our first President, George Washington, the original G-Dub. When one thinks of the great leaders of our past, one thing comes to mind: money money money. MONEY! Greenbacks, bucks, clams, bones, moolah, big ones, Franklins, Benjis, Lincolns, Hamiltons, Jacksons, TJs - whatever you call it, if you have it, you've got IT - as in the power, the respect, the entourage, the access, the women. Money makes the world go 'round and defacing it is illegal. But, it's also hilarious. We've gathered the funniest and most creative alterations to currency in one graffiti-laced gallery that will have you SAVING yo' cash, homey. See the works of art after the jump!

Feb 21, 2011News
Top 10 Presidential Sex Scandals

Top 10 Presidential Sex Scandals

Where there's power, there's usually sex.  And no office is more powerful than the President of the United States. And what is a good presidency without secret children, hush money or naughty interns? Presidential sex scandals go back as far as the Founding Fathers, and so as we celebrate Presidents Day, we stop to remember our former leaders by taking a look back at the top 10 presidential sex scandals that rocked the political world. See who made the cut after the jump!

Oct 8, 2010Girls
Ridiculously Hot Russian Calendar Girls [40 Photos]

Ridiculously Hot Russian Calendar Girls [40 Photos]

Vladimir Putin turned 58 earlier this week. To celebrate, female students from Moscow State University posed for an erotic calendar for the second year in a row. Some students have protested the publication by taping over their mouths. THANK YOU! Now, we can not only enjoy the calendar, but also these other Russian calendar girls. We've never been happier to see time fly! Bring on November!

Oct 8, 2010
40 Ridiculously Hot Russian Calendar Girls [PHOTO GALLERY]

40 Ridiculously Hot Russian Calendar Girls [PHOTO GALLERY]

Photos of amazingly sexy Russian Calendar Girls....

May 7, 2010Girls
Real Pirates Vs. Sexy Pirates – Showdown

Real Pirates Vs. Sexy Pirates – Showdown

Just when we thought we could go back to thinking of pirates as sexy girls walking around on Halloween wearing nothing but an eyepatch, the Somali Pirates hijack a Russian Oil Tanker. But this time the pirates messed with the wrong people. This morning the Russians fought back and recaptured their 50 million dollar oil cargo. Real Pirates Vs. Sexy Pirates..who ya got? Check out the pictures and vote below...

Mar 2, 2010News
Change You Can Believe In . . . Or Can We?

Change You Can Believe In . . . Or Can We?

On the wings of promise Obama took office with an approval rating ready to get things done (63.3%). Roughly a year later the ‘boo’ birds are starting to come out as Obama’s approval has slipped below 50%.

Jul 15, 2009Sports
President Obama Behind The Scenes at The All Star Game

President Obama Behind The Scenes at The All Star Game

President Obama At The All Star Game • Alyssa Milano Is A Baseball Ho • Hottest Women on Univision • Top 10 Dunks of 09 NBA Season • Wow, She is Mean!Kobe Bryant vs. A 14 year-old

Jul 14, 2009News
Obama Plans Cash Infusion for Community Colleges

Obama Plans Cash Infusion for Community Colleges

President Obama will propose a $12 billion investment in the nation's community colleges today, arguing that the money will drive expansions and reforms in the system that are needed to help people get educated in the struggling economy. Obama will unveil the reforms during a speech at Macomb Community College in Warren, Mich., this afternoon. Later, he will throw out the first pitch at baseball's All-Star Game in St. Louis.

Jun 24, 2009News
The End of Flavored Blunts?

The End of Flavored Blunts?

Yesterday, President Obama signed into law a anti-tobacco bill, which will make the distribution of flavored cigarettes illegal. The law is intended to limit tobacco products being "marketed to children", but this could also signal the end to something any pot smoker holds dear: flavored blunts.

May 13, 2009News
Obama Chooses Students Over Banks

Obama Chooses Students Over Banks

Say you've got a few billion dollars burning a hole in your pocket and you can give it either to bankers or needy college students. Whom do you choose? This is not a trick question. Confronted with that choice, Washington has for years given money to banks in subsidies and guarantees to encourage them to provide college student loans. But now, President Barack Obama wants to cut out the middlemen...

Apr 29, 2009Stuff
Obama’s First 100 Babes

Obama’s First 100 Babes

Well, for better or worse, we've made it through the first 100 days of the Obama presidency. There's been a few ups, a few downs and whole hell of a lot of people acting like total douchebags. But regardless of whether or not you think Obama's first 100 days has been a success, there's one thing we can all agree on - super hot chicks! So we've compiled the loveliest lady from each day of the first 100 days of the Obama presidency to give you Obama's First 100 Babes!

Apr 28, 2009News
5 Positive Side Effects of the Resurgence of Pirates

5 Positive Side Effects of the Resurgence of Pirates

Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn't such a bad thing.

Mar 20, 2009News
Top 5 Toughest Presidents

Top 5 Toughest Presidents

Being the leader of the free world is a tough job. You have to have a set of stones if you're going to let the world know who's boss. However, some Presidents are more physically imposing then others and would have no problem showing the opposition who's boss. Here are the top five President's that, if Politics were the UFC,would stomp Hugo Chavez's ass.

Feb 12, 2009
Threats Against President Obama

Threats Against President Obama

• Threats Against President ObamaTen Awesome Live News TV Blunders • Jarah Mariano Has My Vote For SI '10 • 66 Models In Red Lingerie • Awesome Keg Stand Faceplant • Carly Zucker Is A WAG To Watch

Jan 20, 2009Stuff
A Guide To Watching The Obama Inauguration Online

A Guide To Watching The Obama Inauguration Online

It is on. And it’s online. So you want to witness the exciting hoopla surrounding today’s historic Presidential Inauguration of Barack Obama, but you’re stuck going to class or penned to your desk at work. Fear not boys and girls, the Internet has got your back. From Facebook and Twitter to live streaming on your iPhone, this is definitely not your grandfather’s inauguration.

Dec 14, 2008Entertainment
Roll Up With Obama

Roll Up With Obama

We all know President-elect Barack Obama has smoked marijuana, but it seems some people don’t think linking him further to...

Dec 8, 2008Entertainment
Smokin’ Presidents

Smokin’ Presidents

Happy Presidents Day: A visual index of the POTUS' Smoking Habits.

Nov 15, 2008Culture
The Obama Baby Boom

The Obama Baby Boom

If you were a Barack Obama supporter on November 4, election night erupted with something close to euphoria, once the...

Nov 13, 2008
President Bush Throws The Shocker

President Bush Throws The Shocker

President Bush Throws The Shocker Dartmouth Jr. Wins Local Election Using FaceBook Ads Pregnant Man is Pregnant Again! Just In!...