5 Sad Winning Lottery Stories To Make Powerball Losers Feel Better

You’re probably feeling a little down right now because the lottery ticket you’ve ripped to shreds and set on fire didn’…

Danny Gallagher | November 30, 2012 1:15 pm | 4 Comments

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What To Do If You Win the Lottery

Last night, a couple of lucky schmucks from Idaho and Washington had the numbers 4, 8, 15, 25, 47, 42 and won the Mega Millions jackpot. They will share a $355 million jackpot. And since I’m broke, I was pretty pissed off it wasn’t me. Then I made myself feel better by remembering that most people who win the lottery have their lives ruined by the money. But that got me thinking, what exactly are you supposed to do, if you miraculously win, to keep it from ruining you life? (Surprisingly, “hookers and coke” is not the right answer.) After a little research, I’ve come up with a few quick tips for how to conduct yourself after becoming richer than your wildest dreams.

COED Staff | January 5, 2011 9:41 am